What is this shit!?

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by ManlyBanisters, Jul 2, 2007.

  1. ManlyBanisters

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    Six years! Six fucking years since I had a fucking cigarette and I still get fucking cravings.. I mean serious fucking cravings!! I've been wanting one for about a week now!

    When does it stop, for the love of...

    :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
     
  2. DaveyR

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    6 years is a long time to throw away for the sake of 1. Stay determined. Go out for a walk for half an hour. Just go and do something different that you wouldn't normally do.
     
  3. ManlyBanisters

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    Oh don't worry Davey, I'm not throwing in the towel - no fucking way! I'm just hoping some fucker comes on and says year 7 is the peach where it all goes away...
     
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    You posted this while I was outside smoking...You are asking the wrong person. I once quit for a year and trained and ran in the Honolulu Matathon, after it was over I hobbled over to Long's Drugstore (Where all of Hawaii saves!)
    And bought a pack and went to the Outrigger and smoked the whole pack!
    Don't give up hope...don't start again...My goal for the summer is to quit!
    Good luck!
     
  5. DC_DEEP

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    Hey, ManBan... year 7 is the peach where it all goes away!
     
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    True - it really is :wink:
     
  7. ManlyBanisters

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    AAARGH! That sounds better than fucking sex right now! I wanna kill you and steal your cigarettes!!! :wink:

    I love you!
     
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    I can't speak from experience, cause I never smoked.....

    But maybe redirect your frustration and consider what criminals the tobacco companies are for intentionally addicting so many millions while the CEOs of the top 7 companies LIED in congressional hearings about whether they knew nicotine was addictive or not.

    Insiders knew that from the late 1940's the tobacco industry knew that nicotine was addictive as hell.

    They have genetically altered the tobacco plant so the leaves have even More nicotine in them.
    They get away with this by growing the genetically altered leaves outside the US and importing them.
    Up to 600 chemicals are added to cigarettes with the specific purpose of delivering the nicotine to the brain faster.

    Doctors have stated that they've had patients who kicked their heroin addiction easier than their patients who have tried to quit tobacco.

    FYI:
    About Dr. Jeffrey Wigand
    Jeffrey Wigand: The Whistle-Blower

    Dr. Jeffrey Wigand's site.
    Jeffrey Wigand


    Best of luck to you, ManlyBanisters......

    Never give in......
     
  9. ManlyBanisters

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    Sorry Pirate - your intentions are beautiful, thank you, but this is all I "hear"
     
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    *quickly extinguishes, whistles and fakes innocence*
    Manly, DON"T GIVE UP!!!! I deeply regret picking up this addictive habit and hope that at some stage I'll be able to last longer than a week of no smoking.

    Don't forget that there are other options. Everytime your craving becomes intense, there is a nice long cigar that you can smoke...and I don't think that Mr. B will mind either hint hint, wink wink, nudge nudge though I don't suggest that you light up before smoking - he may not be too happy. Now grab hold of him and start smokin' :biggrin1: !
     
  11. ManlyBanisters

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    You've all come here to fucking smoke at me!!

    :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
     
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    Think of all those wrinkles that you HAVEN'T got because you gave it up, you would have looked like this if you'd kept smoking!
     
  13. ManlyBanisters

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    How do you know I don't?! Why do you think I have my back to the camera? :wink: :wink:
     
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    Because Mr.B wouldn't get it up if you did!:tongue:
     
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    This is not a
    fookin'
    SMOKESCREEN,
    dammit!

    We are trying to help you and support you, but since you're complaining...
    Let me spell things out to you once, just this ONCE!

    Listen here you bitch, if you so much as THINK about lighting up just one and I mean ONE fucking cigarette, I swear you will live to regret it for the rest of your fucking miserable (and I mean it, it will become VERY miserable) existence. You will not know what hit you. I will stalk you, both here and in real life. Everytime you make a post, I will attack and insult you in ways that go beyond sadomasochism (so stop smiling) - you will cry like a little baby. I will email photos of my butt (you WILL be traumatised, so take those ideas of using a strapon and discard them!) on the hour, every hour. I will send you PM's with heavy breathing in them...trust me, I can. You will be reduced to a paranoid snivelling excuse of a woman. You will lose Mr. B., you'll be banned from this site and you will lose your job. You will end up being a bad lady that chases cars and bites tyres.

    That's the plan for day one...don't let me continue.

    So now, is having a tit fit over a cigarette really worth it, huh? Don't let me climb through my screen and out of yours, cos I guarantee, you will shit bricks sideways!

    Now shut the fuck up with your whining you little sissy before I stretch your lower lip over your head!!!!! :kiss:
     
  16. ManlyBanisters

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    Ya got me!


    :wink:

    I think I just came. :tongue:
     
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    How's this for a thought?

    I dont' know if you every truly quit.

    I stopped smoking about 5 years ago. Since that point, I've had maybe 7 cigs. I think the trick to being a sucessful quitter is to understand that you are allowed to have a cheat once in a LONG while... provided you know to stop at one.

    Some people can do it, some can't. I tried to stop eating chocolate and sweets... I usually last up to a week and then BAM, pass me the goodstuff...

    Anyways, congrats on 6 years. Take my words into consideration but don't take a cheat unless you can stop again.:rolleyes: I recommend swimming or boxing, or running... they all help.
     
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    Every time you want to light up look at this and say no way :wink:
     
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    I would say suck on a fat one every time you get the urge - but then you'd be back on thrity a day :tongue:
     
  20. ManlyBanisters

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    I fire guns and kick things...

    :scared2: :yikes: :scared2:


    A fat spliff* or cock? Can I have both?

    * I do this but with no tabacco
     
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