What is this shit!?

[earllogjam]

I have a friend who just can't quit. Says his mom smoked profusely when he was in the womb and that he was born addicted.

Isn't second hand smoke bad for a former addict? Isn't that the first step to that point of no return? Open a window dear.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

I have a friend who just can't quit. Says his mom smoked profusely when he was in the womb and that he was born addicted.

Isn't second hand smoke bad for a former addict? Isn't that the first step to that point of no return? Open a window dear.

He don't smoke in the house - and call me 'dear' again and I'll tear out your eyeballs and eat them... :wink:

 

[earllogjam]

- and call me 'dear' again and I'll tear out your eyeballs and eat them... :wink:

Sorry ma'am.

I'll never argue with a woman craving fags.

 

[gjorg]

Seven years please God noooooo! I have just quit 6 months ago! Mother fucker you just put me thru 11 years of trigeminal nueralgia-----please stop now. Its not a game -----please stop

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Seven years please God noooooo! I have just quit 6 months ago! Mother fucker you just put me thru 11 years of trigeminal nueralgia-----please stop now. Its not a game -----please stop

6 months - Oh boy, hahahahahahahhaHA! I remember 6 months - a walk in the park compared to this 6 year itch!

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Sorry ma'am.

I'll never argue with a woman craving fags.

Fucking right! - oh, and lose the 'craving fags' bit...

 

[Full_Phil]

Six years! Six fucking years---When does it stop, for the love of---

Never, babes, so find something else. Lifesavers work for me. By the way, welcome to the club!

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Never, babes, so find something else. Lifesavers work for me. By the way, welcome to the club!

Fuck! (Lifesavers suck)