What is your dick worth?

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What do you guys think your dick is worth? Imagine if you could buy a penis size or trade penis size with other guys.

I think the average 6"x5" dick is worth 10$ and having something like a 5x4 would put you in debt. What do you guys think qualifies as a $1 million dollar cock?

I would put something like a 7"x5.5" big dick at worth about $3000 and a 8"x6" massive cock around $50,000. So the 7"x5.5" would be like the price of a really nice TV and the 8"x6" would be like the price of a new luxury car.

Given the importance some men put on penis size, I'm sure my prices are way too cheap. I would sell all my dicks in a day. Oh wait, I only have 1.
 

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In all respect for the well hung guys on this planet - and there are quite a few; by stats about 50% of all men are probably bigger than me - i have to say that:

My dick is worth as much as many much bigger dicks! I satisfied even hung guys with it and created 3 wonderful lives... only that and the fact that it is totally unique, is probably worth millions hehe

oh, and just ask my wife, it is actually a real priceless cock, as it's the only one who's allowed to fuck her ;-)
 

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a cut penis is worth less though have to deduct for damage..

Other features have to be considered as well, but lets keep it simple and just look at 2 factors: length and girth. Hardness, angle, precum/cum production, shape, head size, etc. could all be factored in as well.

Average is not 6 x 5 to start with

Not really the point of this discussion. I believe the average is probably 5.75x4.75 BPELxMEG but 6x5 is a nice, round number and close enough to average.

In all respect for the well hung guys on this planet - and there are quite a few; by stats about 50% of all men are probably bigger than me - i have to say that:

My dick is worth as much as many much bigger dicks! I satisfied even hung guys with it and created 3 wonderful lives... only that and the fact that it is totally unique, is probably worth millions hehe

oh, and just ask my wife, it is actually a real priceless cock, as it's the only one who's allowed to fuck her ;-)

A beautiful statement to the joy a penis can bring regardless of size. However, we are discussing size and $$$ here, nothing priceless. I understand that some would not want to change their size at all.
 
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if I had 50000 or more I would not be your client but rather that of a travel agency and I would leave for 50000 with my gf and we would fuck like beasts
 

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This question sounds pretty stupid at first, but it's actually quite interesting in my opinion.

Let's assume you could easily trade dicks ;)
Let's also assume that penis size distribution among all men on the planet is completely random, which is probably not that far from reality.

Since wealth distribution is not random at all, there would be quite a huge black market.
There are more than 2000 billionaires in the world today. It's safe to asume that some of them have tiny penises and would be willing to pay practically anything to change that, while many poor men in third world countries would happily sell their dicks.
Since we know from the other thread that a real, working 10 inch dick is as rare as a unicorn, I would estimate it's price around at least 100 million US $, since people are willing to pay such prises for paintings.

On the other hand penis size would lose quite a bit of it's significance if you could simply buy a bick dick. Also no man would be willing to admit he just got his dick from ebay and sooner or later no one would be very impressed by a bick dick anyways, because you would asume it's just bought.

So I would expect a huge demand with insane prices in the first couple of years and then a market crash soon after.

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