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Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by B_ILIW, Mar 2, 2011.
This is either the legitimate or rub and tug kind. :biggrin1:
I just have a funny story about when a group of family\friends went to a spa. It was my cousin's first time getting a massage and she wound up with a male masseuse. Me and my sister also had massages and I was complaining that my lady was too rough and my sister felt her masseuse wasn't strong enough because she likes to be kneaded real strong. Then my cousin chirps in how she was weirded out because her masseuse massaged her ass. We both looked confused, "He massaged your ass?" Well wasn't she surprised to learn that she got special treatment from her masseuse. I also need to point out that my cousin has the classic, round bubble butt.
I love having my ass massaged.
I've had many many massages, but my very first one was with an older hippy lesbian who fondled/cupped my breasts toward the end of my massage when she had me lie on my back while she worked my neck and shoulders....i had been dozing off, but shocked when she did it because I wasn't sure if that was part of the deal...anyway, i was 19 and perky. Oh well.
MsThang, please can i have your cousin's number?
Quite the fantasy for me personally. I might start visiting them to see what happens
The best massages I have had have been by another man. A guy knows just how to treat another guy's body! And, at health club facilities, like the Y, there is no need for modesty, so the guys on the tables just lie there completely naked. Much better than pretending modesty by being partially covered.
Well my 1st massage I ever got was in Thailand. I went in got naked and laid on my back she rubbed my shoulders, back, legs, and told me to roll-over. When I did she seen what I had and said OHHH WE. So she ask "want hand job" I say "ok" she starts jacking me off and then blowing me looks up and ask "boom boom" I say "ok" put the condom on and beat that ass down she's tryning to put her hands on my hips and move away the entire time, needless to say I say forget it, get dressed and leave. Later I find out that massage parlors there are only massage parlors if its inside the hotel, the others one's are for sex ohh well I visited a couple more through out the island:biggrin1:
Two massage stories:
1. When I was on a business trip in L.A., I was staying at a hotel in Santa Monica. Across the street was a massage parlor. I looked it up on line and read that things got pretty X-rated if you wanted them to. I popped a Viagra, went across the street, and was put in a room, asked to remove my clothes, then lay in the table face down with a towel over me. A few moments later, a rather lovely Asian woman entered and began massaging my back (quite well, too). The she moved to my legs and eventually removed the towel and rubbed down my ass. My dick was, at this point, rock hard and poking out the side of my leg. Her fingers brushed against it a few times and then she asked me if I needed anything else taken care of. I gave her some extra money, at which point she rolled me over, put a condom on me, and rode me like a pro. From my point of view, her moist pussy bouncing up and down on my cock looked fucking hot. Great time, although I haven't gone back.
2. When in Seattle on business, I asked the 19-year-old kid at the front desk of my hotel who I might call for a massage. He recommended his brother. I gave him a ring and later that day, a hot and humpy 21-year-old showed up at my door for a scheduled one-hour massage. He told me to strip down to either my boxers or naked, whichever I was comfortable with. Of course, exhibitionist that I am, I went totally naked. I noticed his eyes lingered on my dick for a few extra seconds before I laid face down. After the first half of one of the best massages in a long time (this guy had GREAT hands), he asked me to roll over. I told him I had a boner and he said not to worry, it happens. Alas, when I did roll over he let out a "Whoa!" I smiled and said, "Sorry." He said, "No, no. I said it was ok. I just...well..." he gave me a playful tug and said, "Whoa! Ya know what I'm sayin'?" He finished the massage a half hour later and by that point I was leaking loads of pre-cum. After saying he was finished, he asked, "Do you mind if I play with it for a while?" Who was I to deny him? 5 minutes later I was spraying one of the biggest loads of my life across my torso!
I went 2 times,1st was totally legit,kinda sucked,lol. 2nd time went and black male massages me was very good btw,and at the end while in my boxers he spread my legs and then kinda did a stretch with them and said soory dont mean to squish ur balls,guess they were visible as usual and that was it,never really knew how to take that as if he might be offering something??
I went to one once, paid good money, walked in she told me to strip down and lay face down, she came in massaged my back, asked me to roll over (still soft) she then touched my dick and said "feel good" I gave her a tip, she jerked me off and I blew all over myself, she came in with a wet towel, cleaned me up and that was it, felt good!
Went to this asian massage place it was 70 for 1hr kinda high. The women was middle aged not pretty and not in shape. I been to this place once before a couple of years ago. When I first went to this place it smelled like cum then during my massage she asked me if their was anywhere I would like her to massage? I pointed to my cock then she said that would be 50 dollars I said no thanks my gf can do that for free.
Then she said 40 then 30 I said I tip 20 if you want to include that it's up to you. I got no hj and tipped 20 and left. I thought it's been a few years I will give this place another chance. The place smelled since this time and the rooms were fixed up and the place ooked good not run down. I told her no head, feet, face and arms just body front and back. Her massage started with her lowering the down to my hams and my butt had no towel on it. She gave my inner thighs a good rub and brushed my bag a bit. I turned over with 25 mins to go and she uncovered my cock during the massage from time to time.
I never got really hard but had a good semi going. She never asked me if I wanted my cock to get a massage. When I first paided I gave her 80 and asked for my 10 dollar change which she did not give me until I asked a 2nd time this annoyed me. At the end I said to myself screw her I will not tip I thought to myself. I waked out and she asked for a tip I kept on walking. I thought 70 for 1 hr is high this is not a high end spa and the massage was just ok if anything it was worth about 25-40 tip included. I will try a Russian women who will do a 3hr massage for 135 tip included.
None. They do seem like popular targets for Vice raids though.
I've had many 'erotic massages' over the years in UK and countries from as far apart as Hong Kong and Belize. In UK 'massage parlours' are a euphemism for brothels - brothels are illegal but massage parlours can employ several girls. You pay a basic price for a massage then choose your girl from those available, go off to a room, get nude and the girl works on you, usually in her undies. After a while you get asked if you want any extras and told the additional cost, you pay her, she gets nude and the sex takes place. I always fuck them; bjs or 'hand relief' don't really do it for me. The establishment can claim that you just paid them for a massage and any other payment is just between you and the girl; the police know the score and usually leave massage parlours alone unless the girls are underage or trafficked.
Occasionally I've had two-girl massages and sometimes two-girl baths, if the places have a jacuzzi - fucking both girls, of course. Some of the girls are very good masseuses, others just go through the motions and offer extras very soon. My most erotic was a Thai massage, where the girl got me hard and put a condom on, then oiled herself and slid up and down my body then eventually slid onto my cock.
For me, massages always mean sex. I've only had one non-erotic one and I was worried I'd get erect and offend the masseuse - who didn't offer any extras, it was in a health club.
I had the two girl thing once. Unfortunately I only had sex with one of them, but it was a lot of fun none-the-less.
Have had many over the years, with them ranging from going-thru-the-motions to them being hot and very fun. You never really know what its going to be unless your a regular though.
This one place usually had the women rub their bodies all over mine though, and literally lick my body from head to toe, especially concentrating on my back. Used to drive me crazy. By far the hottest times I've ever had in one.
Have had a few legit massages over the years, most weren't that great. The best ironically were a the very skinny 30ish blonde and older lady of about 70. Experience must count, because the 70 year old lady gave me the best massage I've ever had. Felt great for weeks. She was too expensive for me though at $75 an hour.
I have had many massages. Most of them were the legit one, because the erotic ones dont massage that well.
The best erotic one though was a fluke. I thought the place was legit as the masseuse was an older mid forties woman. She was Ukranian, not very good looking but had projected that she liked massaging me. She was pretty good on the legs and feet so i didnt hesistate to spread my legs a bit so she can reach where ever she wanted. When she got to my thigh, she grazed my balls with her hand lightly, but it turned me on and got me so hard that i just wanted her to suck it right away. As I turned around, my dick head was so engorged that she immediately said "Ohh so strong" as she was gripping it hard. She started stroking it with oil and massaging the head in an up and twist motion. She wasn't making me cum, but was feeling really good and she knew it. She asked me how far I want to go and I said as far as she's comfortable.
I had to have her naked at this point, so I was playing with her tits and her also rubbing her pussy through a huge bush. It wasn't a wild bush, it was trimmed just right, but there was more then the average man is used too I asked her how often she gets fucked outside of work and she said hardly ever and most ppl take a handjob for $20 and leave. I then had to ask her how badly she wanted me to fuck her. She really wanted it but said it in a way that didnt seem so. I got her on the table, ate her pussy till she came(yes it was clean and smelled good or i wouldn't have LoL) I just needed to feel her soft pubes on my face and knowing I was making her realy horny toped it all of for me. She then blew me while lying down and I was standing by her mouth, slowly fucking her face for a few min. I layed down agin for her to keep blowing me till I was ready to fuck. I put her back on the table and then climbed on top of her, put my dick head in and waited a bit so I can see her anticipation, then slid it alllll the way in. She gasped a bit and that was it for me I fucked her slow then faster and then i was just pounding her for a good ten mins. She came again but i didn't stop. We fucked for at least 15 mins straight and I was deep in her. I saw her cumming again, her pussy tightened on my almost exploding dick and then i pulled out, came all over her face and in her mouth. She milked it dry. I came so hard and it was so thick i felt like licking it up myself lol. There was a lot of cum too which turned me on so much that I remained hard which she found exciting as Im sure she's not used to that in her massage room. So I tried to fuck her in the ass and it didn't want to go in, but she was a good sport, she tried . So she blew me again and I wasn't going to cum so I got dressed. I gave her $40 initially for the 30 min massage that lasted well over 45 min and another $60 for the extras. i could have given her less and she wouldn't have complained, but it wouldn't have been nice on my part.
thats my best massage parlor experience ever. The others are for another time with another older woman that knew exactly what to do to me
The more legit parlors...I had a sweet young sexy girl. She loved to rub my ass. And well that was about it for her.
The more illegal type parlors. I had one chick who was like porn star hot, she would jerk me off the first few times, and once I wore a cock ring and had an anal plug in my ass. She asked me if I was into receiving anal,I said yes. She said next time bring a strap on and I'll fuck you. So I brought it and she was good at fucking. Dumb ass me, that whole deal cost me $150.00 as opposed to the normal $65.00.
I wish they still offered massages at the Y here in Baton Rouge.
I've had many massages, currently seeing a young lady who gives a great therapeutic massage, nothing at all sexual about it. I occasionally see a couple of guys who also give a therapeutic massage but combine it with sensual/erotic elements. I've been lucky, have never had a bad experience.
20yrs old. In Costa Rica, with my buddy and another bud who lives down there. Walk down this random side street. Come to a gated door, with a guard. My buddy says whatever to him in Spanish. We walk up marble stairs to a desk with a Madam behind it. She knows my friend well, they exchange pleasantries. Girls come out for a line up. I pick this large breasted, girl who is trying to hide herself behind the other girls. I'm 6'1 which is fairly tall in CR, and half black/irish, I assume she assumes that I have a big wang and is afraid. I get a half hearted massage, and she says "completo?" I say si. She really isn't into it, I go 40mins and don't cum. Pay my 25 colones and leave.
We go back a 2nd time before we leave, because hey we are 20yrs old, and don't have these cool whorehouses at home. This time the chick is into in, and rides me to death, and then showers with me at the end, and jerks a 2nd nut out of me.