What is your perception of Chuck Norris?

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Axcess, Dec 28, 2009.

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What do you think of Chuck Norris ?

  1. HE IS THE SUPREME GOD!!!!!!

    7 vote(s)
    43.8%
  2. BAD ACTOR

    2 vote(s)
    12.5%
  3. HE IS ONLY A UGLY OLD MAN

    4 vote(s)
    25.0%
  4. HE IS OLD AND GAY

    3 vote(s)
    18.8%
  1. Axcess

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    Chuck Norris is the supreme god in my opinion.:wink::wink:
     
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    Do not take His name in vain.
     
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    You left out one option: "Who is Chuck Norris?"
     
  4. Axcess

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    I THINK THAT'S BLASPHEMY.:wink::smile::biggrin1:
     
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    He was born in one of the best states of the union and is 100% closeted gay lke most men from Oklahoma and he has nipple piercings with a silver chain running from the one to the other to the other and the othere. He has 4 nipples that is my perception of him.
     
  6. Axcess

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    Their isn't a control button in Chuck computer , Chuck Norris is always in control.
     
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    Old and gay but in that metrosexual hetero father kind of way.
     
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    If god had just one with i bet it would be, to be Chuck Norris
     
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    Mere words cannot do him justice
     
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    i have respect for him since he is a sworn law enforcement officer (much like Shaq and Steven Segal).
     
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