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maverackstud8: madame-do your have my home bugged with camera ?


And hello,frank 8 inches looks big to me.Me and aren't John Holmes but don't knock the 8 .To some women 8 inches is way huge.

 

[jonb]

Originally posted by madame_zora@Jun 30 2004, 02:50 PM
You have got to be shitting me! Nothing funny at all about that, how sad the world is sometimes....

By "funny" I meant peculiar. It's true, but generally the North was assholes in Africa, so they were probably protesting the whole British system.

 

[madame_zora]

Yeah, jonb, I'm sure you meant peculiar, I don't see you as a sadist!! My reaction was just one of horrific shock, I have a hard time getting my mind around the idea of that going on in this day and age. Even though the British do rile many nations to hatred I have a hard time understanding why they'd take it out on their own women. Very sad. I know this goes on in India as well, but for the odd chance of my parent meeting here, I could have as easily been born there.....

 

[jonb]

Well, they were protesting imperialism. That's the confusing part. But I don't know how true it is; the British outlawed sodomy in Rhodesia, but now Zimbabweans think of it as a white thing.

So at this point I don't think any meme (mind virus) can be outlawed without infecting millions more. The only way to kill a meme would of course be counter-memes.

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

Yeah, Banaphone anyone? Memes are horrible little gits, altough I don't think the idea is "that" original. It's been known for ages about trends and patterns. I've only known about Meme theory in detail this year.

 

[jonb]

Well, Mike Godwin managed to engineer the first successful counter-meme. Back in the late 80s/early 90s, the "off-topic Nazi comparison" meme was popular on usenet ("Feminazis", anyone?), so he wrote "As a usenet discussion increases in length, the probability of comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one," basically saying that discussion was pointless once someone brings up Nazis. He sprinkled it on a few newsgroups, it mutated to saying that the guy who makes that comparison loses, and Nazi comparisons went down. Basically the rules now are, unless you're talking about mass murder, Nazi comparisons are pointless.

 

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sillysally: I work as a nurse in a urology practice. You would think that nothing would phase me after seeing dicks all day long. The sad fact is that the vast majority of what I see are limp and eiither 1) sick or 2) old. Once in awhile we will get something memorable and yes, the girls in the office do talk.

Since the guys I date will all know what I do for a living, I usually get a good chuckle out of this reaction when I am in a more intimate setting: "In my proefessional opinion, that is a world class cock." I'll admit that I use this pretty liberally. Most guys seem to appreciate the kind remarks given my suppposed expertise. A little flattery goes a long way in this department.

Only once have I come across a cock that left me truly flabbergasted. This guy was a pretty good specimen to begin with - worked out regularly and was well groomed. I'll admit to being stunned, however, when I pulled down his pants for the first time. He was almost 10 inches long and sticking straight up. I just sat there a second. No funny lines or anything. I finally just said, "Man, you are amazing." and went to work. We dated for a couple of months after that, but drifted apart. Hopefully he isn't the last one of this size I come across, because it was certainly good while it lasted.

 

[madame_zora]

Welcome, Sillysally! I see that was your first post, and a doozy it was. That should send them scurrying. Look out, guys, we have a trained professional amoung us . Sillysally, in case no one told you yet, there is an icon for our photo gallery at the top of the page, you will find a lot of nice treats in there!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

My god, and after all that staring, you fought the impulse to act upon your astonishment?

 

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sillysally:

Originally posted by MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK@Jul 10 2004, 10:42 AM
My god, and after all that staring, you fought the impulse to act upon your astonishment?

I mean I went to work on him, not that I headed for the office, you silly boy!

 

[GottaBigOne]

Hot story SillySally. I remember one time I went to see the urolgogist about a cyst i had on my testicle once. The nurse who checked me out was male so getting a reaction out of him wasn't as satisfying as It would have been witha female but it was still good to get reaction from someone. WHen i dropped my pants he kinda blinked a few times then tried to pretend that nothing was going on. Later when he was doing the sonogram i was talking to him, and we got inot my profession which is a visual artist. I asked him if I could get a print out of the sonogram to use in one of my paintings. He said that he usually didn't do that for people but he'd make an exception for me cause I was "cool." I wonder if he really did it just because he was impressed with my package.

 

[madame_zora]

Well, Gottabigone, that IS a rather impressive package! I hope the poor guy at least made a copy...

I've been surprised in my real life when bigger guys are not aware of their size, it's like they don't believe me if I say they're above average. Despite how we all talk here on lpsg, most of the real world dooes not know very much about sexuality, size, etc. I feel like I won the lottery when I unwrap a package like that because I'm know what's coming...

 

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wifeyman:

Originally posted by madame_zora@Jul 11 2004, 12:30 AM
I've been surprised in my real life when bigger guys are not aware of their size, it's like they don't believe me if I say they're above average. Despite how we all talk here on lpsg, most of the real world dooes not know very much about sexuality, size, etc. I feel like I won the lottery when I unwrap a package like that because I'm know what's coming...

Madame Zora,

If you don't mind my asking, how do you deal with it when the package you've unwrapped is less than average? You've mentioned elsewhere on the board that it take more than average to satisfy you, making this question popped into my head. Since you get the most "bang for your buck" (so to speak) from the top 2-5% of the population, how do you maximize your chances to avoid the other 95-98%? We males have all the luck. If we're into large breasts, we can pretty much tell from across the room what we're getting into. It seems that preferring large penises is much more of a crapshoot.

If this question is out of line, or worded poorly, I apologize in advance, and respect your choice to respond by correcting me (so that I can learn the nuances of this board) or by ignoring me.

Any other ladies who feel comfortable answering can feel free.

Thanks.

 

[GottaBigOne]

Madam, I actually didn't really know how special my package was for the longest time. Anyone who knows about my size and hears this always say I'm full of shit but I've never really had any experience with cocks other than my own so there was no way for me to make a comparison. I had gotten comments of course from girlfriends, and people who had seen it, but I had always thought they were just being nice and flattering. Plus I'd only really had much experience younger when it was only of "adult average" length so when I'd actually get info on size, I thought I was average. When it got to be 8" and 9" long I didn't think that that was substantially bigger than average so I thought it was just slightly larger than normal. All these porno guys with actual 9" but that say on the boxes and other advertisements would tout them as 12" or larger so I thought that you had to be 12" to be considered large. The way I become aware that my cock was big, dare I even say huge, was because of the internet and my webcam, and just being a liitle more aware of just how big the guys in pornos really are. If I ignore the inches they say they are and just look at how the look relative to other things in the scene I notice that I'm usually as big or bigger than most of the "larger" guys.
It really still is nothing special to me as I've been with my cock for all my life (granted, it was not always this size) but its growth was pretty gradual and went almost unnoticed.

And the sonogram is of my testicles, not my cock. That would have been cool though.

 

[madame_zora]

Wifeyman, you said a mouthful, you males have all the luck! If you are "breast men" or "leg men" or "ass men", you can easily tell who has what you want. I don't mind the question at all.

Actually it has only been in the last four months, since I've been here on lpsg, that I've begun to realize certain things about myself, like why I'm very rarely sexually satisfied. I am currently in a "restructuring period" so I am avioding relationships like the plague. This idea came to me that my body might actually be different from "average women" in width and depth, and after a little experimentation, damned if I wasn't right! You see, women know very little about our own vaginas, so the fact that mine is unusally large was a fact that had escaped me all these years. What do I do? Simple, I posted an ad on an online dating site for 8" plus cocks only, send pics for a reply!! How hilarious is that? Anyway, I'm just giving myself a little time to find out what it's all about. I have no intention of feeling guitly about only wanting the 2 to 5%, I don't owe sex to anyone. Men think it's fine if they have requirements for you, but if you have requirements for them, you're a bitch. Fuck that. I mean, seriously!

I have spent my life having sex with men who had no chance of satisfying me, although FWIW, sex with me was probably no great thrill for them either! So that's where I'm at now. Hope that answers the question.


Gottabigone, I love how sweet and unassuming you are! Beautiful man, gorgeous cock. Some of my frineds who I've told about this site ask me if the guys on here are all assholes, and I answer, truthfully, that every single one I talk to is an absolute gentlman to me. I would have never believed what a fine group of people I was to find here. It should be illegal to have this much fun.

 

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wifeyman:

Originally posted by madame_zora@Jul 11 2004, 05:49 AM
Wifeyman, you said a mouthful, you males have all the luck! If you are "breast men" or "leg men" or "ass men", you can easily tell who has what you want. I don't mind the question at all.

Actually it has only been in the last four months, since I've been here on lpsg, that I've begun to realize certain things about myself, like why I'm very rarely sexually satisfied. I am currently in a "restructuring period" so I am avioding relationships like the plague. This idea came to me that my body might actually be different from "average women" in width and depth, and after a little experimentation, damned if I wasn't right! You see, women know very little about our own vaginas, so the fact that mine is unusally large was a fact that had escaped me all these years. What do I do? Simple, I posted an ad on an online dating site for 8" plus cocks only, send pics for a reply!! How hilarious is that? Anyway, I'm just giving myself a little time to find out what it's all about. I have no intention of feeling guitly about only wanting the 2 to 5%, I don't owe sex to anyone. Men think it's fine if they have requirements for you, but if you have requirements for them, you're a bitch. Fuck that. I mean, seriously!

I have spent my life having sex with men who had no chance of satisfying me, although FWIW, sex with me was probably no great thrill for them either! So that's where I'm at now. Hope that answers the question.

MZ,

I agree completely that you have every right to be satisfied, and that it's important that you know what that takes. I'm with gottabigone (though smaller ... only 7X6.5) in that I have no experience with anyone's penis but my own. Unlike him, though, I've been told by several women that it's considerably smaller than earlier boyfriends, and so I've always assumed it's small. Women aren't the only gender who don't know much about relative sexuality.... Luckily, my current sigO seems to like it, so it's all good.

Thanks for the information, and good luck!

 

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wifeyman:

Originally posted by GottaBigOne@Jul 11 2004, 03:53 AM
If I ignore the inches they say they are and just look at how the look relative to other things in the scene I notice that I'm usually as big or bigger than most of the "larger" guys.

That's a good tip, GBO. It also gives me an excuse to go watch more porn.

THANKS!!

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

Hey Zora, why aren't your friends here?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I got to tell you, the stories we get here about doctor visits and realtionships never stop, do they? As it turns out, I remember my going to the urologist for a routine exam, and I had this female nurse who gave the preliminary exam must have been new. So, after some small chat, she then asked me to drop my pants. She said,"Don't be bashful, I've seen all kinds here." So, I did, and when I did, her eyes were damn near pressing against the lenses in her glasses. Well, she did the ball check, then the cough routine, and I could tell she didn't want to stop until she got an accurate reading.


Later afterwards, she was giving me the bill, and slipped a card with number on it, and said, "just in case you want to go past an examination." Well, I took her up on the offer, and she turned out to be very nice. She's since moved back in with her ex-husband, but I still remember her .

 

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maverackstud8: First,I saw Tina Small's huge tits my hair raised on end my dick hard.So i guess women have the same reactive when seeing a big cock like mind or anyone else here.SAME GOES FOR ANY RICHLY ENDOWED HONEY.