What job is perfect for someone with no emotions

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  1. D_Mylor Mentallydaft

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    If a man were born with no emotions what so ever, physical pain and pleasure, just no emotions, what job would he be best suited for?
     
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    A man with no emotions would not be human, so though he might be male, he couldn't be a man.
     
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    A male baby chicken slauterer. They kill the male babies on chicken farms by throwing them through a grinder alive.
     
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    working with computers/machinery.
    they're logical and not confusingly emotional.

    or, if you can understand and accommodate emotions in others, a paramedic or surgeon needs to remain cool, rational and unemotional.
     
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    some people with, for example, autism display no sign of emotion at all.
     
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    There is no one with 'no emotions.'

    There are some who hide and manage emotions better than others. At least temporarily. But emotions, ultimately, won't be denied expression. They have a way of eventually coming out in suprising (and often ugly) fashion.
     
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    Politician. President, especially. Congressmen specifically. The guy who designed the original "Blue Screen of Death" for Windows. People who design cellphones, and car commercials.
     
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    Juror or something along those lines. The law could always use more objection.
     
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    Assassin... or serial killer. Though, I dunno if being an assassin classifies one under serial killer or not?
     
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    What you're talking about is someone who is sociopathic. The emotions sociopaths have are not deeply felt or held and pass quickly. A true sociopath has no ability to empathize and has no qualms about using people for his or her own purposes. Not all sociopaths are killers or even criminals though they are usually manipulative and duplicitous. Sociopaths are perfect liars as they feel no anxiety in doing so and have no tells. What causes most sociopaths to be alienating is their frequent need to toy with people for amusement with each episode becoming progressively more antagonistic.

    Sociopaths make great executioners, lawyers, and poker players.
     
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    Meter Maid

    411 Telephone operator

    Insurance Adjuster

    Car Repoman

    Corporate Peon

    Muni Bus Driver

    Martha Stewart's lover

    A Chinese Whore


    When I thought of this question the first image that came to my mind was the character in American Beauty that played the closeted military neighbor's wife.
     
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    What makes a Chinese whore different from other whores? Is there some conventional wisdom I don't know?
     
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    YES! Man, I could just imagine her vocalizations on the sack.
     
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    serial killer
    mercenary
    slaughterhouse worker in the kill room
     
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