What kind do you have?

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  1. cofrader

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    1. Kongoyasha the listless lingam lacking both drive and staying power, in need of special ritual treatment to improve performance
    2. Daiitoku Myo-o the giant, long and thick lingam that can frighten some women; to be used with control and consideration
    3. Kundari Myo-o the long and vigorous kundalini lingam that is full of passion. Matched with the appropriate yoni, this one can drive a woman wild
    4. Gonzanze Myo-o the average size lingam that puts women at ease, has great staying power and can satisfy even the most demanding lady
    5. Fudo Myo-o the dark, thick and long king of lingams worshipped by women.
    6. Daikoku the dark earth yoni, one which envelopes the lingam and holds it
    7. Mizu-Tembo the moist water yoni, with a small opening and a wide interior
    8. Ka-Tembo the hairy fire yoni, ever sweet-tasting and insatiable
    9. Fu-Tembo the soft wind yoni, also called the Flying Dragon, because someone who enters this silken tunnel feels as if flying in heaven
    10. Bon-Tembo the celestial yoni, most beautiful and fragrant; also known as Dragon's Pearl. The tight opening and narrow passage lead to a pearl-like womb, and anyone fortunate enough to enter such a yoni is said to cry out in ecstasy
     
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    gonzanze my-o...so someone has been reading the kama-sutra....
     
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    D'oh!

    I wanted a poll but it didnt work.:confused:

    Well, im Kundari Myo-o, or 3 .
     
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    If I answer Fudo Myo-o, does that make me an asshole?

    By the way, I could go for some Bon-Tembo right now.
     
  6. cofrader

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    Nop,thats makes you a dick, a huge dick. :biggrin1:

    Bon-Tembo sounds perfect:rolleyes:.
     
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    Sorry, me bad. I cant control it.
     
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    Gonzanze Myo-o I think, though not completely sure
     
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    #4 for me
     
  10. B_ScaredLittleBoy

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    Fudo Myo-o

    Hardly worshipped, but it is long, dark and thick.
     
  11. cofrader

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    I would be delighted to hear some women over here
     
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    I think I would be #3 Kundari Myo-o.
     
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    Come on, Arliss. Such over display of humility. You're not a Daiitoku Myo-o.
    Everyone who knows you knows you're a Fudo Myo-o.
     
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