What kind of gun would your penis be?

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    I've noticed guys refer to their penis as a "gun" from time to time and it got me to thinking.... if your penis was a gun... what kind would it be...and why would you pick that?

    I think we can have some fun with this as there are so many different type of guns out there...
     
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    What a great fun question? I really can't think of what I am. Not quite a cannon or a bazooka like some guys on here, but no hand gun or quick firing weapon either. I am thinking about maybe a good dependable long lasting front loading rifle? You tell me Ms. Fancy P.
     
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    I'm a .22 mag O: smaller, but still packs some penetrating power.
     
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    An M9.. I shoot to kill :biggrin1:
     
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    .50 cal desert eagle with the longer barrel. ID by DNA only.:biggrin1:
     
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    I'm not quite sure either... you can also consider your "cumming" power...

    You see, if my hubby were playing he'd be a "single shot shotgun" self-explanatory... hehhehe


    "Annie Get Your Gun" hahhahaha
     
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    If you pull me - I just shoot and go bang !!!!!
     
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    In this thread. As many guys name the largest calibur gun they can find and shout it out.
     
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    I'm not a guns expert, so I accept suggestions from you Fancy :)
     
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    A 45-120 buffalo rifle....
     
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    So small it's almost a concealed weapon.....

    I hear John Wayne Bobbitt has a sawn-off.....
     
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    Shotgun ha!
     
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    Some kind of a machine gun I suppose.
     
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    how about the Stanag Mag (the Magazine has a curve) :tongue:


    LMAO Catch... that's funny


    hahahhah

    But Willow win's this is hilarious:


    :lmao: :chairfall:
     
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    A luger, because it's sharp looking and German!
     
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