What kind of gun would your penis be?

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I have thought long and hard about this, and i guess i would be a muzzle loader....haha
 

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A BB gun rifel, most male kids get their first one when they are about 10 years old, and they usually buy bigger and more powerfull ones till they are in their teens. And yes I shot the hell out of all of mine. Wang and gun both (LOL)
 
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My Saintliness was a result of me being Cannonised.....
 
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Given my flair and natural talent for 'Foot in Mouth Disease' i will say a Blunderbuss.
 
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Laser gun, will cauterise those wet moist weeping wounds
 
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Just to be a killjoy here....my cock is NOT a weapon, most especially not a gun.
If it was, all of us guys would have blown our heads off masturbating for the first time on the toilet ages ago. Would have gone with that sweet yummy tingly feeling just before though. :)
 
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Did you hear the joke about the teenage boy who fell out of bed and his pajamas cracked?

Well based on that i will say mine is like a Glue-Gun