What kind of porn do women enjoy?

[petite]

1. Can I suggest you for the job of tackling a porn movie guide on the scale and critical depth akin to Leonard Maltin's Movie Guide? Because you're clearly qualified.

2. In a similar vein, I've just pitched an idea for a Porn Siskel & Ebert for the two of us. I'll let you have top billing. I've decided this is the best gig EVAH. Imagine the double entendre possibilities.

3. Body Heat so rules. And it IS sexier than 95% of porn.

You really know how to make me blush! That's a hilarious idea!

You find us a job, and I'd be all for it!

 

[Mule]

Great thread... and I especially want to thank Petite for her input. Fascinating that your porn preferences match mine almost exactly.

 

[Enid]

Tattooed Russian felon fetish?! :ugh: Now I've really heard it all!

 

[petite]

Tattooed Russian felon fetish?! :ugh: Now I've really heard it all!

It's part of her ravishment fantasy! Russian accents are sexy. I'm into sexy voices and accents. I can see how that could really work.

 

[Keleios]

If I had an awful lot of spare money, I'd make my own porn. And no, not in that way. I'd be a happy CGI hardcore fantasy porn film maker indeed if given the combined resources of Pixar, Weta Digital and Dreamworks as well as a sizable budget.

I love stories, imagination and creativity. Being given something to think about or that inspires me is an immense turn on and I think the trouble I have with most porn after a while is that it becomes limited by the flesh within which it's bound. Creating an annoying problem in that within a few seconds of watching, I've mentally extracted the people from that clip, given them a make-over and have placed them somewhere a lot more interesting and probably with a lot less gravity.
Therefore, if I'm watching relatively straight porn by myself and there's no captivating display of genuine emotion; heat or chemistry, I find my mind unintentionally wandering and creating elaborate scenarios, painting backdrops and adding landscapes. Which is very distracting.
A huge difference though when I'm watching it with someone else as I really enjoy watching porn with a guy if they're turned on by it. I have no jealousy issues when it comes to porn so I find the idea of literally lending a hand or any other body part whilst they watch to be extremely hot. They'd get to watch and enjoy and I'd get to enjoy helping to improve the viewing experience.

There are two kinds of sex for me. One is the type I have /want /imagine having /fantasize about having /actually can have with someone and the other type is the sex I can't have because it's absolutely fantasy based and I don't have millions of pounds to spend on building elaborate robots, bioengineering or space flight.
I know there's plenty of fucking machines around but I have supremely high standards when it comes to gadgetry, I have bugger all interest in the robotic sex toy equivalent of a Spectrum 128k so there's nothing on the current market that appeals unless I were to sell my house and go to an incredibly good specialist.
So yeah, anime stuff is about as close as it gets to the fantasy side of things for enjoyment and pushing my boundaries when I'm feeling too lazy to imagine something better or read erotica. Live film exceptions being Dreamquest and Pirates XXX, both of which are laughably bad but that adds to the charm that they tried really hard to put porn into some kind of fantasy/story telling context other than "Hey Mrs, your plumbing is broken, how about I fix it with my cock." There are a few other clip and film exceptions, mostly ones found or sent to me by someone with very good taste in porn who knows that I'll enjoy them for personal reasons. Sentimental porn is awesome and there's one clip I found myself a while back where a couple practically demolish an office with their sexual antics. I had to like that one as the woman nearly ends up on the ceiling at one point, their agility and enthusiasm is just damn impressive.

I wish sometimes that I hadn't seen Barbarella at such an early age as I think I can blame it for kick starting a lot of my fantasies. Jane Fonda was ridiculously hot and fuelled my desire for wanting to put someone naive in a sexually perilous situation from which they'd need rescuing and my liking for machine porn came from Durand-Durand's "Ex-sex-sive Machine". I've known for a long time what I really wanted for Christmas but asking for it would automatically get me struck off the good list.
Maybe if I was very good instead and wrote a list including a pipe organ, a xylorimba, two light harps, a theramin, an ECG machine, various other pieces of medical and gym equipment, 4 lava lamps and a mad scientist all of my own, I'd have more luck.

 

[D_Czarova Zucchini]

I wish sometimes that I hadn't seen Barbarella at such an early age as I think I can blame it for kick starting a lot of my fantasies. Jane Fonda was ridiculously hot and fuelled my desire for wanting to put someone naive in a sexually perilous situation from which they'd need rescuing

male or female? both?

and my liking for machine porn came from Durand-Durand's "Ex-sex-sive Machine". I've known for a long time what I really wanted for Christmas but asking for it would automatically get me struck off the good list.
Maybe if I was very good instead and wrote a list including a pipe organ, a xylorimba, two light harps, a theramin, an ECG machine, various other pieces of medical and gym equipment, 4 lava lamps and a mad scientist all of my own, I'd have more luck.

it's alive! it's aliiiiiiiive!!!

 

[sbat]

...Pirates XXX...

There was a double showing of that at my school freshman year. The dialogue was drowned by a synchronized light slapping sound, and no one made eye contact after the final curtain came down

 

[Keleios]

male or female? both?

Both.

There was a double showing of that at my school freshman year. The dialogue was drowned by a synchronized light slapping sound, and no one made eye contact after the final curtain came down

rofl! There are some oddly good scenes in it, I remember a cabin based one that was quite entertaining, some hot girl on girl action and some decent swashbuckling with skeletons extremely reminiscent of Ray Harryhausen's work in Jason & The Argonauts.
Also admire the makers for being extremely cheeky, they were (allegedly) able to film the boat scenes on the replica HMS Bounty after they told the owners that they were filming a movie suitable for children and families.

 

[D_Czarova Zucchini]

Both.

mmmmmmmmmmm

:naughty:

ever read Angela Carter?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bloody_Chamber

 

[Keleios]

mmmmmmmmmmm

:naughty:

ever read Angela Carter?

The Bloody Chamber - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Oh yes!
I used to sneakily read that and the The Infernal Desire Machines of Dr. Hoffman. under my desk at school instead of studying the hideously annoying Far from the Madding Crowd as I was supposed to be doing.

 

[curious_angel]

These lists are so similar to my thoughts! Above all, fake turns me off, enthusiasm and fit participants turn me on.

Ah, well in that case, let me tell you what my pet peeves are!

If one aspect is especially good, I can overlook some of the other ones, so this is just a general guideline, not absolute rules:


Pet Peeves:
1. If the camera-work and "sexyface" acting make me feel like I'm a third person in a room with two people fucking. Example, they're doing it doggy style and the camera is facing her. Instead of looking at the man with his penis in her and looking sexy at him, she looks straight in front of her, into the camera, and she makes "sexyface" that seems to be completely unrelated to the actions of the man with his penis in her. It breaks through the "fourth wall" and instead of allowing me to imagine I'm the woman in the scenario, makes me feel like I'm in front of her watching her having sex while she seems to be unaware of what he's doing with his penis. I don't want to imagine I'm a third person in the room. I want to imagine I'm getting rammed by a hot stud.

2. If the guy isn't enjoyable to look at. Oh so many pornos with this issue. Men with tits. Men with beer bellies. Men with questionable hair. I've date men who are less than physically perfect and they had qualities that made me desire them, but I don't want to watch men I'm not attracted to in a porno.

3. Really Fake orgasms. Fake screaming. Fake dirty talking. Non-stop nonsensical fake sounding noises. Faking in general. If you can't act well enough to sell it, don't fake it.

4. Boredom. Maybe this is why they try faking it.

5. Not enjoying it. I can tell if she doesn't like his hands or his cock or his technique and it's a turn-off. There are a few pornos where I can tell that he's good at fucking, his got great hands, and I want to have sex with him. Turn-on!


Turn-ons:
1. Real enthusiasm
2. Real orgasms, or at least realistic fake orgasms
3. No acting, acting well enough that I'm not aware of the acting
4. Muscular/fit/young/hot actors

A lot of the reason why I enjoy gay porn and kinky porn is because there's less of my pet peeves and more of my turn-ons in them. I'm not into a lot of kinks myself, but the participants seem to enjoy their kinks so much that I get off on their enjoyment. Blowjobs given by men are usually much hotter, but I do love Heather Brooke. She is just adorable and seems to really enjoy herself.

I also dislike fake boobs and fake nails, but I can overlook them if the other things are really good. If a guy is really really hot, I can overlook the fact that he's obviously gay-for-pay and not as into it as he could be. If the orgasms and real sex is excellent, I can overlook imperfect bodies. My rules aren't absolutes at all, just a list of the things that generally bother me.

I'm not into stories, but I do love sensuality, like the sexy scenes in the movie Body Heat.

 

[Embrace69]

I like a lot of amateur stuff, tons of cum shots (those are my absolute favs) Some FF/MM depends on what I'm in the mood for, it's even better when I get to watch my bf watch stuff, watching him get off while he's watching it gets me all turned on and ready to go.