What lies do you tell in the bedroom?

[IntoxicatingToxin]

Kind of a neat, short quiz to see how you stack up to the rest of the world in how and why you lie when it comes to sex.

Between the sheets: Lies we tell in the bedroom - TODAY: Relationships - MSNBC.com

 

[Pecker]

No, dear, this position doesn't make you look fat.

 

[Not_Punny]

It's the biggest I've ever seen!! :biggrin1:


PS: I've been really enjoying your new avatars, Pecker.

PPS: Good thread, TMM!

 

[ManiacalMadMan]

NO, I'm not bored I'm just resting my eyes

 

[frizzle]

Why yes it is 9 inches long!

 

[Hotrocker]

-"No, I don't think you're fat."

-"You're so hot" and "Damn, you look amazing"

-"Hell yeah" in response to "I've gotten better at sucking you dick since 3 years ago, haven't I?"

All lies. lol... I feel bad about saying all that to them now. : /

 

[PornForPatric]

No, your cock is definitely bigger than mine!

No, I know you're totally straight. You just like to get fucked - 1,000 times to my old fuckbuddy

No, I didn't feel any teeth while you were blowing me.

Your ass was super tight

I've never done that before!

I love hairy butt! (it was like a fur coat down there!)

Oh, I didn't know you were a pornstar (several times)

 

[TheRob]

It's the biggest I've ever seen!! :biggrin1:


PS: I've been really enjoying your new avatars, Pecker.

PPS: Good thread, TMM!

what is the biggest you have ever seen )

 

[B_Jennuine73]

Yes, you look just like __________

You're one of the best I've ever had

Yes I can feel it

I don't mind if you don't eat pussy

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

No I wasn't reading Cosmopolitan over your shoulder.

 

[SpeedoGuy]

Yes, I'll call you next weekend. Really.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

I'm on birth control honest....

You're really good...

 

[Big Del]

Of course I won't cum in your mouth.....................

 

[No_Strings]

I don't lie in the bedroom.
I don't lie in the bedroom.
:wink:

 

[B_Think_Kink]

I don't lie in the bedroom.
I don't lie in the bedroom.
:wink:

Bet you don't have sex in there either...

 

[bigsam]

Big? Naw...don't think anyone has ever said that before, you must be joking