What lies do you tell in the bedroom?

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by IntoxicatingToxin, Oct 29, 2007.

  1. IntoxicatingToxin

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    No, dear, this position doesn't make you look fat.
     
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    It's the biggest I've ever seen!! :eek::biggrin1:


    PS: I've been really enjoying your new avatars, Pecker.

    PPS: Good thread, TMM!
     
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    NO, I'm not bored I'm just resting my eyes
     
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    Why yes it is 9 inches long!
     
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    -"No, I don't think you're fat."

    -"You're so hot" and "Damn, you look amazing"

    -"Hell yeah" in response to "I've gotten better at sucking you dick since 3 years ago, haven't I?"

    All lies. lol... I feel bad about saying all that to them now. : /
     
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    No, your cock is definitely bigger than mine!

    No, I know you're totally straight. You just like to get fucked - 1,000 times to my old fuckbuddy

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    Your ass was super tight

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    what is the biggest you have ever seen :eek: )
     
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    Yes, you look just like __________

    You're one of the best I've ever had

    Yes I can feel it

    I don't mind if you don't eat pussy
     
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    No I wasn't reading Cosmopolitan over your shoulder.
     
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    Yes, I'll call you next weekend. Really.
     
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    I'm on birth control honest....

    You're really good...
     
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    Of course I won't cum in your mouth.....................
     
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    I don't lie in the bedroom.
    I don't lie in the bedroom.
    :wink:
     
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    Bet you don't have sex in there either...
     
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    Big? Naw...don't think anyone has ever said that before, you must be joking
     
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