What made you laugh today?

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Was grocery shopping and saw a stock boy tell a little girl to stop eating out of a cereal box. The kid punches him in the dick and runs off with the box:eek: me thinks she hath done this before....o_O

Well that made me laugh as well :) Might be the reason I never had kids, lol.
 

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That seems tame compared to this ...


Something went horribly wrong with their parenting, most likely neglect. But, it certainly was challenging my wish for the "Spare the rod, and spoil the child" concept to go away... Almost grabbed my paddle!

A/B
 

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I was drunk on the 4th and comming back from a neighbors and thought I saw a spikey toad and picked it up to take in the house. Once in the light I saw what I realy had in my hand. A live bird. I was looking at its backside. The bird was not impressed with my 6 cats.
 
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Had to help my husband prepare for his teen sex ed class he is teaching. We watched the " educational" videos together. Only one was funny " the 9 easy steps to wraping it up.". The other 8 was enough reasons that I will not get any this week.
 

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Had to help my husband prepare for his teen sex ed class he is teaching. We watched the " educational" videos together. Only one was funny " the 9 easy steps to wraping it up.". The other 8 was enough reasons that I will not get any this week.
If that is the out come of watching the video, it sounds like a horrible teaching method.
 
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the smug look of reserved delight on there faces
knowing
contrary to our beliefs ..
they likely get on better than many Human couples? duh'


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a poser'
smiling
in the sense of

does a well known member'/retrunee
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therefore can not readily 'edit'

i geuss a 'well known member
holds more value than a new member duh'

maybe
theres still a penalty involved ..