Remembered a funny comment under a yahoo article about road rage.
Guy said his friend got cut off by a guy in a truck, so he followed him, beeping and yelling for him to pull over and get out of his truck. Truck guy just kept driving. Guy follows truck guy a long way until he finally pulls over. Guy gets out and storms toward truck, yelling, "Get out of the truck! Get out of the truck!". Truck guy opens door, steps out, revealing himself to be a huge man. Road rage guy immediately yells at him, "Get back in the truck!"
Truck guy laughs, road rage guy laughs and both go on their way.