What made you laugh today?

[rbkwp]

saw them at the end of BBC news
seill laughing/smiling/grinning 5 minutes later, they had just been fed, and were sleepingish ..
just had to google them as was going nuts ha'

Cute alert! Baby pandas make their debut in China

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...pandas-shown-public-Chinas-breeding-base.html

 

[HFOStimmer]

20 Extremely Well-Mannered Insults To Use On Your Worst Enemy.

1. May the chocolate chips in your cookies always turn out to be raisins.
2. May every sock you wear be slightly rotated, just enough for it to be uncomfortable.
3. May your mother come to talk to you, and then leave your door slightly ajar, so that you have to get up and close it.
4. May your article load that extra little bit as you're about to click a link so you click an ad instead.
5. May both sides of your pillow be warm.
6. May you forever feel your cellphone vibrating in the pocket it's not even in.
7. May you always get up from your computer with your headphones still attached.
8. May your life be as pleasant as you are.
9. May your chair produce a sound similar to a fart, but only once, such that you cannot reproduce it to prove that it was just the chair.
10. May your five year old neighbor have their violin lessons during all of your hangovers.
11. May you have your laptop charge all night without noticing the cord isn't plugged in the wall.
12. May your return calls always go unanswered, even though you literally just f*cking called me, Kyle.
13. May you always step in a wet spot after putting on fresh socks.
14. May your tea be too hot when you receive it, and too cold by the time you remember it's there.
15. May your cookie always be slightly too large to fit inside your glass of milk.
16. May the pin of the bathroom stall never reach the lock to close the door.
17. May all your Facebook invites be game invites.
18. May you never be quite certain whether that pressure is a fart or poop.
19. May your spoon always slip and sink under the hot soup you eat.
20. May you never remember these curses when you try to.

 

[HFOStimmer]

 

[rbkwp]

bloody nuisance juvehile starling
hopping into my abode every chance it gets
shitseverywhre, takes an hour to chase it out
finally learnt to keep my door shut now, bugger
come to think of it, no laughing matter
pain in the arse/i love my fresh aired house ..

 

[temptotalk]

In the comments section someone named i will cut you said: Another fact coffee keeps me from stabbing everyone in the neck.

 

[rbkwp]

pissed Aussies make me laugh for some reason ha'

http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7034546/this-should-serve-as-a-psa-not-to-leave-your-phone-in-the-toilet?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=CH Daily - 10/28/15&utm_term=DailyCollegeHumor

Richard Quest of CNN international
always cracks me up
like he gets super excited when reporting on anything to do with aircraft, his speciality it seems

 

[rbkwp]

ha'
not so much a laughing matter but makes me ponder what we humans get up to on occasion ..

superfast chocolate icing of the donuts is cool clever ha'

http://www.collegehumor.com/post/70...Weekly - 10/30/15&utm_term=WeeklyCollegeHumor

 

[rbkwp]

funny
how these creatures are typified as such, like assuming rars are snother most scary unwholesome critter i geuss ..

Credit: Image courtesy of Texas Tech University


As the closest real-world cousin of a Halloween nightmare, the vampire bat is unique among vertebrates because it feeds only on the blood of other mammals. But according to new research from two Texas Tech University faculty members in the Department of Biological Sciences, these bats may now be specially designed for it.

 

[HFOStimmer]

Halloween

 

[rbkwp]

i txtd my dad and told him i wont ber home for a week

kiwi kid,on the piss in a peb'
after the NZ All Blacks ewonm the Rugby world cuo, beating the Australian wallabies 6am this morninig

 

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[944592]

 

[rbkwp]

labour intensiver
coca cola crushing m/c ..and love the guys gyrating hip movements gif ha'

http://www.collegehumor.com/post/70...y - 11/2/15&utm_term=DailyCollegeHumor#item-1

 

[rbkwp]

iots OK if you have a toilet bowl/pissereieree>??? whatever, fetish thingy ..



http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7034626/16-weird-bathrooms-that-put-you-in-awkward-situations?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=CH Daily - 11/3/15&utm_term=DailyCollegeHumor

 

[HFOStimmer]

thud

 

[rbkwp]

so so many websites that start off with the best of intentions
ie FREE
and inevitably ask for donations, because
'i spend so much time/my own money, to keep this site going
this site erxcluded ..

shouldent laugh i kn ow/poor doggy'
horrific actually,glad we dont have porkupines here, mini hedgehog tb ridden critters yes'
hedgehogs harless that dont shoot there quills, if indeed this is whats happened
ahhrggg ghastly ..

Dogs come off second best in clash with porcupine
More than $US10,000 is raised for three dogs who ran into a prickly situation in a scuffle with a porcupine in Canada.

 

[temptotalk]

It makes you poop. Ha ha.

 

[HFOStimmer]

especially like the third one

 

[TinyPrincess]

Not sure whether to laugh or cry -

 

[temptotalk]

Not sure whether to laugh or cry -

Personally i'm not gonna do either. Would be a waste. And yeah mannnn was that dry as hell. Can't even imagine what the rest of it was like.