What made you laugh today?

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to the rugged Aussie sheila, her snake bite, her cat killing the snake ha

Red-bellied black snake bites Mirani woman, cat comes to the rescue

www.abc.net.au: Red-bellied black snake bites woman, cat comes to rescue

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I heard this description of the most well-known university in Paris when President Hollande was visiting there last week: "The Sorbonne is the most infamous institution of higher learning in France."
 

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I like to randomly flash by boobies and butt-cheeks at my man throughout the day. Pulled out my titties this morning as he was walking past to the kitchen for a cup of coffee, and he Flicked the absolute Fuck out of my left, pierced nipple. It hurt so bad, my whole booby throbbed for like 5 minutes... I could not stop laughing. I have no idea why it was so damn funny to me, especially because it really fuckin' hurt.

Anyway, that was my morning giggle.
 
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know its probably stupi/silly to the intelligensia
but almost anything gets a rasise/lsaugh from this Kiwi whens hes in a/the mood
fr eg
yesterday Sunday, email opnline store 60pc off, i wanted 2 pillows
damn account was locked for no sane reasonm
today Monday am, got the acnt unlocvked, and insisted on the purchase of .. haha, just for fun more than anything

simple things do amuse simple minds, i can say/believe it, no one else should has ..



Galaxy Down & Feather Pillow

$15.00
2 $30.00
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This order contains GST of $ 4.57
 

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sorry geuss you really have to be an Aussie or a Kiwi to get this raw humour poplitical to boot ha

Tony Abbott should follow Paul Keating's example and contribute something useful to public life
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yep can find humour in most anything haha

bit of a leaugh ass to what can come out in court, as evidence ha


Trial evidence at times caused sensation, with prostitutes given as as enticements to cheat, blackmail allegations, lies, drinking, threats of violence, broken marriages, unpaid debts, and surreptitiously recorded Skype conversations.