What made you laugh today?

[rbkwp]

brings on a nice smile, funnily enough ha
gotta laugh at the childishness/reminisce within, not ashamed to say/admit ..
oopps, no its not because i am purportedly gay ha/devlish looking me

www.collegehumor.com: 10 Disney Movies Reimagined in Tim Burton's Style

 

[rbkwp]

laughing as
am positive no onegives a shit, here or there haha
and wuldent even know/bother or care re the ignificance of this, relatively VIP occasion, for Kiwis at least ha
hongi you way to the stars John ..
figuring some maori PCs may well be agrieved, black/white NZ they willl say, BS i say

Prime Minister John Key's no-show at Waitangi 'no great loss'
MARIKA HILL

Last updated 05:00, February 5 2016

CHRIS SKELTON/FAIRFAX NZ
Prime Minister John Key was welcomed onto Te Tii Marae in Waitangi last year but has refused to attend this year.


Protest banners were being unfurled and tents erected when the wind suddenly changed at Waitangi on Thursday.

Prime Minister John Key had pulled out of attending the marae at the last-minute amid threats of a gagging order and security concerns.

Protesters promised to do everything in their power to stop Key stepping foot on Te Tii Marae on Friday, but in the end they didn't need to.

As the news spread through the grounds, a cold breeze brought rain and a diminishing chance of political fireworks at the marae.

 

[rbkwp]

now,that is funny ha, no denying yes
not suggesting i dislike gnawing rodents immensley mind you ha

155-year-old museum mousetrap claims new victim; mouse may become part of exhibit
Posted about 8 hours ago

PHOTO: The mouse trap was marketed in the 1860s as a "Perpetual Mouse Trap" that would "last a lifetime."(Supplied: Museum of English Rural Life)
MAP: United Kingdom
A mousetrap at a museum in England has unexpectedly claimed the life of mouse 155 years after being built.

www.abc.net.au: 155-year-old museum mousetrap claims new victim

 

[HFOStimmer]

Don't you wish you had brothers like this?

 

[rbkwp]

right side of the road
always faultless duh' ..

Arnold Schwarzenegger seems to have confused the streets of Edinburgh for those of California. The Terminator star took to the city's west end for a bike ride on Thursday morning and began cycling on the wrong side of the road, ignoring shouts from passers-by alerting him to the danger. The Hollywood A-lister was in town for an 'audience-with' event in the capital on Wednesday night.

Arnold Schwarzenegger cycles wrong way down Edinburgh street

 

[ronin001]

A few of the threads and postings i just read are funny

 

[temptotalk]

I want. But it's not the review that made me laugh. Oh and spoilers?

Damn people on the internet (in the comments section)...how many snickers do you need?

 

[rbkwp]

Jackie Jackie behave yourself, at least let them know what your up to ha ..

Lambeth Bridge bus explosion stunt for Jackie Chan film The Foreigner sparks panic in London
Posted about an hour ago

PHOTO: The dramatic stunt was criticised for being reminiscent of the London Bombings in 2005, when terrorists attacked the city's public transport system. (Twitter: Nigel Huddleston)
MAP: England
Londoners were left terrified and furious after an iconic red double-decker bus exploded on a bridge in the centre of the city, only to find out it was all a stunt.

www.abc.net.au: Lambeth Bridge bus explosion stunt sparks panic in London

 

[Doranq]

 

[HFOStimmer]

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[rbkwp]

whatever
try and avoid this airline

The world's least productive airline has lost track of passengers that may be stranded anywhere from New York to Beijing.

World's most overstaffed airline can't find stranded passengers

PIA has made efforts to find all of its stranded passengers.

Read more: www.smh.com.au: World's most overstaffed airline can't find stranded passengers

 

[socalfreak]

A line from my girl,snarkysuccubus: "you must be doing something right, if your feminist girlfriend comes home on her break to make you lunch and give you a blowjob.". :-D

 

[rbkwp]

super bballs
its what the US is all about celebrity showoffs Trunp esque style

laughable for some reason
always get a kick out of these antics, anal event etc ..

www.smh.com.au: NFL 2016 Super Bowl 50: Chris Martin is the new 'left shark'

The laughing stock of the Super Bowl

EBONY BOWDEN 12:17am | They were supposed to be the headline act, but the Super Bowl didn't go well for Chris Martin and Coldplay.

 

[rbkwp]

super balls 2

at what ecowatch comes up with, as much as anything
wonder if that company does use cheap arse palm oil ..

The Super Bowl Doritos Commercial You Didn’t Get to See

ecowatch.com: The Super Bowl Doritos Commercial You Didn't Get to See
each time i run into the clip, keep cracking up ha ..

 

[rbkwp]

cute/natural/organic etc etc
an all Australian invention it seems ..

PHOTO: Spinifex is incredibly tough but has a very open structure and can be broken down easily into long, versatile nanofibres, researchers say.

Queensland researchers make super-thin condoms using native spinifex grass

PHOTO: Latex made using spinifex nanocellulose could enable hair-thin condoms or gloves that give surgeons greater feel and less hand fatigue during operations, Professor Martin says.

www.abc.net.au: Hair-thin condoms made with native spinifex grass

 

[rbkwp]

FFS .. ha im n going nuts!
1/2 way thru this action/fantasy/horror movie and had to wiki it for info, so i knew what the F was going on, geeesus ha cracking up duh '


Plot[edit]
Opening narration from Gene, a middle-aged American, explains that he has died, entered purgatory, and has been having strange dreams and compulsions. In this afterlife, people slowly take on the characteristics of animals, and Gene's nature is that of a spider. As he drifts aimlessly through Baja, Mexico, where he died while on vacation, he meets a Mexican woman named Ana who can speak no English. Ana, who is taking on the characteristics of a caterpillar, died on the way to meet her boyfriend when her abusive ex-husband attempted to kidnap her. Because he speaks no Spanish, Gene can only understand that she needs help. Grateful to find a purpose, Gene decides to help Ana, unaware of the danger posed by her violent ex-husband, who also died in the botched kidnapping attempt. Along the way, Gene and Ana witness much in the way of strange behavior, and they begin to give in to their compulsions: Ana begins eating leaves, while Gene becomes obsessed with wrapping everything in web-like rope. Although ashamed at the cannibalistic ramifications, Gene ultimately begins eating corpses he has wrapped in rope. In the end, Gene preys upon and consumes Ana's ex-husband.

 

[rbkwp]

Britain this time ha ..

 

[rbkwp]

smile
Aussies dont piss around ..

Telstra gave users a free data day, so they downloaded 1,841 terabytes

One Telstra user in Sydney spent Sunday downloading 421 gigabytes of data to his phone, and he was not alone. Customers across Australia took advantage of the company's free data day to download a staggering 2.3 million movies' worth of data.

www.abc.net.au: Telstra gave users a free data day, so they downloaded 1,841 terabytes

 

[HFOStimmer]

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[rbkwp]

makes me laugh anyway, human interest
even if others dont see the funny side
aall the big head honco navy boffins getting done by the youngsters
treat anyone like that and suffer ..
good for you and your mates fella, bet the navy thhought they could get away with it ..

Sailors sue Navy saying they were 'tricked' into joining with promises of trades

Lead litigant against the navy Clayton Searle
PHOTO: Clayton Searle is suing the Navy for false promises he would end up with a trade. (Suppli

PHOTO: Clayton Searle is suing the Navy for false promises he would end up with a trade. (Supplied image)
MAP: Australia
More than 200 sailors, some of them still serving, have joined a class action against the Royal Australian Navy alleging they were tricked into signing up for four years under false promises they would leave with a trade.

Key points:

More than 200 sailors claim they received no training
Say they were strung along with empty promises
Trainee says experience impacted mental health
Instead, they claimed they received no training and little practical experience and were left twiddling their thumbs for months at a time.

In a case filed late last week, 220 of them are suing the Navy for negligence and breach of contract.

Former sailor Clayton Searle was 18 when he signed up. He had just left school and was struggling to find work in his home town of Rockhampton in Queensland.

"One day mum suggested the idea of what about the military and no-one I'd known had joined the Navy," he said.

"I like getting out on the water and I thought it would be a pretty interesting career and it definitely seemed it from the website."

Mr Searle joined up under a program known as MT2010 and was given a contract that said he would receive training leading to a trade certificate IV in engineering.

But at the end of his four years he still had no qualification. He alleges the recruitment process was dishonest and the Navy strung him along with more empty promises.

"At the four-year mark they were offering new courses to act as compensation for where they had gone wrong but it was still three years before we'd receive a lesser qualification than what we were scheduled to have,"

www.abc.net.au: Sailors sue Navy saying they were 'tricked' into joining