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laughing at myself
when i found an old thread in a browser i hardly ever use
' hate it when in funnys'
and i posted this
yes i am nuts '

i realize im not an octopus after all .


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Inky the octopus, who escaped from an aquarium in Napier, New Zealand.Photo: Stuff.co.nz

The breakout at the National Aquarium of New Zealand in Napier, which has captured the imagination of New Zealanders and made headlines around the world, apparently began when Inky slipped through a small gap at the top of his tank.

Inky the octopus legs it from New Zealand aquarium, becomes famous around the world
 

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dem damn Aussies
imagine one of these things comming at you, unannounced .. ha


Australia Post to trial drone parcel delivery of online shopping
By Stephanie Ferrier
Updated yesterday at 9:26pm

PHOTO: The prototype drone can hold packages of up to 1.2 kilograms. (Twitter: Australia Post News)

MAP: Melbourne 3000
Australia Post has unveiled new technology that could one day come to the aid of posties who encounter locked gates or snarling dogs blocking their path.

The organisation put its new delivery drone through its paces at Dandenong South in Melbourne's south-east.

It envisaged the device would eventually revolutionise the way parcels are delivered, particularly in regional and rural areas.

www.abc.net.au: Australia Post to trial drone delivery of online shopping
 

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Honestly, I shed tears I was laughing so hard.

My sis in law thought it was disgusting. Seriously though, "I can say pants" and "funfetti or chocolate!" How can that not make you giggle?!

Costco is always a bloodbath, though.
 
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uh oh
here we go with a couple of crazy NZ happenings for our Monday media to report

NZ is snake free, well maybe it was .
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have to laugh/smile or bound to cry at such things happening?

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Snake found in imported car in Auckland car yard

A stowaway snake found in a Japanese imported car at an Auckland yard has been caught and killed.


and
a FLOOD eqwual to Ecuadors earthquake no doubt DAMN
what an unsafe country NZ is to live in???


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Floods hit North Island with more heavy rain on way

Coromandel residents told how they were caught out by fast-rising floodwater after the heavens opened on Sunday.
 

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this
amuses me for some reason, dont usually take note of such, but, seems there could be some truth in it ha ..maybe,if your super super cautious



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COMMON SUPERMARKET BUYS YOU SHOULD AVOID AT ALL COSTS
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There are secrets in the soup. And the salad.

Anything unwrapped that touches your cart
Research found that about 72% of grocery store shopping carts have traces of poop on them. Those that don't have still been touched by thousands of fingers belonging to babies, sick parents, heroin addicts, unhygienic World of Warcraft players, and other creatures of the night. Higher-end stores offer free antibacterial wipes at the corner where you pick up your cart, but who do they think they're kidding. Use the bags (even the plastic bags when necessary, Hippie McEarthsaver) to keep your food from coming into contact with the contaminated trolleys, or ditch it.
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www.thrillist.com: Common Supermarket Buys You Should Avoid at All Costs
 

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cracking up, for some reason
maybe its the UNs current junket / get together on global srugs BS ha
actually have a similar painting to that on my wall ha true
with a couple of angels flying about as well ha

EDIT/1st pic much to big ha/ much better, but far too huge!


Sex, Drugs, and Broomsticks: The Origins of the Iconic Witch
By Dylan Thuras
OCTOBER 23, 2014
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Witches were almost always portrayed naked until the 1900s.

In rifleing the closet of the ladie, they found a pipe of oyntment, wherewith she greased a staffe, upon which she ambled and galloped through thick and thin.
— 1324 investigation of suspected witch Lady Alice Kyteler.

Sex, Drugs, and Broomsticks: The Origins of the Iconic Witch | Atlas Obscura
 
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