What made you laugh today?

[rbkwp]

First-Name Basis

The manager of a large office asked a new employee to come into his office.

"What is your name?," was the first thing the manager asked.

"John," the new guy replied.

The manager scowled. "Look, I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name! It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority," he said. "I refer to my employees by their last name only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"

The new guy sighed and said, "Darling. My name is John Darling."

The manager said, "Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you..."

 

[HFOStimmer]

:smile:

 

[FloridaFree]

This really hot coworker of mine who is also a riot at work flipped me off when I glanced from what I was doing to her desk. I just laughed, then she said "I was waiting for you to look so I could do that!"
XD

 

[rbkwp]

ironically finding
my tolerance levels for Julia Gillard Au PM on an all time high
almost cant get enuf now, what a complete odd turnaround
MAY be missing female company .... ha laughable!

almost a fascination ala Lady Thatcher or Princess Di'

 

[D_Malcolm_MacPudd]

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[SprinkleMe69]

This really hot coworker of mine who is also a riot at work flipped me off when I glanced from what I was doing to her desk. I just laughed, then she said "I was waiting for you to look so I could do that!"
XD

Hahahaha :rofl: I do the same thing to our police force haha

 

[rbkwp]

ancient chinese whorehouse
ole China Movie (english subtitles)
some spunks m&f in it, whelbarrow rooting, funny ..

 

[SprinkleMe69]

This dudes stories of his "conquests". Yeah he's a stud..... Pffft....in his dreams.

 

[HFOStimmer]

:biggrin1:

 

[rbkwp]

simple but .... its just gone midnight ha

Missing Person

A distraught wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.

The police asked for a description of the missing man.

His wife described him as 6' 4" tall, dark wavy hair, athletic build, weighs about 180 and very friendly and soft-spoken.

The nieghbor interrupted. "But he's 5' 8", overweight, bald and is very loud and obnoxious.

The wife sighed. "Yes, but who wants HIM back."

 

[rbkwp]

Missed Delivery

While I was working in a post office, a lady barged in complaining that she got home to find a note from the mail man saying that he tried to deliver a package but nobody was home.

“My husband was home all day!”, she fumed.

After giving her the package I heard her tell the person she was with, “Oh, I’m so excited, my husbands new hearing aids finally got here!”

 

[rbkwp]

Maybe / Maybe not .. looks sounds dead to me actually, folk do bad / mad things to put it out there, look at ME!!! .. This Video of a Snake Opening a Door Proves It’s Officially Time to - BroBible.com

 

[HFOStimmer]

watching "Arrow"
Oliver just announce a party with the theme "Come watch Oliver before he gets off"

 

[catman]

at the grocery store, the most charming little boy can walking up, arms outstretched and gave me the most WONDERFUL hug...his father looked over and said "he is a hugger"...

I smiled and told the dad, 'takes an INCREDIBLE dad to raise a son that wonderful, thank you"

really made my day. the simple pure joy of that little boy. I know he will grow up not seeing 'colors'

 

[rbkwp]

a most wonderful lil storey catman, THANKS
the kid will no doubt grow to be a Gem
you were fortunate..indeed

reminds me of a Fr kid wondering down a Boluevard in Paris without a care in the world, rucksack,and kicking stones as he went ..

or
the lil street urchin type playing in the East London streets, snotty nose and all haha real treasures!

 

[SprinkleMe69]

My friends face to my playfully coming on to him. Priceless. :biggrin:

 

[HFOStimmer]

blech

 

[Matt_x]

Ridiculed from someone who tried to tell me about metal, and then has dermatology skill and logic. Its amazing how much more shit he could; can do..:kabong::tongue1:

 

[rbkwp]

“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.” ~ Garrison Keillor.


Champion guy Garrison






Was he a Pseudo Metallurgist Matt x, or a scab infected no hoper?
you have a penchant for mixing with a variety of mankind matey ha,quite admirable and an attribute me thinks!

 

[SprinkleMe69]

blech

Oh my gosh! Two things I hate the most. My skin is crawling. Ewww