What made you laugh today?

[meningreentights]

My back is out, and it's caused shortening of the abdominal and leg muscles. (Yes, major pain with limited mobility).
I laughed yesterday when the chiropractor said, "You're an inch too long." I burst out laughing. He said, "What? What?". I told him, "No woman ever said that to a man.". He burst out laughing.

 

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[meningreentights]

Folks that cup is for sale on Ebay right now. I"m not the seller but if you want it.....

 

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https://video-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v...=314f6eb7d4bef3c31fab987a581a6535&oe=5CE49618

 

[1106279]

I remember that mug! From the 70s and it came in several versions showing different animals.

 

[meningreentights]

Did it inspire you?

 

[meningreentights]

https://video-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v...=314f6eb7d4bef3c31fab987a581a6535&oe=5CE49618

This is a Jerry Springer clip of the kung fu hillbilly.

 

[willow78]

Madonna pretending that this was her Eurovision performance:

Sorry Madge, I watched it live and you sounded NOTHING like this - methinks you've been busy in the post-editing suite...

"I hear your voice, it's like an...
ANIMAL DYING!

Auto-tune, help me!"

 

[chicagosam]

While I wouldn’t wish this on anyone, the unfortunate recipient of the pie seemed to have a good sense of humor about the projectile and take it in stride.

Cow Squirts Projectile Poop On Farmer: 'I Didn't Even Stand A Chance' | HuffPost​

 

[meningreentights]

Wait until you shove a cow's rump, and your hand slips. You're up to your shoulder in cow arse.

 

[creek47]

How every online debate occurs

 

[chicagosam]

Wait until you shove a cow's rump, and your hand slips. You're up to your shoulder in cow arse.

An opportunity from which I will diligently choose to abstain.

One month to freedom? Stay away from cows.

 

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[Raulz0r]

That's not a good hairstyle to have a mustache with. If somebody shaves the sides of it one night he's gonna be in trouble.