What made you laugh today?

[ActionBuddy]

Meat-Head for President!

NOT!

 

[BigdongSE]

Haha love this guy

 

[DiamondJoe]

From Our Dumb Century, the truest history book I know...

 

[516778]

Crank Lucas on YouTube.

 

[DiamondJoe]

 

[Just_Ryan]

 

[deleted5791141]

Finding that Trader Joe’s is selling (accidentally shaped) penis gummies

They’re actually lobster shaped cherry-flavored ummies but I took one out of the package upside down and I think I like em better as peen gummies

 

[edonline]

'Shut The F*ck Up And Put On Your Mask!' By Tom McGovern
View attachment 45362.mp4_high.mp4

 

[creek47]

 

[DiamondJoe]

It's summer in England, which means it's raining and I'm bloody cold, and I complained about as much to the other half.

The missus said, "If you're cold, you should do Joe Wicks, that'll warm you up although you might ache after."

I said, "If I did Joe Wicks, I might ache after but he wouldn't wouldn't sit down for a week!"

 

[ActionBuddy]

It's summer in England, which means it's raining and I'm bloody cold, and I complained about as much to the other half.

The missus said, "If you're cold, you should do Joe Wicks, that'll warm you up although you might ache after."

I said, "If I did Joe Wicks, I might ache after but he wouldn't wouldn't sit down for a week!"

Braggart!... ;-)

It is Winter, this Summer, in Seattle, too.

:-(

 

[DiamondJoe]

Braggart!... ;-)

It was an off the cuff funny, it made us lol

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

 

[Enid]

TED CRUZ FOR HUMAN PRESIDENT

 

[NCbear]

TED CRUZ FOR HUMAN PRESIDENT

Perhaps we should start a 2020 campaign website for Ted.

Slogan: “Ted Cruz is American, not Canadian—Really!”

Campaign promises: “Make everything as attractively multicultural as in The Handmaid’s Tale.”

Known for: “Being so far up Trump’s ass he’s having air piped in from Trump’s bellybutton.”

Etc.

NCbear (who’s sure we can think up more attributes)

 

[DiamondJoe]

I see the government track n' trace app is being rolled out...

 

[Yorkie]

John Cooper Clarke - Some cunt used the N word

 

[DiamondJoe]

John Cooper Clarke - Some cunt used the N word

Love a bit of the good doctor

 

[DiamondJoe]

John Cooper Clarke - Some cunt used the N word

Fancuntingtastic


Thank you

 

[creek47]