What made you laugh today?

[TaigaStar]

Cute white guy working in the Chinese restaurant I ordered from. He looks at me, smiles, and says, "You need anything else? Soy sauce, duck sauce, hot sauce, mustard, noodles, fortune cookies, teabags?" And then he made this look that was either "Did I really just offer a teabag out loud?" or "What else is there to offer?" And after a second goes, "I think that's the whole list."

Maybe I should have asked him for his egg roll?

 

[HFOStimmer]

yeah, baby!

 

[rbkwp]

Special Diet

Our normally sweet Great Dane has one quirk: she hates United Parcel Service drivers.

While walking her one day, around the corner of a house came a UPS man.

Struggling to keep hold of her, I tried to ease the situation and said, "As you can see, she just loves UPS men."

"Don't you feed her anything else?" he responded.

 

[mistabobdobalina]

It's as easy as 1-2-3

 

[HFOStimmer]

It's as easy as 1-2-3

hilarious!!!:biggrin1::biggrin1:

 

[mistabobdobalina]

hilarious!!!:biggrin1::biggrin1:

I know! At first I was like "WTF is this?", but about the time the guy starts standing in the bushes I was like "OMG!"

 

[MickeyLee]

pretty sure i broke a rib
Talking Kitties

 

[HFOStimmer]

ew

 

[rbkwp]

Condom sevrice in Sweden .. True apparently 2005 odd

So Swedish officials created an on-demand solution: emergency vans, stocked with condoms, waiting for a phone call from a couple in need. Three days a week, these condom ambulances of a sort (called "Cho-San Express," named for a brand of prophylactic), would deliver instant(-ish) protection anywhere within the three cities they serviced. The van would arrive on the scene with a ten pack of condoms at the reasonable price of 50 krona (about $7.50).

His skepticism was likely correctly placed. Apparently, the program has been discontinued since

 

[TaigaStar]

Saw the last episode of Frasier today. Silly all around

 

[MickeyLee]

two parter.
clickie 1
clickie 2

 

[mistabobdobalina]

Saw the last episode of Frasier today. Silly all around

I live in an alternate reality were Frasier ended up with Ros at the end of it all.

 

[HFOStimmer]

:tongue:

 

[rbkwp]

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, a very ill lady appeared in the hospital emergency room where I volunteered, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot.

The horrified nurse said, 'Why didn't you call the 911 number and get an ambulance?'

The lady said, 'My phone doesn't have an eleven.'

 

[HFOStimmer]

I made someone else laugh today, which made me laugh.
At the gym, there is this guy (24, extremely handsome, very broad shoulders) that is there when I am almost every day, so we talk a lot. He makes a lot of quiet puffing and groaning sounds while he is lifting, nothing too annoying. I am always making fun of him for it. Today, he was lifting and I said, "You know, that's the same sounds I make when I hook my testicles up to my car battery." He started giggling, then laughing and had to sit down.

 

[MickeyLee]

poop humor

 

[rbkwp]

laughing at myself today
made a real silly f up
ie, felt sure it was Monday ... only Sunday
missed 1/2 of my usual Sunday Sanctuary music, to sooth the soul .. not h...e
need to review,
and make Apricot Date & Cheese scones etc ha
really fd up my smartness!! ha

 

[HFOStimmer]

:biggrin1:

 

[HFOStimmer]

:tongue:

 

[rbkwp]

rush hour in ANY city



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