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I went to the sperm bank and they asked if I would masturbate in the cup.
I felt honored but told them I didn't think I was ready to compete yet.
I felt honored but told them I didn't think I was ready to compete yet.
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“Dudes! Left-handed circle jerk in Matt Gaetz’ office. Don’t tell Cruz or Graham.”
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Just an observation: If Popeye’s Alice the Goon and Sponge Bob’s Squidward bumped uglies, the result might be Marjorie Taylor Greene—just without the good looks, celebrity, charm, maturity, and kindness.
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"You see the mob takes the Fifth. If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?" he said prior to pleading the Fifth in his latest trial. Oh, the irony.
"I'm intelligent. Some people would say I'm very, very, very intelligent.”
“Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart,”
I think that I would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!
“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest—and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault”
"I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things.”
“I get respect for my very, very large brain.”
…said the man who made it a felony in 2018 to mishandle classified documents.
Yup. “Many people are sayin’.”
“Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart,”
I think that I would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!
“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest—and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault”
"I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things.”
“I get respect for my very, very large brain.”
…said the man who made it a felony in 2018 to mishandle classified documents.
Yup. “Many people are sayin’.”
I’m so glad I found this out! Who knew?! The LPSG membership finally has a reason to be at this site—thanks to the omniscient musings of The Missing Link from Georgia. Gosh, oh golly gee, I thought I was here for the intellectual enlightenment.
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