What made you laugh today?
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The dogs begging at the screen door. All of a sudden wanting to be my best friends. Lil bitches. LOL
Who couldn't resist a new years ham and potato salad? :biggrin:
Who couldn't resist a new years ham and potato salad? :biggrin:
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or / maybe
Iced Down Car
This guy drives up to his house and the place where he usually parks is full of snow. So, he parks in a nearby parking lot and walks back home to shovel out a car-sized space in front of his house.
It takes hours to shovel, but finally done, he walks back to the lot to get his car. When he returns home, he finds that the space has been taken by some other car. He is, well, upset.
What most people do is write nasty notes, etc. and place them on the windshield of the offending vehicle. Police sometimes get involved, however, when the individual vents his wrath in somewhat more violent means.
So, this guy decides to get creative. Instead of doing the usual nasty note, he got out his garden hose and watered the automobile down, real well. I mean, very, very thoroughly. The water of course froze solid. When the owner returned, instead of a car, he found a car-sized popsicle.
The note on the car read, "You want the space? Here. It's yours until spring!"
or / maybe
Iced Down Car
This guy drives up to his house and the place where he usually parks is full of snow. So, he parks in a nearby parking lot and walks back home to shovel out a car-sized space in front of his house.
It takes hours to shovel, but finally done, he walks back to the lot to get his car. When he returns home, he finds that the space has been taken by some other car. He is, well, upset.
What most people do is write nasty notes, etc. and place them on the windshield of the offending vehicle. Police sometimes get involved, however, when the individual vents his wrath in somewhat more violent means.
So, this guy decides to get creative. Instead of doing the usual nasty note, he got out his garden hose and watered the automobile down, real well. I mean, very, very thoroughly. The water of course froze solid. When the owner returned, instead of a car, he found a car-sized popsicle.
The note on the car read, "You want the space? Here. It's yours until spring!"
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On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card, that it expressed "Deepest Sympathy." While puzzling over the message, his telephone rang. It was the florist, apologizing for having sent the wrong card.
"Oh, it's alright, said the storekeeper. I'm a businessman and I understand how these things can happen."
"But, added the florist, I accidentally sent your card to a funeral party."
"Well, what did it say?" asked the storekeeper.
"Congratulations on your new location!" was the reply.
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card, that it expressed "Deepest Sympathy." While puzzling over the message, his telephone rang. It was the florist, apologizing for having sent the wrong card.
"Oh, it's alright, said the storekeeper. I'm a businessman and I understand how these things can happen."
"But, added the florist, I accidentally sent your card to a funeral party."
"Well, what did it say?" asked the storekeeper.
"Congratulations on your new location!" was the reply.
That isn't all that surprising. Seeing as how the cake...well...
What made you laugh today? The hilarious people of LPSG. Yup may need a new keyboard.
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bit late but what the ..
*Wise Men
In a small southern town in Texas there was a nativity scene that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it.
One small feature stood out. The three wise men were wearing firemens helmets.
Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, a visitor decided to ask a local what it meant. At a shop on the edge of town, he asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets.
The woman sighed, People these days never do read the Bible!
The visitor assured her that he did, but simply couldnt recall anything about firemen in the Bible.
She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in his face she said, See, it says right here, The three wise man came from afar.
*Wise Men
In a small southern town in Texas there was a nativity scene that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it.
One small feature stood out. The three wise men were wearing firemens helmets.
Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, a visitor decided to ask a local what it meant. At a shop on the edge of town, he asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets.
The woman sighed, People these days never do read the Bible!
The visitor assured her that he did, but simply couldnt recall anything about firemen in the Bible.
She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in his face she said, See, it says right here, The three wise man came from afar.
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It was actually last night. The Best of Jimmy Fallon. I laughed the whole two hours!
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