What made you laugh today?

[rbkwp]

The Blind Man
A woman is taking a bath in a shared bathroom at a boarding house.
There's a knock on the door.
She says, "Who is it?"
A male voice responds, "The blind man. I need some help"
After a few moments of deliberation she says, "Come in."
The man enters and says, "Hi there. I need to know where they want me to hang these blinds?"

 

[SprinkleMe69]

The look on Auburn player's faces. Beat by the Noles, a team full of true freshmen including the QB. Love it!

P.S.
Happy B-Day to Jameis Winston. :biggrin:

 

[HFOStimmer]

weird

 

[rbkwp]

FYI

Can Laughing Help People Sleep Better?

Research shows that laughing can promote the production of melatonin, which
helps people fall asleep and sleep well.

Laughing could help people sleep better because it encourages the body to
produce melatonin, a hormone responsible for regulating sleep cycles,
research suggests. ......abbrev .........
. It is not known why laughter helps with melatonin production, but researchers
believe it might be because laughter decreases stress levels.

 

[rbkwp]

Desert Island
A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years.
One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit.
Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you."
Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
Man: "It's been 10 years!"
With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette.
Man: "Thank you so much!"
Girl: "So tell me how long has it been since you had a drink?"
Man: "It's been 10 years!"
The girl unzips another pocket on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of 12 year old malt whisky and gives the man a drink.
Man: "Thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"
Then the girl says, "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?"
Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there, too...!"

 

[SprinkleMe69]

The treasurer and chairman doing some improv courtesy of the former administrator. Dead on!!!!

 

[rbkwp]

Bad Advice


A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. “Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!”

“I did? What did I tell you?” said the dad.

“You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble.”

“What are you talking about? That’s one of the largest banks in the state,” he said. “there must be some mistake.”

“I don’t think so,” she sniffed. “They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, ‘Insufficient Funds’.”

 

[SprinkleMe69]

My man said he wanted to go up in the hills to run away from chaos at work or maybe take a vacation to Disneyland....by himself.

He had a burned out crazy look on his face. Hahaha
Ummm okayyyyy
Mid life crisis or some shit. I couldn't help but laugh.

 

[rbkwp]

Red Light Runner
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red again and again they went right though. This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through and she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, am I driving?"

 

[798686]

Something I thought of earlier was quite hilarious, but I've forgotten it now.

 

[rbkwp]

Something I thought of earlier was quite hilarious, but I've forgotten it now.




was probably the stupid jokes i post/but dont laff at, on here J
come on, your an honest boy, and i dont mind the truth! ha

 

[fordonfire]

chris christie's hubris makes me laugh.

 

[Popyuu]

A video by the name of Drugs at Work 2.

 

[fluffychocolate]

Article regarding who will dispose of your sex toys after death before your family gets to your things.

 

[hot-rod]

Watching Christie squirm and wiggle on the hook yesterday.

 

[rbkwp]

Pa's Gonna Be Mad

predictable but harmless!!

It seems a young farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. “Hey Willis!!” the farmer yelled. “Forget your troubles. Come in and eat dinner with us. Then I’ll help you get the wagon back up.” “That’s mighty nice of you,” Willis answered, “but I don’t think Pa would like me to.”

“Nonsense, come on!” the farmer insisted. “Well, okay,” the boy finally agreed, “but Pa won’t like it.”

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. “I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset.”

“Don’t be foolish!” the neighbor said with a smile. “By the way, where is your Pa?”

“Under the wagon.”

 

[B_Shurewood]

:biggrin1:

 

[rbkwp]

uuhhmmm
is very similar to lpsg banned .. be a bit racist/sexist if used tho duh!


blackball*

Definition: (verb) Expel from a community or group.
Synonyms: banish, cast out, ostracize, shun, ban

Usage: They must not know about my sordid past, because if they did, they would immediately blackball me.

 

[rbkwp]

Meat Meat Meat!!!
& Chicken (lack of)


Tests reveal supermarket pies not even one-third meat

 

[B_lonelyboyseeksbf]

only at Walmart.