What made you laugh today?

[rbkwp]

The photo of the imported Aussie g-strings was evidence.


http://images.smh.com.au/2014/07/11/5588057/1405052266633.jpg-620x349.jpg

The court heard how Kadmiri allegedly broke into the troupe's dressing room, put on one of Fardell's black g-strings, then slipped another stripper's blue Calvin Klein underpants over the top and filled a bag used in the show's "milk man routine" with other items, including more g-strings.

While their 9pm show was underway, the strippers discovered Kadmiri, the milk man bag and other items on a patio area outside the dressing room.


G-strings on display after Thunder from Down Under robbery attempt

 

[HFOStimmer]

probably

 

[HFOStimmer]

:smile:

 

[SprinkleMe69]

That one thread over yonder. :rofl:



RADISHES!!!

 

[HFOStimmer]

oh so close

 

[501291]

this

 

[rbkwp]

The Shopping Cart

My father is a skilled CPA who is not great at self-promotion. So, when an advertising company offered to put my father's business placard in the shopping carts of a supermarket, my dad jumped at the chance.

A full year went by before he got a call that could be traced to those placards.

"Richard Larson, CPA?" the caller asked.

"That's right," my father answered. "May I help you?"

"Yes," the voice said. "One of your shopping carts is in my yard and I want you to come and get it."



for emoticon user/lovers like'

Now I Know – Smile of the Century

 

[SprinkleMe69]

I never knew that wearing big n tall men's shorts from walmart would catch wind like that! I guess everyone got an eyeful at the laundromat. :rofl:

Oh well. Big girl thighs rule!

 

[LaFemme]

I never knew that wearing big n tall men's shorts from walmart would catch wind like that! I guess everyone got an eyeful at the laundromat. :rofl:

Oh well. Big girl thighs rule!

OMG! The visual!! :rofl:

 

[SprinkleMe69]

OMG! The visual!! :rofl:

Yup. I was bent over picking up my basket and swoosh! I was mortified then thought to myself "fuck it." It's not like they've never seen thighs before. :tongue:

 

[LaFemme]

Yup. I was bent over picking up my basket and swoosh! I was mortified then thought to myself "fuck it." It's not like they've never seen thighs before. :tongue:

In my visual, you caught that wind, and your shorts ballooned you over the laundromat and over the hills and far away! Nothing but Wal-mart shorts and Sprinkie thighs filling the skies....

The old ones will tell stories of it some day!

 

[SprinkleMe69]

Hahahahaha that's funny!

 

[HFOStimmer]

adorable

 

[rbkwp]

as good as/as silly as/anything else


Good Memory

Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory test.

The doctor asks the first man, "What is three times three"?

"274," came the reply. The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three"?

"Tuesday," replies the second man. The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three"?

"Nine," says the third man.

"That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that"?

"Simple," he says, "just subtract 274 from Tuesday."


The Wrong Class

The current scandals over how large companies have been cooking the books reminds me of a basic accounting course I took years ago.

The professor was explaining an accounting method called First In, Last Out, which is useful for industries that accumulate large inventories of stuff. It explains why the oil industry, for example, reported huge profits during the 1970s, when the oil shortage occurred.

They stopped buying oil, so they had to use oil that, on paper, had been purchased in the
1930s at 20¢ a barrel. They, of course, sold it at current market prices, which accounted for their huge profits.

One of the students put up his hand and said, "Excuse me, sir, but that doesn't sound very ethical to me."

To which the professor replied, "You're in the wrong class, son. This is Accounting 101. Ethics 101 is down the hall."

Things You'll Never Hear a Mother Say

- "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"

- "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too."

- "Just leave all the lights on. It makes the house look more cheery."

- "Let me smell that shirt. Yeah, it's good for another week."

- "Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him everyday."

- "Well, if Timmy's mom says it's okay, that's good enough for me."

- "The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."

- "I don't have a tissue with me, just use your sleeve."

- "Don't bother wearing a jacket. The wind chill is bound to improve."

Devoted Golfer

My job as a land surveyor took me to a golf course that was expanding from nine holes to 18 holes.

Using a machete to clear thick brush in an area I was mapping, I came upon a golf club that an irate player must have tossed away. It was in good condition, so I picked it up and continued on.

When I broke out of the brush onto a putting green, two golfers stared at me in awe. I had a machete in one hand and a golf club in the other. And behind me was a clear cut swath leading out of the woods.

"There," said one of the golfers, "is a guy who hates to lose his ball!"

 

[HFOStimmer]

:tongue:

 

[rbkwp]

laughing again
just laughing ..

and
the Au Merlot in the Sun, mid Winter NZ after a couple of Lagers, prior to a simple Beef Rissole/Chips/Eggs/Bean shoots meal
makes me Laff at the beating of Natures supposed naughty weather pattern ..

 

[HFOStimmer]

I guess that might make the floor wet

 

[followcherry]

I actually just made a new thread about it, but I just busted out at this comic:

Dinosaur Comics - July 11th, 2014 - awesome fun times!

 

[LaFemme]

I guess that might make the floor wet

I love your (almost) daily pics!

 

[HFOStimmer]

:biggrin1: