What made you laugh today?

[rbkwp]

Tearjerker

During my brother's wedding, my mother managed to keep from crying, until she glanced at my grandparents.

My grandmother had reached over to my grandfather's wheelchair and gently touched his hand.

That was all it took to start my mother's tears flowing.

After the wedding, Mom went over to my grandmother and told her how that tender gesture triggered her outburst.

"Well, I'm sorry to ruin your moment," grandmother replied, "but I was just checking his pulse."

 

[ShockTheMonkey]

:smile:

 

[rbkwp]

smiling /smirking

and the Chckn n Chips are a bonus this eve

after a few beers and an Au Merlot!!! ..




NOT to mention 'ancient Great Britain' above ... mmmmm ..

 

[guypak]

watched a drunk tyler Oakley video on youtube today.

 

[HFOStimmer]

:smile:

 

[501291]

this

 

[rbkwp]

smile American Juries!!!


Jury awards $25 billion in Florida smoking case

 

[HFOStimmer]

+

 

[SprinkleMe69]

The wig on the dresser in the background of pics. Nice dick pics but my mind wandered about that wig.

 

[rbkwp]

we did not quite need to go to such cute extremes
to stop the proposed Island Windfarm, gee so many years ago already ..

Now I Know – A Letter-Writing Campaign

 

[rbkwp]

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Collector gets 422 million American Express points with purchase of ancient cup

 

[Popyuu]

Someones childhood made real.

 

[HFOStimmer]

:spankme:

 

[rbkwp]

just feel like being irritating to the perfects!


Don’t Owe You Anything

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy answers, “A scotch, please.”

The bartender hands him the drink, and says, “That’ll be five dollars,” to which the guy replies, “What are you talking about? I don’t owe you anything for this.”

A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, “You know, he’s got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration.”

The bartender was not impressed, but says to the guy, “Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don’t ever let me catch you in here again.”

The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, “What the heck are you doing in here? I can’t believe you’ve got the audacity to come back!”

The guy says, “What are you talking about? I’ve never been in this place in my life!” The bartender replies, “I’m very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double.”

To which the guy replies, “Thank you. Make it a scotch.”

 

[Mileno4ka]

my little kitten bonding with the dog

 

[rbkwp]

NY here i come, to live/rub shoulders with etc etc ..

Which city has 3 millionaires in every 10 people


Walk down the street in New York and you're virtually guaranteed to see several millionaires. That's because more than 1 in every 25 New Yorkers is a millionaire, according to a study released today.
The Big Apple ranks fourth in a listing of the top 20 global cities based on the portion of their populations whose net worth, excluding primary residence, tops $1 million.
Altogether, 4.63 percent of New Yorkers, or 389,100 people, are millionaires, according to the analysis by Spear's magazine and consulting firm WealthInsight.

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[HFOStimmer]

ha!

 

[Popyuu]

Kickstarter for a giant penis drawing.

 

[501291]

have to love living in a hot climate

SEE IT: Naked men caught on camera robbing Florida restaurant  - NY Daily News

 

[SprinkleMe69]

Liars. Liars made me laugh today. They think they're so good at it, too! Very laughable.