Saw this joke:
So a woman decides to go and get a tattoo of Elvis Presley on her right inner thigh. After it was done she looked at it and said to herself, "it doesn't really look like Elvis." So she said to the tattoo artist, "can you do another one on my left inner thigh?" So after the tattoo artist was done she still had doubt that it looked like Elvis. She goes home to ask her husband. The husband looked at both thighs and said, "I don't know who those are but the middle one is definitely Willie Nelson."