What makes a dick, "good dick" exactly?

[(Q)]

I'm sure many here have heard this term before. I'm essential asking what "The motion in the ocean" means in general.

as an above average guy, who interested in become the best lover he can be (a part from considering my partner's needs) I'm interested in getting advice from you ladies here.

 

[MickeyLee]

Responds to basic commands. Does not bite. Is always home before the street lights come on.

 

[554279]

Responds to basic commands. Does not bite. Is always home before the street lights come on.

Do you think it should have its shots as well? What about obedience school?

 

[950483]

For the most part, it would be down to it's innate temperament.

 

[MickeyLee]

Do you think it should have its shots as well? What about obedience school?

You can't expect to have a good cock if you are not willing to put forth the effort to properly care for your cock. Regular check-ups and current vaccinations are a must to help your cock maintain its health for years to come.

Most cocks that are well cared for kept occupied and given ample exercise won't need obedience training. Still, even the best cock can have behavioral issues in which case I highly recommend bringing in professional help. You will both be happier in the end.

 

[918177]

Castrating your cock stops it straying and producing more unwanted cocks which end up in cock shelters.

Desexing cocks is the responsible thing to do.

 

[Spartan727]

You can't expect to have a good cock if you are not willing to put forth the effort to properly care for your cock. Regular check-ups and current vaccinations are a must to help your cock maintain its health for years to come.

Most cocks that are well cared for kept occupied and given ample exercise won't need obedience training. Still, even the best cock can have behavioral issues in which case I highly recommend bringing in professional help. You will both be happier in the end.

Hmmmmm My next career Basic cock obedience trainer Class size 34

 

[Spartan727]

Do you think it should have its shots as well? What about obedience school?

Absolutely A Healthy Dick makes more than just a happy dick

 

[554279]

Hmmmmm My next career Basic cock obedience trainer Class size 34

Surely you low ball at 34?

No, no you would have to open a University if you toss that out here in LPSG locker room fantasy land.

 

[554279]

Castrating your cock stops it straying and producing more unwanted cocks which end up in cock shelters.

Desexing cocks is the responsible thing to do.

I am good with being irresponsible thank you madame.

 

[Spartan727]

Surely you low ball at 34?

No, no you would have to open a University if you toss that out here in LPSG locker room fantasy land.

In order to properly train and certify the class size would not exceed 34

 

[Spartan727]

In order to properly train and certify the class size would not exceed 34
Imagine the topics
Lol

 

[njfellow2002]

Helpful and volunteer ---pays taxes on time....never talks to assholes about another cock. I know a few that hang out with a couple of nuts.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

The thing that makes a guy good with his dick in my personal opinion: not being overly concerned with the penis themselves. Take care of it, keep it healthy and clean... Communicate with the person you're having sex with, verbally and with physical cues. That means listen... And enjoy *yourself* at the same time.

A huge part of my pleasure comes from knowing I'm giving the same to him.

No one should ever get naked with another person and have the sole motive of getting themselves or the other person off. Being selfish is rude, and trying to be the most amazing lay on Earth is an automatic way to fail at exactly that.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Castrating your cock stops it straying and producing more unwanted cocks which end up in cock shelters.

Desexing cocks is the responsible thing to do.

Capons!

 

[LaFemme]

The original Magnum P.I. He was the best private dick around. I man who else could get away with that kind of stuff? Living in his best friend’s house, driving his best friend’s car, solving crime. Best dick evah!

(Bonus points for the moustache and living in Hawaii)

 

[liquiss]

Responds to basic commands. Does not bite. Is always home before the street lights come on.

What if one of the basic commands is to bite?

 

[Enid]

A good dick is a clean dick. That is about all I have to say about that

 

[Enid]

The original Magnum P.I. He was the best private dick around. I man who else could get away with that kind of stuff? Living in his best friend’s house, driving his best friend’s car, solving crime. Best dick evah!

(Bonus points for the moustache and living in Hawaii)

He's the reason I try to catch Blue Bloods when I can, even though it has a lot of conservative rhetoric I eye roll at. He's a very good looking man

 

[deleted924715]

He's the reason I try to catch Blue Bloods when I can, even though it has a lot of conservative rhetoric I eye roll at. He's a very good looking man

Some men you can't imagine ever having been children - you know, playing with action figures, carrying their little lunch box to school. It's like they must have just sprung into existence one day as a fully grown man. He's one of those men.