What makes men happy?

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blow jobs.
food.
clean underwear.

i still know a few men free-balling on the edge of starvation in love with life and the woman standing beside 'em.

ML

I'd remove "clean underwear" and add "interesting work" and "the love and companionship of a good woman". Underwear is optional for me, depending mostly on the weather.
 

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blow jobs.
food.
clean underwear.

i still know a few men free-balling on the edge of starvation in love with life and the woman standing beside 'em.

ML

Yah, another poster mentioned it, but i don't think alot of men who care about clean underwear. Mind you, I can wash my own, so I'm not terribly concerned.:wink:

HickBoy (aka Ralph Fiennes) does love giving those blowjobs.:rolleyes:

I like to make him happy.
Whoa, TMI.:wink:
 

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point taken. underwear clean or otherwise are gone from my happy boy list. any suggestions for rounding out my top three list?

ML
 

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A willing woman, who is as eager sexually as he is?

I can see that being a big happy bonus.

blow jobs.
food.
frisky women.

i would move frisky women to the number 2 spot cept a boy needs to keep his strength up.

gotcha.

my boy is a very happy boy.

ML

Sam Winchester: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.
Dean Winchester: What are you talking about, I eat.
 

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Blow Jobs don't make my top ten.

I'll explain, because so many women pride themselves, with reason, on their skills. It comes down to the big difference between male and female sexual response, men tend to peak, while women plateau.

I am not interested (usually) in a blow job just for a blow job's sake to make me come. I love oral sex as part of the whole programme, but not as an end in itself. Going down on women and them orgasming is different, because you can go up there and stay there. I like to be taken to that plateau and then my idea of heaven is for a hot horny woman to ride me like our lives depended upon it.

I like my own space, both to be left alone and to go out and behave like a teenager with my friends.

Seeing happy kids seems to make the world right.

I like meeting challenges in life and the goals I set myself.

A great ass is a most excellent thing.
 

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blow jobs. food. frisky women. were kinda the joke answer.

if i had to guess what makes my boy really happy i'd say....

being accepted for who he is now and where he is in his life.
understanding when he's frustrated. praise when he finally gets it right. by his standards.
the time he spends with his friends.
his connection to his family.
lazy sundays with no expectations.
he likes being a bit caveman-ish sometimes. he does it well.
clean underwear. i don't care what anyone else says. clean folded drawers make my boy happy.
random stuff...
getting his hair/scalp finger scrubbed in the shower.
toast with butter and honey.
spoon hugs.
dog slobber. he loves his dogs.
blowjobs.

ml

gonna let my ego bubble a bit.. i make my boy happy. he makes me happy.
we sorta fit that way.
 
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Men (a lot of them anyway) like having sex with a variety of women, or with more than one woman at the same time.
Men like to be shown or touched rather than being talked to. They like women to share passionate, intimate thoughts in a nonverbal way.
Men like women who are spontaneous, erotic, and full of passion.
And men do like B/Js too…
 

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admire his cock, make him feel that his cock is the best and most manly, and treasure it!!
he will be the happiest lol
 

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admire his cock, make him feel that his cock is the best and most manly, and treasure it!!
he will be the happiest lol

You aren't worried that he might get the idea that you're only into him for his cock? I've heard of shortcuts like through a man's stomach but I'm not so sure that worshipping his cock will keep him happy for a long time :tongue:
 

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Men in general? Not sure.

HickBoy? Blowjobs, blowjobs make him very happy.

(Well blowjobs and being listened to - though not necessarily at the same time :wink: - He doesn't ask for much, but when he does ask I listen and act accordingly and that seems to do us just fine.)
Yes it does, sweetheart. Now, what can I do for you?