Not_Punny
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Man has a lot more going on in his head than sex. (Well, sometimes...)
In our time, and throughout history, men seem to crave one thing: respect. A simple concept complicated by the fact that "respect" means different things to different people.
To some men, cursed with Attila-the-Hun-like personalities, respect means the heads of enemies bobbing up and down before them. (Not_Punny makes sly allusion to the blowjob theme from earlier in this thread.)
To some men, respect means being able to watch the game without being "reminded" (for the tenth time) to fix the leaky faucet. (Not_Punny makes sly allusion to the "effluent" feature of a man's sexual apparatus.)
And to other men, respect means applause (literally or figuratively speaking). (Not_Punny makes sly allusion to the the number of men on LPSG who ask you to rate their cock.)
But whatever your definition of respect, you can be assured that there is one man far, FAR unhappier than you ---
Rodney Dangerfield
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In our time, and throughout history, men seem to crave one thing: respect. A simple concept complicated by the fact that "respect" means different things to different people.
To some men, cursed with Attila-the-Hun-like personalities, respect means the heads of enemies bobbing up and down before them. (Not_Punny makes sly allusion to the blowjob theme from earlier in this thread.)
To some men, respect means being able to watch the game without being "reminded" (for the tenth time) to fix the leaky faucet. (Not_Punny makes sly allusion to the "effluent" feature of a man's sexual apparatus.)
And to other men, respect means applause (literally or figuratively speaking). (Not_Punny makes sly allusion to the the number of men on LPSG who ask you to rate their cock.)
But whatever your definition of respect, you can be assured that there is one man far, FAR unhappier than you ---
Rodney Dangerfield
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