What Makes You So Special?!?!?!?!

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  1. D_N Flay Table

    D_N Flay Table New Member

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    I was thinking about this today.. while I was at work, daydreaming about being around all the great guys.. and beeeee-a-utiful gals on the LPSG..

    and you know what...

    We are all much more than Big cocks and hot asses!!

    yeah.... I went there..

    I want to hear about YOUR special "Gifts" or "Abilities"


    Here are mine.

    Accomplished Musician. (guitar)
    Artist - acrylic, aerosol
    Gamer-
    I fancy myself to be a VERY good cook, come over to dinner at my place, and Ill stuff ya!

    And soon, I will be starting a new education, and career in the world of HAIRSTYLING!
    I really really really hope I am good at that, but it is an artform, so I am sure I will have no problems..

    ok ok ok ok ok


    Enough about Mui...

    What are your special Talents???
    SHARE SHARE SHARE!!
    ready????????????



    ..............

    GO!
     
  2. mindseye

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    I can fart the alphabet.
     
  3. D_N Flay Table

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    until i see some youtube proof, i will only half-worship you :tongue:
     
  4. B_NineInchCock_160IQ

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    uh...

    aside from cock and IQ well into the 99th percentile...
    my height, my shoe size, my SAT scores, um... the number of Weird Al songs I have memorized verbatim, the number of times I've seen Nine Inch Nails in concert, the number of sexual partners I've had, the number of times I've been pulled over for speeding (and the extent to which I have actually gone over the speed limit before), the amount of inane crap that I know, the gross weight of ramen I have consumed, the number of foreign countries I've visited with an American passport, the number of art/English teachers I have made deathly afraid of me because of my sometimes morbid sense of humor, the number of episodes of The Daily Show I've seen, the number of academic papers I've completely BSed my way through and still gotten As on, and the number of times I've failed in my life (at least I'm still trying) are probably all well into the 99th percentile as well.

    I just cited this in the dork thread, but I'm also the highest ranked Two-Headed Giant (2 player team) Magic player in the state of Virginia.

    I'm also probably the poorest person in the world who drives a Dodge Viper.

    and I have mad karaoke skillz.
     
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    I made the prettiest damn desserts you've ever seen when I worked at Denny's. You know how you order something off the menu and it comes out looking maybe half as good? Well... I always believed presentation was important, and that was the only creative thing we ever got to do there was make desserts... so I put a little extra effort into mine and I think they all came out looking even better than they did in the menu.
    in general I like to cook, too. I'm just not terribly good at it.

    I also used to think of myself as a gamer, artist, and writer. But don't do much of the above anymore. I've won contests before for all three... playing video games, drawing, photography, writing stories, writing essays, writing poetry.. but that was all a long time ago.
     
  6. mindseye

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    Okay, you got me. I break out in giggles whenever I get to kewwwwww.
     
  7. Lordpendragon

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    I can lick my eyebrows.
     
  8. Principessa

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    I make the worlds best baked ziti. Seriously, men from age 7 to 62 have asked me to marry them after tasting my baked ziti.

    I have an IQ of 135.

    I have GREAT LEGS. Seriously, even self confirmed breast men LOVE my legs. When I was 19 my mother wanted to have them insured by Lloyd's of London. My legs have literally stopped traffic. Not just in NYC but in Rome where traffic stops for no one.

    I have no gag reflex.

    I can tie a maraschino cherry stem into a knot in my mouth...but only when really drunk.




    Will you marry me LordPendragon? njqt466
     
  9. B_NineInchCock_160IQ

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    Me too.

    But I have to pull them out first.
     
  10. DGirl

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    I am one of a kind...."
    I been told that I am not of this earth:18: that is how one of a kind I am..."
    I am one HELL of a friend..." Everyone I meet and LIKE, I keep in touch with ...." I get so many people that I can't remember for the hell of it.. come up to me Like I AM A STAR:eek:..." It never fails...REALLY.."
    I just had someone today!!! Once again!!!:biggrin1:
    Beat that you SMART folk..." :cool:
     
  11. agnslz

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    I can roll my tongue in half like a taco, I can also raise and lower my eyebrows independently of each other. I also have an amazing ability to sprinkle my posts here at LPSG and my conversations IRL with obscure quotes from movies and television shows! That's about it, I think!:redface::biggrin:
     
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    hey, I can do that. I can also flip my tongue upside down. Apparently both skills are genetic and not everyone is capable of doing it. I've found the curling bit to be useful sometimes when giving head..
     
  13. vinny_spiruccino

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    Impressed me...
     
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    OK, I can sing a little bit - I was a church boy growing up; the hand-clappy/gospel music kind - and directed the choir.

    I can cook; learned from my grandmother. My Thansgiving dinner would make you weep.

    I'm a project manager by trade, and recently earned a designation as a Project Management Professional so I could genuinely sign my name "Vinny Spiruccino, PMP". Get it? P(i)MP?

    Um... I can fuck like a porn star.

    AND... I can dance my white ass off.
     
  15. agnslz

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    Most everyone in my family can do it, so I guess it is genetic. We also have a lot of left-handers! (I'm one). As for giving head, I guess it's like the stud in the tongue then, huh?:biggrin::smile:
     
  16. Shelby

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    I have fucked a lot of women. A lot.
     
  17. Ethyl

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    Let's see...I can

    -take any space in a house and make it useful and aesthetically pleasing to the inhabitant. I have a knack for assessing a space and learning enough about the inhabitant to know what they want, even when they're not sure of what they want or like.

    -write fiction, poetry, haiku and have since I was a child. Won state competitions in high school. Currently writing a pictorial on my city of residence.

    -give amazing massages. Several men can confirm i've relaxed them into certain comatose-like stages with my hands.

    -make a mean curry. My vegetarian friends swear by my risotto. All my friends who drink beg me to bring my homemade sangria to parties in the summer.

    -have this "house whisperer" thing going on. I can walk into an existing structure and sense the imprints people have left there. I know. Weird.

    -my friends would say my generosity and forgiveness are the two biggies. I have a long fuse and tend to be patient with others but if someone deliberately fucks with me I will bury them. Only a scant few can confirm this. I learned the hard way that kindness is most often viewed as a weakness and people will mistakenly think i'm a pushover or they can abuse me in some way. Silly homosapiens.
     
  18. Pjurlover

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    And another, MB . . . your posts are most delicious :wink:
     
  19. vinny_spiruccino

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    Oh MB, one day babes... one day.

    I like to make living spaces aesthetically pleasing as well. I just bought a house and I'm having a blast.

    And I LOVE good curry...

    Ok, ok, the stockings are a little juvenile. I have little ones around...
     

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    I'm a science nut...and an artiste'.

    And I also have a buld like a fat version of Lex, but an uglier face.

    Yay for me!
     
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