What man laws have you broken?

[nycmcmike]

Man rules?

The only rule I know of being a man is masturbation.

Sports, beer,cars, etc seem more like options than rules.

 

[43698]

1) I dont have a favorite sports team and I could not tell you who was even in the last Super Bowl
2) I like to help my wife shop for clothes and shoes.
3) I have never been to a strip club, not even after 5 and a half years of being an Army Ranger.

 

[Autofellatio]

Hmm, let's see.

I hate celebrity sports, particularly football (EVERY player ought to be given a ball to kick!) XD

Beer is yucky. Give me vodka.

I know how to sew, cook, clean... and change a tire.

I wear tank tops and singlets even though I don't go to the gym.

AND...

*drum roll*

I wear a speedo to swim.

:biggrin1:

 

[mas2304]

1. Can't stand football
2. Don't have the patience for DIY
3. Don't know the first thing about car maintenance - but do love to drive, both cars and motorbikes.
4. Sit to pee
5. Will always have a glass of wine over a glass of beer
6. Love to dance to rave, dance, dubstep music
7. Would rather be in the kitchen cooking the food, than sat down eating it
8. My best friend is a girl
9. Look at other's men junk at the pee station!
10. Prefer MMF to MFF 3somes (yes I am bi, love the best of both worlds!)
11. Love a long hot soak in the bath with a good book to read

The list is endless! Who invented the "man rules" in the first place?

 

[Silvertip]

Pretty much any and all of them because I refuse to live by social rules set by our patriarchal, westernized society when it comes to gender norms.

What he said! ^^

 

[chris4869]

1. I don't watch sports.
2. I cry watching sad movies. This one bugs me the most becuase my friends think I don't have feelings. lol

 

[avenger217]

I agree 100% to both of your comments!

 

[Stringer]

I am sexually attracted to men.

Also, apparently, there is a "man law" at the movie theaters where guys are supposed to sit every other seat so as not to be right next to each other. At least that's what my roommate says. Rather stupid.

 

[D_Dick_S_Lapp]

I don't watch sports.
I actually say and mean aww a lot.
I don't always go out of my way to see a pretty woman.
I listen to "girly" music. (feist an what not)
I love flowers.

 

[D_22]

I've cried at sad movies. Enjoy chick flicks.

Oh yeah, apparently there's a mentality that if a black man reads on the train, bus, etc, then he's most likely gay. I guess that's a rule I've broken plenty of times.

 

[Remington]

.......

Oh yeah, apparently there's a mentality that if a black man reads on the train, bus, etc, then he's most likely gay. I guess that's a rule I've broken plenty of times.

What kind of insane breed of logic is that?

That makes no sense....

 

[D_22]

What kind of insane breed of logic is that?

That makes no sense....

Son, I'm with you. Dumbest shite I heard. And I've heard it from quite a few people. smh

 

[LargeSide]

I am sexually attracted to men.

I was waiting for somebody to put that!

 

[petite]

I love guys who break the rules.

Being yourself and wonderfully unique is 1000x sexier than being some stereotypical Ken doll.

 

[earllogjam]

I sit to go pee sometimes.

I enjoy musical comedy theater.

I like ABBA.

 

[D_22]

I love musicals!!! :redface:

 

[Smallprivate]

Just wanted to start by apologizing to all Men for breaking this one, ha.
But sometimes if tired, like early morning or in the middle of the night...I've pee'd sitting down. Sorry guys

 

[invisibleman]

1. Haven't fucked a single woman. (Even the married ones.) There were a lot of polite rejections.
2. Don't like sports.
3. Was in a gay pride parade and standing on a rainbow colored float in black. <=Black was the staff uniform color.
4. Took Modern Dance (part ballet and part contemporary modern) and Fundamentals of Rhythm (which was a dance choreography class) in college.
5. Was ogled wearing a undersized medium dance belt underneath sweatpants by three football players. (The undersized dance belt was given to me by my instructor. I think that she knew that it was going to be small on me. )
6. I know color theory.
7. I can cook. I can read a recipe.
8. Took a really big white dick anally and shot a load without touching myself. (That guy got turned on and he ended up coming like crazy after that.) I wanted to do it all over again twenty minutes later. That dude's cockhead really did a number on my prostate. I was horny the whole day.

I have done some manly things.
I have roughed it.
I have gone cave spelunking.
I have been whitewater river rafting.
I have been fishing.
I shot a lot of guns. Bows and arrows. (Both simple and compound bows.).

 

[mickstl]

Was he as cute as Archer is drawn???

 

[derrick10]

Didn't eatpussy until Igot married