What man laws have you broken?

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by hot97, Apr 21, 2012.

  1. martin60018

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    this is a great thread!

    I have teddy bears in bed with me
    I wear posing trunks smaller than speedos to the beach and for sunning
    I love to have oversized cocks up my ass.
    man laws? puleeeze
    I out lift most str8s at the gym.
    I rebuilt a 350 V8
    I can make my own gun power and other explosives
    I have knifes so sharp, it can take your arm off.
    and when I drink, it is whiskey str8 up and unfiltered cigarettes waving in the
    air theatrically just like Bette Davis

    the only man law i know is you got to like pussy

    god damm, I sound like a drag queen?
     
  2. MickeyLee

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    *giggles* gets me everytime
     
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    Love the responses. :lol:

    - I don't care for watching American ball sports on TV; going to a game is fun to be with the crowd though.
    - My eyes leak water at inconvenient times.
    - I don't like a dirty kitchen (don't look inside my garage though).
    - I don't usually cum to a BJ.
    - I like a big dick in my ass/mouth.
    - I do like guns.
    - I do like anything with an engine (cars, boats, planes, lawn mowers..)
    - Camping is fun, though I do prefer the Marriott.
    - Sushi - YES - Steak - RARE (bleeding and crying is good).
    - LOVE women's bodies - Love making my wife happy in bed ;)
    - Shopping should take no longer than 10 minutes unless we're in the tool section.
    - Goatees feel good against my ass :D
    - I like dark beer, cars, and big dicks in me.



    - Oh yeah, I'm a spelling/grammar Nazi...
     
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    ... I know NOTHING about sports, and I listen to some questionable music...
     
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    -spiders and snakes frighten me....
    -Cannot stand a place to be messy...
    -I straighten crooked pictures when I see them...no matter where I am at.
    -I hate beer...
    -I cry when very happy... musicals, hallmark commercials...
    -I get too invested in certain, less manly sports and actually feel embarassed for the participants if they fall or mess up...
     
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    Yeah... Not sure how I could forget this one... I LOVE The Real Housewives of Atlanta/New Jersey. I also watch Desperate Housewives and Wendy Williams...

    Also, I have no urge to drive a truck. In Georgia, every man at some point owns a truck...

    I like to pick out my own clothes, kinda picky with what I wear.

    and that.
     
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    I have no idea.

    The biggest is probably knowing words to a lot of show tunes.
     
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    Don't like football.

    Don't like beer.

    Don't like motorsports.
     
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    funny...i thought most guys like most sport but judging by all the responds so far is that most of us could careless about sports.
     
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    I like most sports. Hockey, baseball, football among them.
     
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    I live alone, clean my own place, so I sit to pee. Usually late at night if I get up to pee in the wee hours or if I am drunk. Tired of cleaning piss from all over the side of the toilet and floor.
     
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    My entire life breaks the entire Book of Man Laws.

    Example: I wear makeup in public... ie: at work.
     
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    Yeah. I think that one blows a hole in the book. Not that that would necessarily be a bad thing. ;-)
     
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    make-up at work doesn't bust man law. navy frippin' seals wear face paint.
    foot ball players wear face paint.

    man make-up = face paint
     
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    Yes! :biggrin1:
     
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    I cook (anything on a gas grill), clean (Im a clean freak), do laundry, plant flowers (in 2 whisky barrels we have), help with the kids (we just had another baby), use the urinal next to another guy, and I obsessively worry about my weight and physique.
     
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    I'm afraid men's law makes a distiction between makeup and war paint. Makeup? Still a no no.

    I don't make the laws.
     
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    warriors wanna feel pretty too.
    camo is mad slimming :tongue1:

    *edits Man Law with eyeliner pencil*
    *sing song "war paint is make-up... war paint is make-up"*
     
  19. monel

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    Men's Law #352 Never call war paint "makeup".

    Men's Law #475 Woman shall not edit Men's Law.

    Men's Law #977 Eyeliner shall not be permitted within 30 yards of Men's Law.

    Harsh, I know.
     
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    You'd be a dream boy for most women.:wink:

    I'm a clean freak, too. It drives other insane (except my mother).
     
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