What man laws have you broken?

[martin60018]

this is a great thread!

I have teddy bears in bed with me
I wear posing trunks smaller than speedos to the beach and for sunning
I love to have oversized cocks up my ass.
man laws? puleeeze
I out lift most str8s at the gym.
I rebuilt a 350 V8
I can make my own gun power and other explosives
I have knifes so sharp, it can take your arm off.
and when I drink, it is whiskey str8 up and unfiltered cigarettes waving in the
air theatrically just like Bette Davis

the only man law i know is you got to like pussy

god damm, I sound like a drag queen?

 

[MickeyLee]

Took me waaaay too long to figure out your avatar

haha must dash

*giggles* gets me everytime

 

[Indybottombiguy]

Love the responses. :lol:

- I don't care for watching American ball sports on TV; going to a game is fun to be with the crowd though.
- My eyes leak water at inconvenient times.
- I don't like a dirty kitchen (don't look inside my garage though).
- I don't usually cum to a BJ.
- I like a big dick in my ass/mouth.
- I do like guns.
- I do like anything with an engine (cars, boats, planes, lawn mowers..)
- Camping is fun, though I do prefer the Marriott.
- Sushi - YES - Steak - RARE (bleeding and crying is good).
- LOVE women's bodies - Love making my wife happy in bed
- Shopping should take no longer than 10 minutes unless we're in the tool section.
- Goatees feel good against my ass
- I like dark beer, cars, and big dicks in me.



- Oh yeah, I'm a spelling/grammar Nazi...

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

... I know NOTHING about sports, and I listen to some questionable music...

 

[OCMuscleJock]

-spiders and snakes frighten me....
-Cannot stand a place to be messy...
-I straighten crooked pictures when I see them...no matter where I am at.
-I hate beer...
-I cry when very happy... musicals, hallmark commercials...
-I get too invested in certain, less manly sports and actually feel embarassed for the participants if they fall or mess up...

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Yeah... Not sure how I could forget this one... I LOVE The Real Housewives of Atlanta/New Jersey. I also watch Desperate Housewives and Wendy Williams...

Also, I have no urge to drive a truck. In Georgia, every man at some point owns a truck...

I like to pick out my own clothes, kinda picky with what I wear.

I get pretty possessive with my bro - a bit jealous if they do things with other people.

and that.

 

[Hoss]

I have no idea.

The biggest is probably knowing words to a lot of show tunes.

 

[willow78]

Don't like football.

Don't like beer.

Don't like motorsports.

 

[avatarng]

funny...i thought most guys like most sport but judging by all the responds so far is that most of us could careless about sports.

 

[Hoss]

funny...i thought most guys like most sport but judging by all the responds so far is that most of us could careless about sports.

I like most sports. Hockey, baseball, football among them.

 

[ftlauderdale_frank]

I live alone, clean my own place, so I sit to pee. Usually late at night if I get up to pee in the wee hours or if I am drunk. Tired of cleaning piss from all over the side of the toilet and floor.

 

[jjsjr]

My entire life breaks the entire Book of Man Laws.

Example: I wear makeup in public... ie: at work.

 

[monel]

... I wear makeup in public...

Yeah. I think that one blows a hole in the book. Not that that would necessarily be a bad thing. ;-)

 

[MickeyLee]

make-up at work doesn't bust man law. navy frippin' seals wear face paint.
foot ball players wear face paint.

man make-up = face paint

 

[798686]

make-up at work doesn't bust man law. navy frippin' seals wear face paint.
foot ball players wear face paint.

man make-up = face paint

Yes! :biggrin1:

 

[CowboyJosh]

I cook (anything on a gas grill), clean (Im a clean freak), do laundry, plant flowers (in 2 whisky barrels we have), help with the kids (we just had another baby), use the urinal next to another guy, and I obsessively worry about my weight and physique.

 

[monel]

make-up at work doesn't bust man law. navy frippin' seals wear face paint.
foot ball players wear face paint.

man make-up = face paint

I'm afraid men's law makes a distiction between makeup and war paint. Makeup? Still a no no.

I don't make the laws.

 

[MickeyLee]

warriors wanna feel pretty too.
camo is mad slimming :tongue1:

*edits Man Law with eyeliner pencil*
*sing song "war paint is make-up... war paint is make-up"*

 

[monel]

warriors wanna feel pretty too.
camo is mad slimming :tongue1:

*edits Man Law with eyeliner pencil*
*sing song "war paint is make-up... war paint is make-up"*

Men's Law #352 Never call war paint "makeup".

Men's Law #475 Woman shall not edit Men's Law.

Men's Law #977 Eyeliner shall not be permitted within 30 yards of Men's Law.

Harsh, I know.

 

[BIGBULL29]

I cook (anything on a gas grill), clean (Im a clean freak), do laundry, plant flowers (in 2 whisky barrels we have), help with the kids (we just had another baby), use the urinal next to another guy, and I obsessively worry about my weight and physique.

You'd be a dream boy for most women.:wink:

I'm a clean freak, too. It drives other insane (except my mother).