What man laws have you broken?

[jjsjr]

War Paint?! Honey, no! It's most definitely not paint.

Let's see... how else do I dishonor the ManCode.???

1: I moisturize
2: I cross my legs when sitting
3: I only drink out of glassware (no plastic cups)... and make sure to only hold stemware by its stem (as it was intended!!!)
4: I know about the tableside etiquette relative to #3
5: I have folded a napkin once in my life.
6: I can fold a fitted sheet.
7: I know what a fitted sheet is.
8: I own stationery.
9: I haven't had a tan in 7 years.
10: I own non-leather belts.
11: I own non-leather shoes.
12: I own a parasol.
13: I know what a parasol is.
14: My morning coffee order has more than 4 syllables.
15: I own a pashmina. (I actually have over a dozen.)
16: I know what a pashmina is.
17: I'm always mistaken for a woman on the phone.
18: I have more than 5 colognes.
19: I can pronounce the following: Louboutin, Givenchy, Gaultier and Hermes.
20: I spend more than $30 on a haircut.


Dare I continue?



....and I own 4 pairs of high heels! :lmao:

 

[LisaMarie]

I have found my fantasy dreamboy shopping buddy ---> jjsjr :wink:

 

[salvatruco]

Way too many to list.
Just a couple: I don't really like sports,
I don't like the taste of beer, I am not a
big meat person, and I don't jack off in the shower.

 

[sbat]

20: I spend more than $30 on a haircut.

That's just inflation. It would be $15 in 2000 dollars

 

[monel]

jjsjr, Apparently I don't uphold man law very well either. Should you be exiled for your transgressions I may be fast on your heels. Consider the evidence :

1: I moisturize
ME TOO - SOME BODY PARTS MORE THAN OTHERS
2: I cross my legs when sitting
I DO THIS TOO
3: I only drink out of glassware (no plastic cups)... and make sure to only hold stemware by its stem (as it was intended!!!)
I PREFER TO DRINK OUT OF GLASS BUT WILL USE A PLASTIC CUP IF THAT'S ALL THERE IS. I DON'T REALLY DRINK WINE BUT IF I DID I'D HOLD THE GLASS BY THE STEM.
4: I know about the tableside etiquette relative to #3
I'M VERY INTOLLERANT OF IMPROPER TABLE ETIQUETTE.
5: I have folded a napkin once in my life.
NOT ONLY HAVE I FOLDED THEM, WHEN SETTING A FORMAL DINNER TABLE I WILL FOLD THEM INTO DECORATIVE PIECES.
6: I can fold a fitted sheet.
NOT ONLY CAN I FOLD A FITTED SHEET, I MAKE A BED WITH HOSPITAL CORNERS.
7: I know what a fitted sheet is.
ME TOO
8: I own stationery.
ME TOO
9: I haven't had a tan in 7 years.
I HAVE
10: I own non-leather belts.
SO DO I
11: I own non-leather shoes.
NO - EXCEPT FOR SNEAKERS
12: I own a parasol.
NO
13: I know what a parasol is.
AS DO I
14: My morning coffee order has more than 4 syllables.
NOT MINE. BLACK NO SUGAR
15: I own a pashmina. (I actually have over a dozen.)
NO
16: I know what a pashmina is.
NO
17: I'm always mistaken for a woman on the phone.
NO
18: I have more than 5 colognes.
NO. I SMELL JUST FINE NATURALLY, THANK YOU ;-)
19: I can pronounce the following: Louboutin, Givenchy, Gaultier and Hermes.
MOI AUSSI
20: I spend more than $30 on a haircut.
NOT ME

....and I own 4 pairs of high heels!
LOOKING AT MY ANSWERS, MAYBE I SHOULD BORROW A PAIR (but make them blue)

 

[LisaMarie]

Lmfao Monel! My god! Some of you guys are just too adorable!!! No but seriously. That was funny!! :biggrin1:

 

[B_flame001]

Real men do what they want

 

[try2hard]

Real men do what they want

Couldn't have said it better myself!

 

[young_n_horny]

Let's see
1) I don't drink. At all.
2) I love shows like The Vampire Diaries, Pretty Little Liars, Jane by Design, etc
3) I hate sports (but I will actually play them with friends, just can't stand watching them)
4) I get grossed out when things are messy and feel the need to clean
5) One of my favorite movies is Titanic
6) I think Justin Bieber is damn sexy now (he wasn't at all imo like 2 years ago, but he is now that it seems he hit puberty)
7) I know how to fold a napkin and set a table
8) I like to shave my legs and pit hair (or well at least most guys I know don't do it)
9) I like SOME of Britney and Gaga's music
10) I don't even really know how to use a urinal...(long story)

Ok that's enough for now.

 

[D_22]

10) I don't even really know how to use a urinal...(long story)

...Huh? Oh, long story? I have time. :redface:

I also like Britney and Gaga. A lot of my friends are surprised. My response, "I'm allowed to be a lil' gay!" :redface:

I also shave my pits. Hate having hair there. In general I manscape, though not as much as I used to. But I still try to shave my upper body regularly.

 

[Oprime]

make-up at work doesn't bust man law. navy frippin' seals wear face paint.
foot ball players wear face paint.

man make-up = face paint

lol...how do you know he didnt pick his up in the make up aisle at the CVS?