What order to check a guy out?

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KidBrown said:
Alex8>me.

Point taken, I could see how what I typed before could be taken as a negative thing. Sorry folks.

I didn't take it negatively, I just replied with a sarcastic one-liner because, erm, that's what I do. :rolleyes:
 

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KidBrown said:
Alex8>me.

Point taken, I could see how what I typed before could be taken as a negative thing. Sorry folks.
We still love you, Kid. Although the story about flopping your dick to heavy metal in front of your gf did frighten me just a little ..
 

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KidBrown said:
The easiest way to check a guy out is to ring the items up quickly, and be prompt with the change. Worked for me very well when I worked at a grocery store. I liked checking out melons the best though.

yes but wtf do you do when someone brings 16 items in the 15 or less express lane?
 

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I would have to say

hair
shoulders
lips
eyes
hands
teeth

Gosh...there so many things..I have never really paid attention to what I do! I know hair and shoulder are weird to be at the top of my list...but I love a man with dark hair and broad shoulders....and if things progress...a nice package to open up is always welcomed
 

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Sorcerer said:
I think I first look at the way a person carries themself along with eyes/smile/teeth/skin. Nice lips turn me on. After that my eye travels downward. If someone has an exceptional bod or some other amazing feature, I'll probably notice that first. On you Oz, it would definitely be your killer smile and laughing eyes. On a woman it's usually what they're wearing followed by their tits.

Thanks sorcerer, you say the sweetest things, believe me, if you think the killer smile is good, you should glance south...

:biggrin1:
 

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For me, it depends on the guy in question. He will usually have a particular feature that will draw my attention. Some guys have hypnotic eyes that grab my attention right away. The dude telling a joke may have an infectuous sexy smile. That guy over there in the tank top might have killer biceps or chest ... or both. The slender guy with his back to me might have a dynamite ass that just beckons to me. But that's all physical. What I find really sexy is the inner man: there is no substitute for confidence, intelligence and openness. But the physical features can provide some pleasant eye candy, can't they?
 

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Two different things here...what draws me to a man in a romantic way is different from checking a guy out. If I fall in love at first sight, across a crowded room--and I've done it--then "checking the guy out" is immaterial. Checking guys out is sport, not romance.
 

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interesting thread... as far as what turns me on when I check a guy out...

1. eyes... dark eyes automatically make me melt
2. smile... be it friendly, mischievious, or leering
3. skin... smooth, clear skin really turns me on (cuz I don't have it)
4. ass... I'm an ass man... read into that what you will
 

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oz_buff_guy said:
Thanks sorcerer, you say the sweetest things, believe me, if you think the killer smile is good, you should glance south...

:biggrin1:
Don't tease me like that (hops on a direct flight out of Honolulu) We'll have a "get to know you" session, minus one piece of clothing at a time...