You know what? I'm so fucking done with this. I have offered support. I have offered words of encouragement. I have offered earnest compliments. I have offered methods in which you can feel better about yourselves. I have condemned skits. I have historically stood up to people who would bully you. I even wrote a character with a smaller dick into my fucking erotica to show that the measure of a man's dick is not the measure of his worth. I have asked how I can assist even more, and I've asked what you're doing to help yourselves. And the answer to that is nothing. Absofuckinglutely nothing.
Why are we even here, then? Just to listen to you three mope about yourselves? What's the point in dredging up a 6 year old SNL skit if none of you can be bothered to step up for yourselves? Are we just listening to you complain for the sake of complaining? #howfun
None of you have medically small dicks, and there's nothing wrong with any of your dicks. But you don't want to hear that because it'll rattle you from your complacency. You don't want anything to change because misery loves company and that's all you know. God forbid you don't have a "reason" to pin your failures on. God forbid a woman turn you down for any other reason than your dicks. It's your "Get out of jail free card" to write off anything negative that happens to you. Didn't score a date? Well I have a little dick. Passed over for promotion? Well, I don't have confidence due to my little dick. Dog died? Well, he probably couldn't stand being around me and my little dick. YOU are the only ones putting so much weight and value on your dicks. Not us. Not anybody here. YOU are the ones holding yourselves back because you'd rather wallow in your cage of self-oppression rather than admit there's nothing wrong with you. What would you do without misery to cling to? What happens if you're no longer put-upon men with an issue?
If any of you are looking for your bullies, go stand in front of a mirror. Nobody here has said an unkind thing about your dicks, except you three. You are your own worst enemies. Which, we all can be at times, but most people grow out of it. At a certain point, when you just wallow and wallow and wallow, people will stop feeling sorry for you - which I'm sure will be taken to mean they don't like your dicks.
I'm sick of the intentional obfuscation. I'm sick of this Eeyore-esque, "woe is me" mentality. I'm sick of my words being twisted. I'm sick of my points being diminished by willful ignorance. I'm sick of my posts being dismantled to suit your needs. I'm sick of pedantry and the purposeful misunderstandings just so you all can keep your safety blanket of misery firmly wrapped around your bodies. I will say it: by seeing and hearing about your dicks, none of you have any right to be acting this way. I was trying to put it more delicately before, but the gloves are off. Your cocks are fucking fine; it's your attitudes about them that isn't fine. And sorry, Harry, but your personality is the ONLY thing that I know about you that would keep me from sleeping with you. Not your body, not your cock, but the WAY you talk about yourself and how you hold your own self-esteem in such low regard. You might not think you project that, but I guarantee you do.
In fact, I would guarantee that any of y'all's sexual misfortunes have FAR more to do with how you comport yourselves with a lover, than about your dick size. I know tiny men, men FAR smaller than any of you, in happy marriages. I know guys with huge dicks that couldn't get a date to save their lives. It's in your heads that you're failures because you don't even wanna try. You don't wanna rally against society, you don't wanna educate anyone, you refuse to speak to anyone professionally. You all refuse to actively make your lives better and easier, so I don't know why you think any of the rest of us should care? You've all been hanging off a cliff this whole time, and my hand's been out, but you refuse to fucking grab it. Why do you think anything will ever change if you refuse to pick yourselves up, dust yourselves off, and DO THE WORK? Why should your allies like me care to help, and why should anyone else who isn't an ally give a shit? You don't even give a shit about yourselves.
So you know what? Wallow, then. Sink yourselves into the mire of your own self-imposed oppression, bathe in your self-inflicted mindset. None of you can take a compliment, none of you will accept help. None of you will work to make things easier on yourselves, and I am TIRED of living in this world with you. Your mindsets are fucking exhausting. I've wasted too much time here to see no results - or, somehow, less than no results. Hold yourselves down for all I care; I have better things to do than listen to a bunch of pissing and moaning.