What other guys don't know how to tie a necktie?

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My father tried to show me once and he is a very impatient teacher and I did not learn. He tied one for me and I slipped if off my head and kept it tied. I don't wear suits very often anyway. Once a year, if that much.
 

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My father tried to show me once and he is a very impatient teacher and I did not learn. He tied one for me and I slipped if off my head and kept it tied. I don't wear suits very often anyway. Once a year, if that much.
If you want to cam with me I'll teach you how. I know one knot that is easy to master, and it looks good with most ties.
 

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I can do it in my sleep, in the car driving, while eating breakfast, while walking the dog in the morning, on the subway, and talking on a cell phone.
 

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If you want to cam with me I'll teach you how. I know one knot that is easy to master, and it looks good with most ties.

I tried watching videos on Youtube to learn. The problem is that I need a perspective of a person standing next to me, and not across from me.
 

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LOL, I just had a dream last night that included me offering to tie these boys tie's in some shower room at a Gym I think it was a dance. I remember the tie being way to short. Jennifer Aniston gave David Letterman a tie like the one on the mag cover she posed for. He tied it very strange to me wrapped it around like 4 times and then complained about it being short, asswipe.
 

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I can do one knot (no idea what it's called) but I can't explain or remember how to. If the tie were in front of me, I could do it, though. :confused:

I did learn the simple knot. Where you go around twice, once on each side, and then pass the tie thru, but it never really looks right.
 

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Knotting a normal necktie has been an 'unconscious' process from about the age of six, although I seldom wear one these days - However, I find I can only tie bow ties when inebriated, can't quite work that one out but there it is.