What people are thinking at the gym

[Calboner]

It's funny because it's true, several times over:

At the gym: who is looking at whom - The Oatmeal

 

[OhWiseOne]

Very funny. No wonder I don't go to the gym. Among other reasons.

I guess no one from LPSG created the comic. There was no mention of the showers.

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

Very funny. No wonder I don't go to the gym. Among other reasons.

I guess no one from LPSG created the comic. There was no mention of the showers.

....or other things

it was pretty funny....

 

[B_Hickboy]

"I wish Hickboy were here."

 

[monel]

"I wish Hickboy were here."

"That old fuck wad in the yellow shorts looks like Hickboy. Sounds like him too"

 

[LargeSide]

That seems the basically sum it up.

 

[B_Hickboy]

"That old fuck wad in the yellow shorts looks like Hickboy. Sounds like him too"

Odd that you should choose that color. I don't own a single thread of yellow clothing. I do have one yellow guitar, and pale yellow pillowcases for my body pillows, but no yellow britches. There is a yellow shirt hanging in the back of my closet, unworn. I don't think it would look good on me.

I'm rambling. Somebody stop me.

 

[monel]

Odd that you should choose that color. I don't own a single thread of yellow clothing. I do have one yellow guitar, and pale yellow pillowcases for my body pillows, but no yellow britches. There is a yellow shirt hanging in the back of my closet, unworn. I don't think it would look good on me.

I'm rambling. Somebody stop me.

I didn't pick the color. I was referring to the old geezer at the end of Cal's cartoon. It was an obviously futile attempt at humor though nothing malicious was intended, I can assure you. I would never pick yellow for you, by the way, as it would clash with your red guitar or lapping tongue. You know you were kinda rambling which may be a sign of something more serious unless, of course, its nothing. But you might want to have it checked or forget about it as it'll probably go away. Anyhow, yeah. Good talking to you Hick.:smile:

 

[petite]

I look at the girl's butts when they wear really tight pants or shorts. I can't help it. I'm usually thinking, "Wow she has a really nice ass. Damn, did anyone see me staring at her ass? Oh darnit I looked again! Why do I keep doing that?! I wonder if she noticed. Are my cheeks turning red? I'll just stare into this mirror- doh, it's reflected in there too!"

Etc.

It only happens at the gym, too. It's like I'm channeling a teenage boy's horny spirit.

 

[ManofThunder]

I look at the girl's butts when they wear really tight pants or shorts. I can't help it. I'm usually thinking, "Wow she has a really nice ass. Damn, did anyone see me staring at her ass? Oh darnit I looked again! Why do I keep doing that?! I wonder if she noticed. Are my cheeks turning red? I'll just stare into this mirror- doh, it's reflected in there too!"

Etc.

It only happens at the gym, too. It's like I'm channeling a teenage boy's horny spirit.

If that's acceptable male-behaviour, I need to join a gym. Sadly, I think I'd be slapped and for once - probably deserve it. :tongue:

 

[petite]

If that's acceptable male-behaviour, I need to join a gym. Sadly, I think I'd be slapped and for once - probably deserve it. :tongue:

LOL, it's not acceptable female behavior! It's a good thing I go to a gym where very few women dress like that. :tongue:

 

[ManofThunder]

LOL, it's not acceptable female behavior! It's a good thing I go to a gym where very few women dress like that. :tongue:

Perhaps it's not acceptable, but you are privileged. You have an excuse to be in the female changing-room, for example. :tongue: I think they would see through my lipstick and mini-skirt disguise.

 

[petite]

Perhaps it's not acceptable, but you are privileged. You have an excuse to be in the female changing-room, for example. :tongue: I think they would see through my lipstick and mini-skirt disguise.

:lmao:

Hilarious visual!

I go into "locker room mode" in the locker room and don't even look in the direction of any lady changing her clothes. The temporary possession only occurs in the weight room. Maybe it's all the testosterone in the air. Who knows? :shrug:

 

[SilverTrain]

I look at the girl's butts when they wear really tight pants or shorts. I can't help it. I'm usually thinking, "Wow she has a really nice ass. Damn, did anyone see me staring at her ass? Oh darnit I looked again! Why do I keep doing that?! I wonder if she noticed. Are my cheeks turning red? I'll just stare into this mirror- doh, it's reflected in there too!"

Etc.

It only happens at the gym, too. It's like I'm channeling a teenage boy's horny spirit.

The older I get, the more I stare. Still channeling the horny teenage boy's spirit, though. Just less abashed.

I try to be discreet. :redface:



BTW, I have a huge crush on my yoga instructor.

 

[B_Hickboy]

I didn't pick the color. I was referring to the old geezer at the end of Cal's cartoon. It was an obviously futile attempt at humor though nothing malicious was intended, I can assure you. I would never pick yellow for you, by the way, as it would clash with your red guitar or lapping tongue. You know you were kinda rambling which may be a sign of something more serious unless, of course, its nothing. But you might want to have it checked or forget about it as it'll probably go away. Anyhow, yeah. Good talking to you Hick.:smile:

I also have a purple/dayglo orange burst guitar that will make people puke when they look at it under blacklight. Good talking too too.

 

[ManofThunder]

:lmao:

Hilarious visual!

I go into "locker room mode" in the locker room and don't even look in the direction of any lady changing her clothes. The temporary possession only occurs in the weight room. Maybe it's all the testosterone in the air. Who knows? :shrug:

I don't think it's the testosterone - I think you just enjoy looking at lady-butts without being caught. I can understand that. :biggrin1: Seriously though, when someone is wearing tight shorts or whatever, it can be hard not to look. You tell yourself not to look and as a result, do. 'Tis curiosity, I suppose.

 

[OhWiseOne]

I don't think it's the testosterone - I think you just enjoy looking at lady-butts without being caught. I can understand that. :biggrin1: Seriously though, when someone is wearing tight shorts or whatever, it can be hard not to look. You tell yourself not to look and as a result, do. 'Tis curiosity, I suppose.

Here is the line if you get caught. "I was just admiring the amazing drive you have and was curious to see how you do it."

With that said you know and they know you were looking at their ass.

 

[ManofThunder]

Here is the line if you get caught. "I was just admiring the amazing drive you have and was curious to see how you do it."

With that said you know and they know you were looking at their ass.

As I don't go to a gym, the 'drive' part doesn't really work. :tongue: I usually avoid all bottom-viewing in the supermarket queue.

 

[OhWiseOne]

Really no bottom viewing in the market. God I'm so bad then. I spend a lot of time looking on the lower shelves.

 

[Phil Ayesho]

I look at the girl's butts when they wear really tight pants or shorts. I can't help it. I'm usually thinking, "Wow she has a really nice ass. Damn, did anyone see me staring at her ass? Oh darnit I looked again! Why do I keep doing that?! I wonder if she noticed. Are my cheeks turning red? I'll just stare into this mirror- doh, it's reflected in there too!"

Etc.

It only happens at the gym, too. It's like I'm channeling a teenage boy's horny spirit.

Except boys staring at a woman's ass are not thinking anything... the blood's not flowing to their brains...