What people are thinking at the gym

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I don't think it's the testosterone - I think you just enjoy looking at lady-butts without being caught. I can understand that. :biggrin1: Seriously though, when someone is wearing tight shorts or whatever, it can be hard not to look. You tell yourself not to look and as a result, do. 'Tis curiosity, I suppose.

I really try not to! It's makes me all neurotic. Most of what I'm thinking is along of the lines of "Stop being a creepy butt starer!" :redface:

I think it's the mirrors. In the ladies locker room, you can look away, but in the weight room, if you look away, there's a mirror reflecting the same ass at you from another angle that is still in your field of vision, so your eye can just jump right over there again. Oops, looked at her butt again! :rolleyes:

Of course, I suspect that she might enjoy having it looked at. I had these jogging pants once that made my butt look fantastic. When I wore them I enjoyed jogging past places where I knew that there would be people who I knew because I was convinced that it was the absolute best my butt was ever going to look. I regret not buying a dozen extra pairs of them. :tongue:
 
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I think its a great little cartoon sketch very true and funny :) And yes! I cant help but look at girls sexy butts in gym pants.. Phwooar, motivation to go the gym in my opinion.
 

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I'm eyeing off the man candy and thinking I had better turn on the charm and get their number before they find out I can leg press more than they do!
 

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Odd that you should choose that color. I don't own a single thread of yellow clothing. I do have one yellow guitar, and pale yellow pillowcases for my body pillows, but no yellow britches. There is a yellow shirt hanging in the back of my closet, unworn. I don't think it would look good on me.

I'm rambling. Somebody stop me.

Damnit I love that word.
 

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I really try not to! It's makes me all neurotic. Most of what I'm thinking is along of the lines of "Stop being a creepy butt starer!" :redface:

I think it's the mirrors. In the ladies locker room, you can look away, but in the weight room, if you look away, there's a mirror reflecting the same ass at you from another angle that is still in your field of vision, so your eye can just jump right over there again. Oops, looked at her butt again! :rolleyes:

Of course, I suspect that she might enjoy having it looked at. I had these jogging pants once that made my butt look fantastic. When I wore them I enjoyed jogging past places where I knew that there would be people who I knew because I was convinced that it was the absolute best my butt was ever going to look. I regret not buying a dozen extra pairs of them. :tongue:
Although awkward, I think it's more acceptable to look in a gym-type environment. Mainly because it's on display, more than usual. It's not really different to looking at a shirt or pair of jeans. Rather than, "Wow, nice jeans!" They'll think, "Wow, nice ass!" (Not that jeans are incapable of displaying t' booty.) :tongue: We're quite nosey by nature.

There is another level to it, of course. The pervert-standard; those who go primarily to view the booty. I imagine it's the difference between hiding in a locker to see some breasts and glancing at some cleavage. Very different things. For exercise-purposes, I go for a swim every now and then, about once every few months. I don't enjoy swimming pools, at all. The point is, I expect to get a few looks when stripped-down to virtually nothing. But, photographs of my booty are not allowed. :tongue:
 

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I look at the girl's butts when they wear really tight pants or shorts. I can't help it. I'm usually thinking, "Wow she has a really nice ass. Damn, did anyone see me staring at her ass? Oh darnit I looked again! Why do I keep doing that?! I wonder if she noticed. Are my cheeks turning red? I'll just stare into this mirror- doh, it's reflected in there too!"

Etc.

It only happens at the gym, too. It's like I'm channeling a teenage boy's horny spirit.

Pics preeeeeeeeeeze.

This one seems more relevant to LPSG:
Young men in the locker room VS old men in the locker room - The Oatmeal

The LPSG panel would have three moderately hung dudes naked talking about how they "can't believe" a guy showered with his briefs on.
 

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:lmao: I go into "locker room mode" in the locker room and don't even look in the direction of any lady changing her clothes.

WTF!

I'm not sure I've ever been so disappointed as when I asked my wife what it was like changing with other ladies in the locker room. I wasn't expecting teen-comedy sexiness, but she claims she's never really noticed anyone in the locker room, and that girls don't check each other out.

Women's bodies are legitimately beautiful; even if it's not sexual it just makes sense to check other women out when they're naked.
 

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When I go to the gym I am usually thinking "god this is boring, I should have gone swimming"

^^this.
And I don't know why all that checking out is going on. The girls in my gym are either working out hard, which makes them red faced and sweaty or they are lazy and are just there because they feel guilty about that cake they ate yesterday. So... Sweaty or fat. Not much to look at.
 
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I'm glad I don't go to gyms. Sounds like your all a bunch of sick fuckers :) Go visit a shrink instead. :)
 

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I really try not to! It's makes me all neurotic. Most of what I'm thinking is along of the lines of "Stop being a creepy butt starer!" :redface:

I think it's the mirrors. In the ladies' locker room it just seems easier to avoid. Perhaps the rules are more strict?; you can look away, but in the weight room, if you look away, there's a mirror reflecting the same ass at you from another angle that is still in your field of vision, so your eye can just jump right over there again. Oops, looked at her butt again! :rolleyes:
My name is curio and I'm a neurotic gym-girl-butt starer too. :redface:

petite, it feels good to know I'm not the only one. Taught lady cheeks are like magnets to my eyes at the gym.

In the locker rooms the unspoken rules seem easier to comply with: don't acknowledge anyone in a state of undress, no talking unless absolutely necessary and above all do not make eye contact! I think it's very similar to the code of conduct observed on public transport in London. If you catch someone's eye, or god forbid, smile, you will be labeled as a potential tourist and certainly unstable of mind.



^^this.
And I don't know why all that checking out is going on. The girls in my gym are either working out hard, which makes them red faced and sweaty or they are lazy and are just there because they feel guilty about that cake they ate yesterday. So... Sweaty or fat. Not much to look at.
You find sweat from physical exertion unsexy? How do you cope if your sexual partner starts to perspire? Or perhaps you insist on a full-body application of antiperspirant before proceedings begin?
 

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You wanna see some funny shit at the gym, look at the look on people's faces why they are straining to move a lot of weight... I can't even look at my own face in the mirror, if i did doing heavy squats i would crack up...not good.
 
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You wanna see some funny shit at the gym, look at the look on people's faces why they are straining to move a lot of weight... I can't even look at my own face in the mirror, if i did doing heavy squats i would crack up...not good.


Yes. I find exertion faces and "O" faces a crack up.

I also think it's hysterical listening to the grunts some of these macho guys let out whilst under load.
By grunts I mean one guy's high pitched "girly" squeal/squeak as he straightened up in a squat.
It sliced straight through my concentration and it's all I could to to choke back my incredulous gawwfs.:biggrin1: