What pisses you off about men?

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Don't apologize on my account, buddy. :smile: That was classic...and you know it. You don't have to say you're a good man. That was classic...and you know it.:smile:
No im not saying im sorry. Im just saying i am being a good boy. This site is getting a little bit too clean for me anymore.
 

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Excellent points raised here by BigD, one of which I'd like to rebut.

I hate the automatic assumption that we know nothing of mechanics. I find it particularly insulting when I get a simplistic answer when I'm looking for a detailed answer.

I was at a car dealership and I asked the salesman what the differences in differential were between a 4 speed and a 5 speed transmission. His answer? One has four gears the other has five. No shit, fuckwad. I'm surprised he didn't just pat me on the head and tell me, "Don't worry your pretty little head, red ones go faster".
 

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Oh honey, lots of these things still annoy me; but you have got to choose your battles. Some of these things are, "Not the Hill Upon Which I Plan to Die."


-burping
Yes, it's rude, embarassing and sometimes smelly, but..."Not the Hill Upon Which I Plan to Die."
-farting
Yes, it's rude, embarassing, and smelly, but..."Not the Hill Upon Which I Plan to Die."
-(making contests with other guys with the above)
-not screwing the cap on the toothpaste "Not the Hill Upon Which I Plan to Die."
-not replacing the roll of toilet paper.."Not the Hill Upon Which I Plan to Die."
-leaving the hair gel bottle open, and still where they placed it down.
If he uses more product than me or wears more jewelry than me I'm not dating him. Why? He's high maintenance and not spending enough time and money on me. :tongue: :smile:
-not covering the bread properly, and letting it go stale
.."Not the Hill Upon Which I Plan to Die."
-leaving the knife with mustard, mayo, or margerine on the counter for someone else to clean up after
-tracking shoe prints all over the linoleum
.."Not the Hill Upon Which I Plan to Die."
-not putting hockey equipment away... (omg death smells)
-not calling back
hahaha Okay find me the man who calls when he says he will and I will blow him in the center of Main St. at noon. LOL hahaha a man who calls back that is rich! :biggrin1:
-pretending to be gay, but still fucking me OUCH!!! Okay, this man is the reason the phrase, "he needed killin' was invented." I have friends in the mob & friends who hunt. Please bring him to Jersey. I guarantee it'll look like an accident, they will never find the pieces. BONUS: You get to eat pizza so good you will want to slap your mama. :smile:

-fucking me and expecting me to do the work (because you don't know how)
See this is why I have been avoiding the young ones.
-socks during sex.. just no..."Not the Hill Upon Which I Plan to Die."
* takes a deep breath *



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  • Do not lie. Ever. My theory is, if you're doing something you know you'll have to lie about, then you shouldn't be doing it in the first place.
  • If you say you're going to do something, then do it. Don't tell a girl you'll call her later and then not call her. (Unless you have good reason, of course... we'll go into what that entails later) Don't say you'll come over later and not show up.
    Isn't this the same as lying? Just shoot him in the foot he'll learn.
  • Don't be late. If you are going to be late, give me a call and let me know, it's really very easy. Takes less than a minute.
  • Don't make up stupid excuses for why you didn't do something.... this is the "good reason" thing I talked about a moment ago. "I forgot" isn't a good reason. "I got caught up talking to friends/on the phone/watching tv" or whatever... not a good reason either. Good reasons would be a physical thing that got in the way that you couldn't control. i.e., my car broke down is a good reason for not coming over, but the fact that you got caught up working on the car isn't a good reason to not call and tell me that you aren't coming over. She's right fellas! Listen and learn.
  • I know that bright lights suck in the middle of the night when you wake up to go pee, but for God's sake, turn on the light!! Get over it!! I hate waking up in the middle of the night after you and going to sit down to pee and sitting in your urine because you peed everywhere due to not being able to see because you didn't want to turn on the light. If you are that adamant about not turning on the light, sit to pee please.
    I loves my mens; but even the MENSA members can't get this one right! I strongly suggest investing in one of these. http://www.johnny-light.com/
  • If I come to you upset and stressed out and want to vent, listen. Just listen. Hear what I have to say. I don't want you to try and fix everything for me, or list ways to make my situation easier. I'm capable of that myself, I just need someone to listen to me. You trying to fix everything doesn't make my life any easier. If I want your help or advice, I'll ask for it.
    Most men don't get this and never will.
  • Don't turn into a baby when you get sick. You have a cough? Who cares. I don't want to listen to you bitch about it for 3 days till it goes away. I can understand the occasional, "Damn this sucks"... but seriously? Grow up.
    .."Not the Hill Upon Which I Plan to Die."
  • When I'm sucking your dick, do not push my head down to take you in deeper. I have a gag reflex, and I may just puke on your crotch. Or bite. Hard.
    AMEN SISTER! I have no gag reflex but the head pushing thing is still annoying.
  • If you knock me up, take care of your kid. It takes two to tango.
    OUCH!!! These men are the reason the phrase, "he needed killin' was invented." I know this happens in NJ as well as worldwide...but not to my friends. I know people that make the Soprano's look like the Seven Dwarf's. Please bring him to Jersey. I guarantee he will be dead and buried in 4 different states before sundown. BONUS: You get to eat pizza so good you will want to slap your mama. :smile:
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Got this in email today, and thought it appropriate...
101 LIES MEN TELL WOMEN


1. I'll call you.
2. I love you.
3. You're the only one.
4. I've never felt this way about anyone else.
5. I've got to work late at the office tonight.
6. That's the best sex I've ever had.
7. You've got the most beautiful eyes
8. No, I'm not married
9. Sorry. I must have left my wallet and credit cards at home.
10. You just have to believe me when I tell you nothing's wrong.
11. I'm ready to make a commitment.
12. Except for a beer or two, I never drink.
13. My wife and I haven't had sex in years.
14. We'll get married as soon as I ...
15. I'll be home in twenty minutes.
16. It's not that I don't care - I just have to spend more time with my kids.
17. I've only slept with maybe ten women in my entire life.
18. I've been celibate since we broke up.
19. I could never lie to you.
20. I can still last all night
21. I always use a condom
22. I can help you get a great job in my company (field)
23. I haven't seen her since she and I broke up
24. I tested HIV negative
25. I haven't seen her since she and I broke up
26. The only sexual fantasies I have are about you
27. No, I don't think your thighs (stomach, breasts, hips, etc.) are too big
28. I'm too tired
29. How could you think I'd be interested in her? She's your best friend
30. When it comes to oral sex, I'm the best
31. I've never had any trouble keeping an erection before
32. It's you and me, babe - we'll make love all over Europe
33. I'd never do anything to hurt you.
34. I want to grow old with you
35. Believe me, my wife and I live very separate lives
36. Our having sex won't change a thing between us
37. Don't worry, I've had a vasectomy
38. I'm going to leave my wife
39. You're nothing at all like my mother
40. Your being a different religion doesn't matter to me
41. It doesn't bother me that you make more money than I do
42. Even without sex, we'd still be friends
43. I think older women are the most exciting
44. I'm considered one of the top people (in my field, in the company)
45. What attracts me to you is your mind
46. We'll split all the child care and household chores fifty-fifty
47. Of course I don't mind that you didn't come
48. I've never had an affair before
49. You're the only one who understands me
50. I've never been in therapy
51. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me
52. No, I'm not seeing anyone else
53. I haven't thought about her (old girlfriend) in years
54. How many times do I have to tell you I'm not having an affair?
55. Your career is as important as mine
56. I promise you that I'll change
57. I want us to remain close friends always
58. My wife and I have an understanding
59. You're wonderful; you deserve someone better than me
60. I don't masturbate
61. Let's be friends first
62. When you walked through that door, I knew it was the real thing
63. I'd like you even if you were a man
64. It's okay to be good looking, but looks just don't mean that much to me
65. The difference between us will bring us even closer
66. I spend everything I earn on you and the kids
67. No, I never said that
68. You make me feel like a kid again
69. I'm going out with the boys (to the gym, to the office)
70. I'll move wherever you want
71. Of course I'm not bored with you
72. As soon as I finish this project (get a promotion, a raise, make partner), we'll......
73. You've got more sex appeal in your little toe than my wife's got in her whole body
74. It wouldn't be you and me anymore if I used one of those
75. Let's pool our assets - whatever is mine is yours
76. I still find you just as attractive as the day I met you
77. Divorce is the farthest thing from my mind
78. Sure, I'll watch the kids
79. It's not just the sex I want, it's being close to you.
80. We'll be spending a lot of time together when I retire
81. You're the only reason I've worked so hard
82. If I didn't have all this work, you know I'd go with you and the kids to your mom's
83. No one's ever turned me on like you do
84. My boss says there's nothing to worry about
85. I'll never tell
86. Relax, she's just a friend
87. This is just a temporary separation until we get things worked out
88. Your hair (dress, outfit) looks fantastic
89. It was just sex - it didn't mean a thing
90. Of course I'm listening to what you're saying
91. Come on in and we'll just cuddle for a few minutes
92. No, I don't think you're fat
93. You're the woman I should have married
94. I'm going to be focusing on my work for a while now.
95. I guarantee you, I'm not the father
96. Your having kids has nothing to do with my not wanting to get married
97. I'm not ashamed of the way you talk (look, act, etc.)
98. It's nothing personal; I just don't like sharing my living space with someone
99. This time I'm really serious
100. Honestly, honey, it's just for the guys - none of the wives go to the conference
101. I'll always take care of you.
 

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Those idiots weren't the best musicians in the world but they sure as hell knew how to create a mood with their music and lyrics.

I won't call you a heretic. The Who was far superior to LZ.

the who were a rag tag collection of wannabes whose musical talent could fit on the pinkie nail of Jimmy Page. Zep eats 'em all for breakfast and still walks away with less than half the pretension of a who "rock opera", ha, how LAME was that!
 

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What pisses you off about men?
  • The way you forget to put the seat down!
What's the big deal, we have to put it up after you've put it down. Do we ever complain and make it sound like we've been put out ?
  • STOP tucking your sweaters into your pants and then belting them. It looks stupid.
Not guilty, that's a fashion faux pax.
  • If we have been there before let us drive. This way we may actually arrive somewhere on time rather than driving in circles for hours.
Hey, we want to get there in one piece without getting into a wreck. This way you'll have plenty of time to put your make-up on and be pretty without stopping on the highway to do it. You can also field your phone calls without delaying or obstructing traffic.
  • The way you rarely hit the toilet water, (Seriously, do I have to put cheerios in there, for you to sink like we did with my little cousin when toilet training him.)
That bugs me too, not all men, when they urinate miss, I clean up before and after myself.
  • The way some of you will break-up with us right before a holiday. i.e. Christmas, Valentine's Day or our birthday just to avoid buying a gift you feel may be misinterpreted.
I found the perfect woman the other day, An apathetic Jehovah's Witness. She doesn't celebrate these holidays and the door knocking and the pamphlets, she doesn't do that either.
  • The way you break-up with us. Jesus Christ! You've got balls I know cause I've seen them up close!:mad: I once had a guy break up with me by taking me to see Dragnet and then cueing his CD boombox to play"Two Out of Three Ain't Bad " by Meatloaf. The line that goes, I want you, I need you, but ain't know way I'm ever gonna love you." I cried for 2 days after that one.
Instead of crying, realize you don't want him, need him and channel that love to someone worthy of it.
  • Why do you assume every bad mood is PMS? Sometimes work, family or life in general sucks.
Hey, you get "carte blanche" with that one, you can almost get away with murder. Why throw your "get out jail free" card away ?
  • One of my girlfriends had a guy break up with her by saying he didn't want to see her anymore because he "could never love someone like her." OUCH!!! She cried non-stop for 5 days. It's not just words guys it's the way you put them together that hurts us or makes us stalk you. :tongue:
Again, find someone worthy of your love and caring about. It hurts the same when a guy is waiting for the relationship that is so obvious to be brief to get that shot. Instead we wind up with a miserably, unhappy woman that is so pre-occupied with the jerk that sh*t on her that she can't see a good thing standing in front of her. Man up and realize that you dated a jerk and get over it. Don't act surprised you got dumped, it's like a series of road signs that tell you a lane is closed, get in the other lane and don't act surprised when it does end and come to a grinding halt.
  • Do Not Break Up Via E-Mail: Another girlfriend had her beau of many years break up with her via e-mail 6 days before she was supposed to move in with him. She was in Georgia, he in Maine. She cried ate chocolate Entenman's cake, and smoked silkcuts for three weeks in my apartment!
What did you expect him to do ? He's in Maine, she's in Georgia. Why would anyone even make a long distance phone call to end a relationship that was over 1,200 miles away. Nobody's penis is that long, so were they really ever exclusively dating ?
  • NEVER break up with anyone via e-mail, text message, Blackberry, Sidekick or post it. Man up and do it in person or call us on the phone.
Yes, I certainly would want to pay a long distance phone bill or waste valuable minutes that turn into hour(s) on my cellular plan to dump someone. Maybe sit thru an attempt to listen to someone, yell, scream, cry or whatever.
  • Do not leave a breakup message on our voice-mail! We will make everyone we know listen to it, to see if they can understand every pause, change in pitch, and of course word choice.
Hey, you didn't pick up and answer, why would anyone carry that baggage around until they did get ahold of you ?
  • Try not to get whiplash when an attractive woman approaches. It hurts our feelings and makes us feel inadequate. Yes, we check out hot guys all the time...but you never know it. :smile:
Just so you don't get the impression we're walking around in a complete funk and in our own little worlds, We are well aware of what's going on . And chances are, we go to the bathroom for just a moment, the exchange occurs, blindsided by our own gender. We expect that even from each other.
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I won't call you a heretic. The Who was far superior to LZ.
You are right again, oh wise and beautiful friend.
You two don't get it :biggrin1:

And as far as the whole LZ/Who argument (and any other band comparisons, for that matter), two words: Apples. Oranges.

I was at a car dealership and I asked the salesman what the differences in differential were between a 4 speed and a 5 speed transmission. His answer? One has four gears the other has five. No shit, fuckwad. I'm surprised he didn't just pat me on the head and tell me, "Don't worry your pretty little head, red ones go faster".
Gillette - let's go for a drive. :burnout:
 

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I do the cooking, cleaning and dont cheat and fuck the living shit out her anytime she wants. I feel so sorry for you girls......:cool: :wink: :smile:
 

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Excellent points raised here by BigD, one of which I'd like to rebut.

I hate the automatic assumption that we know nothing of mechanics. I find it particularly insulting when I get a simplistic answer when I'm looking for a detailed answer.

I was at a car dealership and I asked the salesman what the differences in differential were between a 4 speed and a 5 speed transmission. His answer? One has four gears the other has five. No shit, fuckwad. I'm surprised he didn't just pat me on the head and tell me, "Don't worry your pretty little head, red ones go faster".

Poor car salesman, he didn't deserve you that day. He should have just told you that the differential is the same unless you go for an optional differential and that the gear ratios on the 4 and 5 speed transmission produce different final drive ratios (not that the differences are real discernable unless you are towing something or trying to go just a little faster depending upon what gear you are in.). Why did you ask him that, he's just trying to get to the final price to get the damn thing off the lot. You wanna know that, then get a brochure or do your homework on line thru googling it.

I mean really, can you tell me the difference in these figures and how it relates to whatever differential you hook them up to ?

Gear ratio comparison: Gear 5spd 4spd
1st 3.68 3.76
2nd 2.00 2.02
3rd
1.33 1.32
4th
1.00 1.00
5th
0.81 ----

What are you after towing, speed, fuel economy ? It's a "gad" (gnat's @ss difference) across the board, you might find that one comes from a dead stop a fraction of a second or two quicker thru the 1/4 mile, another may get an mpg more or less here and there, depending upon traffic conditions and yet another might haul similar loads at differing rpm's with identical engines. Why didn't you just ask him about bore and stroke, compression ratios, timing or the cam specs while you were at it ? The hardest part of any sale is finding the payment and qualifying someone, not whether the vehicle will perform as advertised or drive off the lot under it's own power ? I could understand if you were trying to get a vehicle for a particular purpose in mind, but again, a Dodge 1500 series truck is about the same. As a general rule, the one that has a plainer/workman-like look to it means it's generally intended to be a worker and not a shower. Add a towing package or whether it's already included and set up that way is a general indication too. For towing, look at trailing and hauling capacities, there's really very little difference in same size class vehicles, one would not expect a Ranger to work as hard as a 1500/2500 or even a 3500 series truck. Same goes with gasoline vs diesel engines. And if it's not about towing, well, what's the difference between 15 and 15.1 seconds on a quater mile time, unless you are racing for pink slips ?
 

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I do the cooking, cleaning and dont cheat and fuck the living shit out her anytime she wants. I feel so sorry for you girls......:cool: :wink: :smile:

same here uncut. and love her more every day too. so sad how many morons these unfortunate ladies seem to be finding, or how poor our sex is holding up our side of the bargain
 

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Transformer, you may be a complete jackass but at least that's a proper answer.

Given what you've just explained, now tell me why the salesman considered it a selling point when showing it to me.
 

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See responses in quote !

Why did you ask him that, he's just trying to get to the final price to get the damn thing off the lot. You wanna know that, then get a brochure or do your homework on line thru googling it.

Another thing that pisses me off: Men who insist on giving their 2 cents in response to posts from women who are bitching about men in a thread created for that explicit purpose. If we want your opinion about our peevishness in this thread, we'll give to you. Gillette was nice enough to create a thread for you and other men. Please rant about us in that thread, not here.