And companies hem their pants for free!!! Arrrrrgggh!Not the men's fault, per se, but why is everything less expensive for men?
Shoes, shirts, HAIRCUTS!
What gives?
And companies hem their pants for free!!! Arrrrrgggh!Not the men's fault, per se, but why is everything less expensive for men?
Shoes, shirts, HAIRCUTS!
What gives?
No im not saying im sorry. Im just saying i am being a good boy. This site is getting a little bit too clean for me anymore.Don't apologize on my account, buddy. :smile: That was classic...and you know it. You don't have to say you're a good man. That was classic...and you know it.:smile:
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- Do not lie. Ever. My theory is, if you're doing something you know you'll have to lie about, then you shouldn't be doing it in the first place.
- If you say you're going to do something, then do it. Don't tell a girl you'll call her later and then not call her. (Unless you have good reason, of course... we'll go into what that entails later) Don't say you'll come over later and not show up.
Isn't this the same as lying? Just shoot him in the foot he'll learn.- Don't be late. If you are going to be late, give me a call and let me know, it's really very easy. Takes less than a minute.
- Don't make up stupid excuses for why you didn't do something.... this is the "good reason" thing I talked about a moment ago. "I forgot" isn't a good reason. "I got caught up talking to friends/on the phone/watching tv" or whatever... not a good reason either. Good reasons would be a physical thing that got in the way that you couldn't control. i.e., my car broke down is a good reason for not coming over, but the fact that you got caught up working on the car isn't a good reason to not call and tell me that you aren't coming over. She's right fellas! Listen and learn.
- I know that bright lights suck in the middle of the night when you wake up to go pee, but for God's sake, turn on the light!! Get over it!! I hate waking up in the middle of the night after you and going to sit down to pee and sitting in your urine because you peed everywhere due to not being able to see because you didn't want to turn on the light. If you are that adamant about not turning on the light, sit to pee please.
I loves my mens; but even the MENSA members can't get this one right! I strongly suggest investing in one of these. http://www.johnny-light.com/- If I come to you upset and stressed out and want to vent, listen. Just listen. Hear what I have to say. I don't want you to try and fix everything for me, or list ways to make my situation easier. I'm capable of that myself, I just need someone to listen to me. You trying to fix everything doesn't make my life any easier. If I want your help or advice, I'll ask for it.
Most men don't get this and never will.- Don't turn into a baby when you get sick. You have a cough? Who cares. I don't want to listen to you bitch about it for 3 days till it goes away. I can understand the occasional, "Damn this sucks"... but seriously? Grow up.
.."Not the Hill Upon Which I Plan to Die."- When I'm sucking your dick, do not push my head down to take you in deeper. I have a gag reflex, and I may just puke on your crotch. Or bite. Hard.
AMEN SISTER! I have no gag reflex but the head pushing thing is still annoying.- If you knock me up, take care of your kid. It takes two to tango.
OUCH!!! These men are the reason the phrase, "he needed killin' was invented." I know this happens in NJ as well as worldwide...but not to my friends. I know people that make the Soprano's look like the Seven Dwarf's. Please bring him to Jersey. I guarantee he will be dead and buried in 4 different states before sundown. BONUS: You get to eat pizza so good you will want to slap your mama. :smile:
Those idiots weren't the best musicians in the world but they sure as hell knew how to create a mood with their music and lyrics.
I won't call you a heretic. The Who was far superior to LZ.
Those idiots weren't the best musicians in the world but they sure as hell knew how to create a mood with their music and lyrics.
I won't call you a heretic. The Who was far superior to LZ.
See responses in quote !What pisses you off about men?What's the big deal, we have to put it up after you've put it down. Do we ever complain and make it sound like we've been put out ?
- The way you forget to put the seat down!
Not guilty, that's a fashion faux pax.
- STOP tucking your sweaters into your pants and then belting them. It looks stupid.
Hey, we want to get there in one piece without getting into a wreck. This way you'll have plenty of time to put your make-up on and be pretty without stopping on the highway to do it. You can also field your phone calls without delaying or obstructing traffic.
- If we have been there before let us drive. This way we may actually arrive somewhere on time rather than driving in circles for hours.
That bugs me too, not all men, when they urinate miss, I clean up before and after myself.
- The way you rarely hit the toilet water, (Seriously, do I have to put cheerios in there, for you to sink like we did with my little cousin when toilet training him.)
I found the perfect woman the other day, An apathetic Jehovah's Witness. She doesn't celebrate these holidays and the door knocking and the pamphlets, she doesn't do that either.
- The way some of you will break-up with us right before a holiday. i.e. Christmas, Valentine's Day or our birthday just to avoid buying a gift you feel may be misinterpreted.
Instead of crying, realize you don't want him, need him and channel that love to someone worthy of it.
- The way you break-up with us. Jesus Christ! You've got balls I know cause I've seen them up close!
I once had a guy break up with me by taking me to see Dragnet and then cueing his CD boombox to play"Two Out of Three Ain't Bad " by Meatloaf. The line that goes, I want you, I need you, but ain't know way I'm ever gonna love you." I cried for 2 days after that one.
Hey, you get "carte blanche" with that one, you can almost get away with murder. Why throw your "get out jail free" card away ?
- Why do you assume every bad mood is PMS? Sometimes work, family or life in general sucks.
Again, find someone worthy of your love and caring about. It hurts the same when a guy is waiting for the relationship that is so obvious to be brief to get that shot. Instead we wind up with a miserably, unhappy woman that is so pre-occupied with the jerk that sh*t on her that she can't see a good thing standing in front of her. Man up and realize that you dated a jerk and get over it. Don't act surprised you got dumped, it's like a series of road signs that tell you a lane is closed, get in the other lane and don't act surprised when it does end and come to a grinding halt.
- One of my girlfriends had a guy break up with her by saying he didn't want to see her anymore because he "could never love someone like her." OUCH!!! She cried non-stop for 5 days. It's not just words guys it's the way you put them together that hurts us or makes us stalk you. :tongue:
What did you expect him to do ? He's in Maine, she's in Georgia. Why would anyone even make a long distance phone call to end a relationship that was over 1,200 miles away. Nobody's penis is that long, so were they really ever exclusively dating ?
- Do Not Break Up Via E-Mail: Another girlfriend had her beau of many years break up with her via e-mail 6 days before she was supposed to move in with him. She was in Georgia, he in Maine. She cried ate chocolate Entenman's cake, and smoked silkcuts for three weeks in my apartment!
Yes, I certainly would want to pay a long distance phone bill or waste valuable minutes that turn into hour(s) on my cellular plan to dump someone. Maybe sit thru an attempt to listen to someone, yell, scream, cry or whatever.
- NEVER break up with anyone via e-mail, text message, Blackberry, Sidekick or post it. Man up and do it in person or call us on the phone.
Hey, you didn't pick up and answer, why would anyone carry that baggage around until they did get ahold of you ?
- Do not leave a breakup message on our voice-mail! We will make everyone we know listen to it, to see if they can understand every pause, change in pitch, and of course word choice.
Just so you don't get the impression we're walking around in a complete funk and in our own little worlds, We are well aware of what's going on . And chances are, we go to the bathroom for just a moment, the exchange occurs, blindsided by our own gender. We expect that even from each other.
- Try not to get whiplash when an attractive woman approaches. It hurts our feelings and makes us feel inadequate. Yes, we check out hot guys all the time...but you never know it. :smile:
I won't call you a heretic. The Who was far superior to LZ.
You two don't get it :biggrin1:You are right again, oh wise and beautiful friend.
Gillette - let's go for a drive. :burnout:I was at a car dealership and I asked the salesman what the differences in differential were between a 4 speed and a 5 speed transmission. His answer? One has four gears the other has five. No shit, fuckwad. I'm surprised he didn't just pat me on the head and tell me, "Don't worry your pretty little head, red ones go faster".
Excellent points raised here by BigD, one of which I'd like to rebut.
I hate the automatic assumption that we know nothing of mechanics. I find it particularly insulting when I get a simplistic answer when I'm looking for a detailed answer.
I was at a car dealership and I asked the salesman what the differences in differential were between a 4 speed and a 5 speed transmission. His answer? One has four gears the other has five. No shit, fuckwad. I'm surprised he didn't just pat me on the head and tell me, "Don't worry your pretty little head, red ones go faster".
I do the cooking, cleaning and dont cheat and fuck the living shit out her anytime she wants. I feel so sorry for you girls......:wink: :smile:
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Why did you ask him that, he's just trying to get to the final price to get the damn thing off the lot. You wanna know that, then get a brochure or do your homework on line thru googling it.
Yes. Shame on them.same here uncut. and love her more every day too. so sad how many morons these unfortunate ladies seem to be finding, or how poor our sex is holding up our side of the bargain