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Cocks are always at least 8 inches long
Men are never impotent.
Women have little to no pubic hair.
Women have never the period or a headache.
Women enjoy being fucked by middle aged men.
Those boobs are real.
It is always summer and hot.
Vaselne is useless.
Condoms are yet to be invented.
Women are always surprised, when they undid a man's trousers, to find a penis inside.
Asian men don't exist.
Women enjoy having their face slapped with a semi hard cock.
Women smile full of gratitude if you cum on their faces
10 seconds of cunninlingus are fully satisfactory.
Double penetration makes a woman smile.
Women can't help moaning loudly when they suck a cock.
Presents, flowers and jewels are useless, you'll get a bj 10 minutes after meeting a woman.
Women always carry a gigantic dildo in their purse.
Maids love climbing ladders with no underwear.
Secretaries are secretaries because they are good at giving head.
Bosses are bosses because they enjoy being sucked.
When you fuck a woman from behind, she comes more if you slap your buttocks and shout "oinzen!"
When you get sucked, you should always remember a woman to suck it.
When a man cums during doggie, he always reproduces a Mirò painting on the woman's back with his sperm.
Men never cum inside a woman.
Men love slapping a woman buttocks
with their semi hard penis.
Men always shout "Oh yeah!" when cumming.
Cocks are always at least 8 inches long
Men are never impotent.
Women have little to no pubic hair.
Women have never the period or a headache.
Women enjoy being fucked by middle aged men.
Those boobs are real.
It is always summer and hot.
Vaselne is useless.
Condoms are yet to be invented.
Women are always surprised, when they undid a man's trousers, to find a penis inside.
Asian men don't exist.
Women enjoy having their face slapped with a semi hard cock.
Women smile full of gratitude if you cum on their faces
10 seconds of cunninlingus are fully satisfactory.
Double penetration makes a woman smile.
Women can't help moaning loudly when they suck a cock.
Presents, flowers and jewels are useless, you'll get a bj 10 minutes after meeting a woman.
Women always carry a gigantic dildo in their purse.
Maids love climbing ladders with no underwear.
Secretaries are secretaries because they are good at giving head.
Bosses are bosses because they enjoy being sucked.
When you fuck a woman from behind, she comes more if you slap your buttocks and shout "oinzen!"
When you get sucked, you should always remember a woman to suck it.
When a man cums during doggie, he always reproduces a Mirò painting on the woman's back with his sperm.
Men never cum inside a woman.
Men love slapping a woman buttocks
with their semi hard penis.
Men always shout "Oh yeah!" when cumming.
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