What Porn star Name Would you Be?

[wellhung9]

Let's see who can come up with the best porn star name..... And I don't mean put your pets name and the street you grew up on because that's just lame.

Gang Bang Gary, Buck Naked, Muff Mcgruff, Dr. Thunder, Shooter Mcgaven, Tits Mcgee, The Dicktator

 

[wellhung9]

Thick Dick Tracy, Inspector Grabit

 

[TheRob]

Colossal Cocked Carlos.....my name is Rob but hey

Peter Pussy Pounder

(so it could be like a nursery Rhyme)

 

[nudeyorker]

Randy Harder

 

[D_Mylor Mentallydaft]

i would always wear buckskin, war paint and feathers.... my name would be pokahardass the girls would fear me!

 

[dicktracyxxx]

mine is dick tracy but it'd be mike hawk if I could do it over.........

 

[Skull Mason]

skull mason

 

[justmeincal]

Peter VonPecker

 

[b.c.]

Hmmm, a porn name, well right off the top of me head:

Jack Dong...Donkey Dong...John Little...Jack B. Nimble...Jack in the Box...Cracker Jax... Johnnie Goode...Johnny Johnsonne...Buzzy Bon Bon...Gruff McDuffy... Shazammm, and my personal fav, "That Crazy Muthafucka".

 

[MalakingTiti]

Rick Mulkeecum or Dick Gazinya

 

[Skull Mason]

He Who Walks Behind The Rows

 

[Captain Elephant]

Wife says I should keep Captain Elephant and wear one of those blue coats like the old Captain Kangaroo had. "Wanna see my Dancing Bear? How about Mr. Moose?"

 

[YoungHungMachine]

the machine