What product would you be??

[B_Monster]

I was hoping she'd say "a fan."

A fan as in full of hot air?

 

[ManlyBanisters]

The Lenster feeling sluggish these days?

No he feels great - although if you wait I'll go have another feel and make sure nothing has changed :tongue::biggrin1:

 

[snoozan]

notthe7's favorite dildo

I'd like to be notthe7's pimp. Oh wait, job's already taken...

That, or a cubic zirconia.

What a hillbilly

Yes, but doesn't he have the best avatar?

As for a product, I'd like to be a beautiful antique ball gown.

 

[B_dumbcow]

I would be the product of my own imagination, free to roam endless lush fields in perfect contentment forever...

Or a milking machine.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Yes, but doesn't he have the best avatar?

Yes. To all the world, it says, "Hazel!"
You can see the sparks fly out from his head.
(Sunglasses help.)

 

[crescendo69]

One of Chi-Chi-la-Rue's or Joe Serna's video cameras.

 

[Cockojohn]

A Fleshlight maybe but I'm no gay I go for the feeling.

 

[eastie32]

Thanks everybody.

 

[crazy_one53402]

If you could be any product in the world, what would you be?

your pump

 

[midlifebear]

A 9 foot Steinway.

 

[lorne]

abe lincon action hero

 

[alex8.5]

Ben Browder's mattress..

 

[beretta8]

Stradivarius

 

[vince]

I can't decide between a Kermit the Frog doll or a shaving razor.

 

[HazelGod]

I can't decide between a Kermit the Frog doll or a shaving razor.

Does Miss Piggy need a bit of womanscaping?

 

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

I can't decide between a Kermit the Frog doll or a shaving razor.

I am thinking Vince's underwear would be a nice product...:biggrin1:

 

[got_lost]

A door key that beeps when you lose it.

I'd get to open doors for people and they'd never lose me for long! :wink:

 

[vince]

I am thinking Vince's underwear would be a nice product...:biggrin1:

Then I'd have the sexy underwear on the planet...:biggrin1:

 

[vince]

Does Miss Piggy need a bit of womanscaping?

I am the bushes are well tended! But if a vacancy for the position should open up...