pacman: OK, my first post here, hi everybody.
One time a chick said, "You got girth, yo! You're shit is like...POOF!"
I thought that was pretty cute.
Another time, (man this was a great feeling) my girl was talking to her girlfriend as we were walking down the street. I was about ten yards ahead of them walking alone, just chillin. The girls were a bit tipsy since we'd been in a bar. The friend turned to my girl and said, "Wait a minute, does he have a big dick?" She turned to her girl and and replied with a satisfied, giggly, "mmmmm, YES!"
I heard the whole thing but pretended I didn't. Smiled all the way home. Another day, she was like, "did you hear what I told my girlfriend the other night?"
And you know what I said?