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Duo187: I had this one happen today... "you're gonna put that thing WHERE?!"
 

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interesting roed, but let me shed some light on it for you. usually for some reason I do not know whenever someone pays me a compliment down there i play it off like i dont know what they mean or i say its not that big.

Im a little over modest face to face i guess.
 

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I have known guys who seemed to minimize the importance of their size, GottaBigOne, and for some reason that attitude just stimulates the desire for them even more. It seems a way of teasing, which, to lots of individuals, is a kind of foreplay. What do you think?

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Luke

Maybe in some way its a form of me teasing about my size, trying to get them a little more intrigued by it. But i think the main reason is because I am a very modest person, it makes me uncomfortable to brag about myself even ehwn i deserve to.

I just hate cocky guys, and try to avoid being one whenever possible.
 
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big1234: My first girlfriend never told me she thought I was big, but when she broke up, she told this fat girl and I had her chasing me for about a year.

Another of my later girlfriends gave the standard reaction. But then when we actually had sex, during the initial insertion through all of her screaming she yelled "Oh fuck me!!!! Not like that!!!!" Which she later explained meant "Oh fuck me that hurts" But then she realized it would sound like she wanted it harder when in reality she meant "I can't take it". I knew what she meant and I was pretty proud of that.
 
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biguthdickuth: As someone with only 7.5"x5.5" I haven't gotten like wild eyed shock :eek: or anything like that on the first glance but everyone says something sooner or later. Most make a comment like it wasn't what they were expecting from someone who is so small in every other aspect of my anatomy at only 5'7" tall and very slim.

The reaction I love the best though when I first inter inside a girl is the usual loud moan after a quick deep trust.

One thing I found myself flattered by was when I had a black girl bragging about how big her little white boy was. I didn't want to ask her about her pervious boyfriends at the risk of sounding like I believe in all racial stereotypes, but it still felt somewhat better hearing that from her.
 
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JimEllsworth5: I've heard some of the same things mentioned here: "Shit" "Damn" "Oh my God!" and had open mouthed gapes and stuttering and "I knew you were big, but . . . "

The ones I enjoyed the most were along the line of "How big is it?" "Can I measure it?" Those times it seemed like my partners were giving a more positive reaction, and as I later found out, they were going to do a lot of talking about me.

I also confess to enjoying hearing things like you're bigger than so-and-so (insert name of famous porn star, athlete, local stud or race horse) or "you're even bigger than the black guys I've dated."

One time in particular stands out was the reaction I got from a prostitute, her mouth dropped open, her eyes snapped wide open and she kept repeating shit for several minutes. She kept that up even when she started stroking me. It was my turn to say shit when it was time to pay the bill, she charged me time and a half.
 
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nursejudy: Hi Jim-
I've measured a few large penises in my time & was wondering if you had any good measuring stories? Like I knew one guy who was a 'perfect 12' measured from the top, but the only way he would let you measure it would be if he could take a Polaroid of you measuring it!
 
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Duo187: A good measuring story? Well...um...hmm..
Oh, heres one, don't know if its good or not.

When I met my ex for the first time, she didnt believe me, and said that thinking abou tit though turned her on, when we finally got the courage she brought a paper ruler...or whatever they are called, well anywho, she only brought one that was 10" long, I don't know where she found it...I think from her mothers sewing kit, when she reached the end of the ruler and I was still going she almost fainted. But she recovered, and to my surprise...and pleasure she left and came back with her friend...they spent about 20minutes feeling and examining it.
 

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Take my word for it, Duo187, yours is a good measuring story. I can imagine a couple of amazed individuals feeling and examining your huge organ for 20 minutes, as you just let them enjoy themselves. I bet you kept a big smile on your face the whole time! Did either one of them kiss it a few times?

A big turnon here from your post, man,

Luke ;)
 
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Duo187: Well, glad someone enjoyed it :) Yeah they did, they did bout everything they could outside of penetration....that came later that week. And dude, it felt too good to smile.
 
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Duo187: [quote author=RoysToy link=board=sex;num=1049917376;start=80#96 date=03/07/04 at 07:45:18]To me pleasure and smile go hand in hand, guy.  Would you let me think you were at least smiling on the inside?
???

;DLuke[/quote]

Oh yeah...
 
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like_a_UB_Bull: Definitely got one of my best reactions this morning. My new girlfriend of about a month said "Can you wear biker shorts when you meet my mom? I want her to be proud of me."
 

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I didn't involve directly seeing my cock, but I was out for a walk on Saturday afternoon, and as I pass this little queen standing at the bus stop, he quite directly and loudly says to me: "Now THATS the basket I want for Easter!"
 

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[quote author=like_a_UB_Bull link=board=sex;num=1049917376;start=80#98 date=03/09/04 at 20:21:33]Definitely got one of my best reactions this morning. My new girlfriend of about a month said "Can you wear biker shorts when you meet my mom? I want her to be proud of me."[/quote]
That's what I like, hot off the press! For some reason being so recently said, its even hotter and more dick hardening, like_a_UB Bull.

Luke ;)
 

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[quote author=like_a_UB_Bull link=board=sex;num=1049917376;start=80#98 date=03/09/04 at 20:21:33]Definitely got one of my best reactions this morning. My new girlfriend of about a month said "Can you wear biker shorts when you meet my mom? I want her to be proud of me."[/quote]
That's what I like -- hot off the press! That being so recently said makes it even hotter and more dick hardening, like_a_UB_ Bull.

Luke ::)
 

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I can remember being at the A&P shopping for something during summer last, and happened to be in the deli/produce section for my bag of ice berg salad when I happened to wander past the deli counter, and there were two very hot, attractive younger ladies waiting for god- knows- what.  Anyway, I was sorting through the parmesan cheese containers for my baked ziti later, when I accidently over heard them talking.  "So, have you found the sausage you want?" was the red haired chick with the 36D's question. " Yeah, 5'10, dark black hair in the bugle boy denim shorts by the cheese!" was the blonde, 38D's reply.

Needless to say, that probably wasn't her first choice, when she realized what she said :eek:, and caught my reaction, which of course was indeed flattering.
 
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PattyMayo: Geez, I wish I had the chance to give a reaction...I haven't come across anything really big yet!