What really goes on in women's locker rooms?

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My possession of a penis and simultaneous use of womens' "service areas" (as I call them) has made for lovely discussion on LPSG in the past. I can offer a unique perspective on this. Women can get obnoxiously catty when they hear or figure out that there's a crossdresser using whatever restroom/locker room/any other gender oriented room they're using. They get irrationally pissed off. It all depends on the mood of the room and the people in it. Sometimes women embrace it. I don't know how many times I've had women approach me in such places exclaiming how feminine I am. Some are genuinely interested in that way, or in the fascinated-by-the-freak sense. The latter is easy to pick up on, because that type is very abrasive. Some women get naughty. I try to avoid exposing myself if at all possible, because it only makes problems (by the way, this is all in locations where my going into female facilities is legal). I have in the past - enough to know that you can't predict the nature of the response at all. Because women assume I'm gay (for men), they say things that they normally wouldn't say to a guy. Example - I met a close friend in a beach shower/locker room. I don't think she noticed anything unusual about me until I started stripping. I had to, because I was covered in salt and sand, and wasn't about to go on a several hour car ride without washing. She and I were in a semi-alcove of an open shower room. I noticed that she was very good looking, but didn't expect to talk to her. When I took off my top, she nervously laughed (common response - they want to say something, but rarely do). When I took off my bottom, she immediately said something like, "WOW, you must get all the guys with a thick cock like that." I didn't expect her to say anything like that, trust me. Weird as it was, that broke the ice, and we left together. We ended up becoming close friends as well as casual sex partners. [We don't live anywhere near each other anymore, but we're still friends. I just called her yesterday.]


So, how's that for information you never thought you'd read?
 
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I see the foxiest leanest college girls going into the women's lockerroom but I also see some markedly less "appearance-advantaged" women sharing the facility.

Does the mix of stunningly beautiful and stunningly not-so-beautiful create some tension in there, when the 2 extremes are naked and inches from one another?

It certainly does sometimes in the guys' lockerroom so I am very curious about you gurls.
 

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Do they have gang showers? Yes, however in high school they were never used as they didn't give us time to shower after gym class. Do they rough house and towel snap each other? Hell no! We are GIRLS not barbarians! :tongue: What do you talk about? Anything everything. Do you walk around naked? Never, not in high school and not now. Why do women always go to the bathroom in pairs? Because we can. :smile: Do they have panties and bras hanging on shower curtain racks? No! We do have lockers. That's why they call them locker rooms. :rolleyes: Do they sell tampons and condoms in vending machines? The vending machines sell tampons and sanitary napkins.

I have never been in a women's locker room in my life...what is it really like in that secret world?
Sorry if it's dull. :redface: In college my lifeguarding class met right before the girls basketball team. I was the only girl in the class and those 6'2" stocky lesbians scaredthe hell out of me. I started wearing my swimsuit to class under my sweats and disrobing in the bleachers. When the male prof./coach asked why, I told him the truth. "Those big lesbians scared me". He kinda laughed and said okay, it was never a problem after that.


Do chicks wrap the towel around the waist as guys do or mostly the more modest "Hollywood" way around the chest?
I've always wanted to know.
ALWAYS around the boobs!

MB, they really have gang showers in women's locker rooms? Do you check each other out like the guys do? I don't. I always try to get in and out as quickly as possible. Locker rooms are giant petri dishes especially in high school.
I've always wondered about how girls felt about all those lesbian PE teachers. We made fun of them under our breath when they walked away. Hmm, :rolleyes: they were never in the locker rooms though.
 

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MB pretty much covered it, I think she missed out that sometimes there's drinking of drinks and eating of chocolate.

Women eat chocolate in the LOCKER ROOM!!!? Yuck. Isn't that like having a snack while sitting on the can. A Coke maybe but food? I've never seen any guy eating in a locker room.

Food and athletes foot do not a great combination make. :crazy2:
 

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In swimming pool changing rooms there's always chocolate eating earl, it's actually the law in England :)

Oh yes - definitely!! One of the few laws I agree with too.

Didn't they always tell you to swim on an empty stomach to avoid cramping?

Next thing you'll be telling us is that you ate chocolate bars in the pool. :eek: Uhh.. *Caddyshack scene pops into my head *...lets not go there.