What secrets would they find out about you if you died today?

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  1. Jovial

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    Sometimes I wonder what people would find if I died suddenly in an accident. The people in charge of collecting my stuff would find a bit of porn on my computer, not a whole lot but an assortment of odd clips and pictures. They would also find some large condoms in my drawer. And of course if they looked through my browser history they'd find that I frequent LPSG. So nothing too shocking I guess.

    Does anybody else wonder about this? I imagine some of the people here would have collections of sex toys or porno maybe. Do you have anything shocking that people would find out about?
     
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    They'd find some browser favorite folders loaded with porn links and a few hundred pages of home made erotica written in MS-Word. That's about it.
     
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    You now you are right abut it, must of the time something goes in mind about the same I was able to keep photos and videos only in a DVD, and I got some toys that i have a hidden compartment in my closet that way i feel more secure.
     
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    I don't have much for them to find and now that I think about it, I am a boring person I guess. Maybe it's time to change that & spice up my life a little.
     
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    Well let's see....................

    There would be a big family fight over who gets my 2 computers that I built. They wouldn't find the porn on them because I have them buried so deep in a myriad of files, and they don't really know how to go looking for them. I think they would just be after all the cool programs on them.

    There would be a big fight over the fleet of vehicles I own. Out of all of them, 2 certain cars and one of the trucks would reveal evidence of a double life, but they would have to look deep within the vehicles. Of course, there's always the possibility that people from that double life might come looking for me.

    Most of my family knows I'm packing anyway, plus my dad thinks it's funny. Mom might freak out if she were to discover the oversized condoms.

    Other than that, I think it would be pretty uneventful.
     
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    They'd find a heavy use of LPSG, gaytube and pictures of me with friends. If they did a body exam they would find multiple piercings including a much not known about hood piercing and an engraved scar on my ankle with the initials of my beloved gay best friend. They would find full length gay porn videos and links to transgender help websites. They would find naked pictures of me and my friend whom agreed to take pics of us having sex. They'd find a copy of the story of how I lost my virginity and the new erotic story I've been working on. In my room they would find condoms, lube, crops, corsets, handcuffs, two sets of japanease bondage ropes, a vibrator and my huge stash of cosmopolitan magazines from when I was a teenager. They would find the box of stuff that proves my insanity, all the stuff from when I was deeply obsessed with my gay friend before he figured out he was gay...

    I'm sure I'll think of more stuff later.

    Oh yeah.. my father would probably go on a hunt for my gay best friend when he found out we fucked a few times... My mom would never look at my neibour the same way again.. and my best friends cousin would finally make sense and fit into the picture.

    They'd find out how deeply troubled of a teenager I am and how confused I was with my life despite what I made it out to be, they would be disappointed that I never talked to them or seeked further help. They'd find out how I was someones Mistress and how in love I was with gay males... They certainly would not understand most of what they found.
     
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    They'd find out that I'm world's biggest liar, and I actually have a tiny weenie...:eek::rolleyes:
     
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    On my computer they would find that I was on LPSG alot and they would find a few nude photos of myself and other people.
    If they where able to find the keys to my armoire they would find a selection of soft and hard core S&M, D&S paraphanaelia, toys, costumes and assortment of diffrent sorts and lengths of rope.
    They would need a gas axe to get into my gun safe because I haven't written the combination down anywhere.
     
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    I have never thought about this before, good question!

    They would have to reformat to access my Blackberry & HDs on Laptop and External, so nothing there.

    They would find a bit of porn, sex toys, birth control (condoms, nuvaring, and year old, unused Plan B), a diary that is in code for the most part (hold over from my teen years). I have two pistols as well, but since they were a gift from my Dad, no surprises there.

    I'm trying to figure out if I care about this kind of stuff? Idk, I'll be dead, it won't matter, lol. The only thing I might regret is leaving dirty underwear on the floor for someone else to pick up... the rest is an "eh" because I am a grown woman, eff their potential judgment.
     
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    OMG! you wrote in code too!?
     
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    Haha, yeah mostly with secret nicknames for the people and numbers for events or issues. As a kid, it would have been in code, upside and backwards if I could. :wink:
     
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    Cool, have you posted the erotica in the Fictitious Stories section here?


    I am terribly curious. What is this secret double life of which you speak? :confused: Were you a former CIA or NSA double agent? Or are you referring to your bi proclivities? What on earth would you have in a truck that would let them in on that tidbit?:confused:


    What secrets would they find out about you if you died today?

    I have an addiction to LPSG
    I prefer porn with well hung white men and black women.
    I sporadically keep a journal
    I am a size queen
    I have nude pics of myself and of one past encounter
    I have a thing for boots and shoes

    These are not secrets but not everybody knows:
    I am clinically depressed.
    I still have anxiety attacks and migraines.
    I have OCD and have folders for incredibly inane things on my PC
    I have Magnum large condoms in my panty drawer.
    I have a small collection of risque lingerie.
    I am a girly girl.
    I am pretty handy building things.
    I own my own tools, including a circular saw.
     
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    So, the old stereotype IS true... :rolleyes: :tongue:
     
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    People would find pictures of my dick in funny places.
    They might find half finished song lyrics everywhere.
    They might take my clothes off and think, wow this guy has a funny mix of physical features. That is partially insecurity and partially based in truth.
    Shit I dunno. I can't think of anything about me that I haven't told someone.
     
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    i think theyld only find out things about me they already knew.......i tend to live my life with no secrets and am not ashamed about anything to the point ive to hide it.
     
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    Can't tell ya, darlin'. :biggrin1: Let's just say that the truck and 2 cars would never make it through an airport scanner. I can tell you it has nothing to do with me being bi.


    COOL!! Me too!! :tongue:


    OOh!! Me Likey!! Would you model it for me?? :tongue:


    My kinda woman!! :biggrin1:
     
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    :shock:just like I mix my liquors in public, I've been mixing my chocolates and :shock:crackers in bed :shock:
     
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    I guess it would depend who found what. It if were family and some friends, they would be shocked beyond belief.. :yikes: :biggrin: :evilgrin02:

    Others, who know about me would not be surprised and would probably
    fight over some of my stuff.....

    However, I think it just might be time to really think about this and do
    somethiing about getting rid of some things or hiding them somehow.

    I guess after I am gone it really want make that much difference because
    it couldn't hurt me anyway...
     
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    Is it wrong that this thread has made me wonder how much porn Benazir Bhutto had on her computer?

    Anyway - if I were to die suddenly, there would be plenty of incriminating stuff lying around. Sex toys and fetish gear in the back of the closet and a couple of drawers. And quite a lot of porn on the PC - I don't really bother collecting the stuff anymore, but I haven't deleted it, either. :tongue:
     
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    OH MY GOSH! I can't believe this, because I think about this every time I leave my place, and think, "E-gads, what people would discover on my hard disk!!!" I thought it was just me! :redface:
     
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