What secrets would they find out about you if you died today?

[Notthe7]

Okay: I recently had my phone stolen... and was freaking out about what they were going to read. All my texts/pictures.. jesus they must have thought I was something awful

with that said....


They would find lots of nude pics of myself, my ex boyfriend and crazy drunken nights on my laptop. NOT on my lap top they wouldn't find anything worth while except my pipe and some high quality marjiuana that's drying out in my closet.

I don't think i would have anything to be real upset/shocked about..

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

Okay: I recently had my phone stolen... and was freaking out about what they were going to read. All my texts/pictures.. jesus they must have thought I was something awful

with that said....


They would find lots of nude pics of myself, my ex boyfriend and crazy drunken nights on my laptop. NOT on my lap top they wouldn't find anything worth while except my pipe and some high quality marjiuana that's drying out in my closet.

I don't think i would have anything to be real upset/shocked about..

Wow!

Nah, I think they'd be cool about that.:biggrin1::tongue:

 

[Notthe7]

Lmfao. Probably. My dad was into hash when he was younger. They wouldn't hate too much.

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

Lmfao. Probably. My dad was into hash when he was younger. They wouldn't hate too much.

That's good then.:biggrin1:

Besides, you're dead. What do you care what they think?:biggrin1:

 

[jorpollew]

I just signed on with a financial advisor, so my will and personal finances will be all figured out.

I guess that my partner, close friend or sister would get first access to my computer (and in that order). But there really wouldn't be anything on it that's too embarrassing or incriminating. They already know what I'm into and it's not the kinky, twisted stuff.

My partner and friends know about LPSG, and they know I visit the porn site GroovyMovies. But I don't save any of the movies to my computer. The other sites listed on my fav scroll aren't shocking.

After a wonderfully nostalgic j/o session, I trashed all my porn mags and pics years ago. I don't have any toys or x-rated dvds. I do have some old porn videos that I haven't viewed for almost 2 years. In fact, I don't even use my VCR anymore. Maybe it's time for me to pitch the videos, too, since I never watch them. But now this just made me think about all the hot stuff on those tapes. (Damn it, where's that old remote now?!)

This is a good thread for "self-inventory". I'm determined now to clean out my garage, and not b/c there's anything embarrassing in it. But why hold onto that junk for other people to muck around or throw out? Plus, I could use the space b/c I plan to remodel in the spring.

 

[Northland]

They would learn that I have never given up eating certain unhealthy foods and that I have a massive collection of sex related websites- there are those bookmarked here and also listed elsewhere- as in my address books and on scraps of paper.

It would also be revealed that I have over 100 pairs of black wool socks (most still not worn) as well as a few cartons of condoms (well, depending on time of death the carton may be down to the last box). No, I do not use all of them- I use some and give some to friends and am part of a distrubution ring on the second Friday night of each month. Promote safe sex and save a life- maybe your own!

There is also a collection of pubic hairs (everybody needs a hobby), both male and female in red, black, blonde, white, brown and um, er, lime green, indigo, mauve, and a few other exotic colors.


Newspaper clippings wherein I have used a pencil to draw the genitals for certain men- you'd be surprised what I have done with Bill Richardson (about 15 inches, uncut and Mike Huckabee a sexy 10 incher, cut with veins, as well as the dinky dingy I recently assigned Pervez Musharraf. I also do them for celebrities and unknowns- first started this hobby with a Secret Service Agent to former President Carter, pencils and erasers work perfectly with newpaper ink.

Looking at the above, I had better die from spontaneous combustion in a storage shed destroying all the evidence at the same time. Oh wait! I'll be dead so it won't matter. Whew! Whadda relief!

 

[MidwestGal]

They would pretty much only find porn and pics on my computer. Also a couple of books with positions in them which my mom already knows about. Other than that not much of anything. I'll be dead so I won't care!

 

[Kimahri]

The fact I have a rap sheet might come out. Other than that, nothing big.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Then why even have one?

The average person doesn't know that. Just saying, if you're parents knew nothing about a computer like mine, a single password would suffice.

 

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

This isn't a passive way of telling me that you're gonna have to kill me, is it?

Actually I stopped writing in my journals before I began telling you my dirty little secrets.

 

[Jovial]

Besides, you're dead. What do you care what they think?:biggrin1:

A lot of people say when you're dead it won't matter. But when you go to heaven, you'd be worrying about when the people that found all your large penis porn eventually die and make it too heaven and ask you about it. "Why did you have all the porn on your computer and all those sex toys?" I know, I know, we'll all be too busy basking in the glory of God to worry about such things.

Now if you go to hell, then it probably won't matter.

There is also a collection of pubic hairs (everybody needs a hobby), both male and female in red, black, blonde, white, brown and um, er, lime green, indigo, mauve, and a few other exotic colors.

Now that's shocking.

 

[Primal_Savage]

Aside from my gay & str8 porn, vac pumping junk, gate-of-hells, dozens of thongs, posing pouchs and other articles, the real shocker would probably be details, pics, etc. of a past life (11 years which don't appear accurately on my resume).

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

If i died and you rummaged through my house you would discover:

* I have some weird addicted to bathroom accessories, such as shampoo's, soaps, lotions, etc.

* I have a lot of make up, boxed and stored throughout the house. Including theatrical makeup, even though i have no history of being in theatrics what so ever.

* I have tons of lingerie hanging throughout the bedroom.

* Many sex toys, magnum xl condoms and about 25 different bottles of lubricant. Some in marked and unmarked.

* Rubber gloves in the sex drawer

* A big container of powdered J-lube under the clothes in the PJ drawer.

* Lubricant in bathrooms and the cars.

* One porn dvd hidden in the armoir

* Loads of pornographic photos of me and multiple sex videos of me and my husband on the computer. Not well hidden at that.

* Sex pics on my cell phone.

* If you search my email you would find that i own two dot com names related to erotica. Neither i have put to use yet.

* Tons of daily Rx medications in the kitchen cabinet which indicates all of my ailments.

* If you searched my website browser you would find a lot of porn related website in addition to bizarre, morbid things.

* Packs of cigs hidden in weird places because i smoke very little and no one knows.

* My glucometer, a lot of people dont know i am hypoglycemic.

* All of my books on serial killers and forensics which indicates im one sick mother fucker in some way or another im sure.

 

[tgw]

I think about this quite often acutally.

They would find a locked metal box in my closet, but would then have to find the key to get into it.

After they got it unlocked (or busted it open), they would find a large assortment of condoms, some thongs, bikinis, etc., a penis pump, and some lube.

Nothing really stored on my computer, just some internet history of a couple of porn sites.

Probably should just get rid of the penis pump. Don't use it too much anymore. Ebay... here I come...

 

[goodwood]

Should I meet an untimely end, I suppose it would be shocking that rather than leaving valuable works of art to family, they would be surprised to know that museums across the country would be the benficiaries of art works as in San Francisco Museum of Modern

 

[goodwood]

* San Francisco Museum of Modern Art, the Wyoming Museum of Natural History, some museum in Denmark, other ones in Germany and the Netherlands.
Besides that, people would be surprised to know of how many women I have been involved with on a serious level.
Beyond that, nothing much.

 

[lostmymind]

This is a good thread for "self-inventory". I'm determined now to clean out my garage, and not b/c there's anything embarrassing in it. But why hold onto that junk for other people to muck around or throw out? Plus, I could use the space b/c I plan to remodel in the spring.

Yeah, we got rid of a ton of shit over the last 6 months. Was going to just throw it away and someone said to put it on craigslist. We did and made about $500!

Hehe... I just came up with a perfect LPSG screen name: OneMansJunk

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

I can't really imagine that my family/friends would discover anything new about me. I'm pretty open. All of my friends know that I come to this site, and so does my father. I don't watch porn on the computer or anything. I don't own porn. I guess the worse thing they would discover is my vibrator. That's not exactly something to be in shock and awe over.

 

[Mandee]

Hmmm...

Well, if they looked through my computer they would see lots of nude/naughty photos of me, and also pictures that I saved that friends sent to me of their cocks, etc. Also on my computer, if they looked through the internet site history, they would find lpsg and also a site called utherverse. On utherverse I have an account and if they were able to get into it they would learn that I am bisexual (something that only my online friends know about me). They would also see that I go to myfreepaysite a lot.

In my room they would only find two vibrators... nothing else really naughty or unusual. My room is a horrible mess though and I have a lot of junk that is just sitting around in drawers and on little tables in my room -- like sample size shampoo bottles, lotions, empty perfume bottles, ribbons.... just different stuff.

 

[whatireallywant]

I can't really imagine that my family/friends would discover anything new about me. I'm pretty open. All of my friends know that I come to this site, and so does my father. I don't watch porn on the computer or anything. I don't own porn. I guess the worse thing they would discover is my vibrator. That's not exactly something to be in shock and awe over.

Your father knows you come to this site! I think I'd be mortified if my dad knew that! I get embarrassed...My mom? Well, I wouldn't want her knowing I come here either, she'd probably try to take my computer away from me (uh, geez mom, I've been an adult for many years and some people my age have grandchildren! lol...)

Oh yeah, besides the adult sites on the computer, they'd find my stash of condoms (both regular and Magnums), pumpkin pie scented/flavored body oil, and "body massager"... Oh, and my book "101 Ways to Drive a Man Wild in Bed", a few Playgirls and a book of gay male sex stories.