What secrets would they find out about you if you died today?

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Your father knows you come to this site! :eek: I think I'd be mortified if my dad knew that! I get embarrassed...My mom? Well, I wouldn't want her knowing I come here either, she'd probably try to take my computer away from me (uh, geez mom, I've been an adult for many years and some people my age have grandchildren! lol...)

Oh yeah, besides the adult sites on the computer, they'd find my stash of condoms (both regular and Magnums), pumpkin pie scented/flavored body oil, and "body massager"... Oh, and my book "101 Ways to Drive a Man Wild in Bed", a few Playgirls and a book of gay male sex stories.

Well, I didn't voluntarily inform my father of my presence here, but he found out anyway. :tongue:

My book is better... I have 203 Ways to Drive a Man Wild in Bed!!! :eek::biggrin1:
 

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My Ex GF had a plaster cast made of her boobs. So of course I promptly made a plaster cast of my cock, which I painted black. I still have it, it's lurking in the garage ....compare it to me now every once in a while. When my crap gets sold, this will obviously turn up.
 

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Well, I didn't voluntarily inform my father of my presence here, but he found out anyway. :tongue:

My book is better... I have 203 Ways to Drive a Man Wild in Bed!!! :eek::biggrin1:

Is the 203 Ways book the sequel or something, maybe? I'll have to look for it. :smile: I'm also wanting The Guide to Getting It On.
 

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Is the 203 Ways book the sequel or something, maybe? I'll have to look for it. :smile: I'm also wanting The Guide to Getting It On.

Heck, I dunno if it's a sequel or not. I got it when I was, like, 16 years old... hehe. Had my first REAL boyfriend. :tongue: It's good!